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(BBC)   Baker trapped in lift for 13 hours -- for anyone else it would've only been 12   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2008-12-09 08:48:02 AM  
Was he going up? If so, I guess he kneaded it to rise.
 
2008-12-09 09:27:56 AM  
D'OUGH!
 
2008-12-09 10:25:37 AM  
+1. Nicely played.
 
2008-12-09 10:29:01 AM  
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2008-12-09 10:29:48 AM  
High five subby...you win an order of chicken fingers with your choice of dipping sauce.
 
2008-12-09 10:30:05 AM  
At yeast he got out of there.
 
2008-12-09 10:30:32 AM  
Nice one, subster.

+1
 
2008-12-09 10:30:46 AM  
Very nice.

Enjoy your internet.

/applause
 
2008-12-09 10:31:03 AM  
+1 my friend... +1.

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2008-12-09 10:32:14 AM  
No submitard for you.


Good one.
 
2008-12-09 10:32:43 AM  
Let's hope he gets some sun after this mess blows over. He looks a bit pastry.
 
2008-12-09 10:32:48 AM  
Outstanding, Subby!

Here is a coupon for one free intertubes de-clogging.
 
2008-12-09 10:33:50 AM  
Well played.
 
2008-12-09 10:33:58 AM  
I hope there is muffin wrong with this guy.
 
2008-12-09 10:34:03 AM  
+won
 
2008-12-09 10:34:44 AM  
The facts were these: A baker was stuck in an elevator
 
2008-12-09 10:34:51 AM  
I know the muffin man, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2008-12-09 10:34:57 AM  
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You earned 'em subby.
 
2008-12-09 10:35:08 AM  
Good one.

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2008-12-09 10:35:37 AM  
I lawled.
 
2008-12-09 10:38:24 AM  
Doh!
 
2008-12-09 10:42:40 AM  
/bravo
 
2008-12-09 10:42:53 AM  
*snert*
 
2008-12-09 10:48:22 AM  
I work at a place that has been providing its own power since it was built in the '20s. Over the last year we have had some problems with the old system resulting in occasional blackouts. So one evening the power went out in one of the buildings where we were doing on-site catering for a wedding. One of my garde manger cooks got trapped in an elevator while taking a cart loaded with salads, cold appetizers,...etc to a lower floor for a wedding reception for almost an hour. She was claustrophobic and afraid of the dark. We had her on her cell phone and she was getting hysterical. I kept telling her to climb up the escape hatch and try to make it to an access door. She wouldn't go for it. "I ain't cut out for no Bruce Willis bullshiat!"

The engineers finally got enough juice in the system so we could get her out. She went in a cocky black woman and came out pale and scared shiatless. For a week I followed her around yelling YIPPEE KI YAYYY MOTHER farkER!!
 
2008-12-09 10:48:33 AM  
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2008-12-09 10:50:49 AM  
Subby wins.
 
2008-12-09 10:51:21 AM  
I had to read it twice... unlock my brain, then..
Very nice subby!

DOH!
 
2008-12-09 10:53:26 AM  
Best Headline EVAR!!!!
 
2008-12-09 10:53:35 AM  
What is up with that dude's head?
 
2008-12-09 10:54:15 AM  
Came in here to add my +1 for teh Subbay

/Nice one.
 
2008-12-09 10:55:20 AM  

ypsifly: I work at a place that has been providing its own power since it was built in the '20s. Over the last year we have had some problems with the old system resulting in occasional blackouts. So one evening the power went out in one of the buildings where we were doing on-site catering for a wedding. One of my garde manger cooks got trapped in an elevator while taking a cart loaded with salads, cold appetizers,...etc to a lower floor for a wedding reception for almost an hour. She was claustrophobic and afraid of the dark. We had her on her cell phone and she was getting hysterical. I kept telling her to climb up the escape hatch and try to make it to an access door. She wouldn't go for it. "I ain't cut out for no Bruce Willis bullshiat!"

The engineers finally got enough juice in the system so we could get her out. She went in a cocky black woman and came out pale and scared shiatless. For a week I followed her around yelling YIPPEE KI YAYYY MOTHER farkER!!


Stack em, pack em, and rack em!
 
2008-12-09 10:55:37 AM  
Subby that was as cool as hookers that take food stamps!

/sorry, my new favorite line.
 
2008-12-09 10:56:26 AM  

Edsel: What is up with that dude's head?


It must not have risen properly
 
2008-12-09 11:00:43 AM  

tortilla burger: Edsel: What is up with that dude's head?

It must not have risen properly


he was using his head to bang on the elevator door.
 
2008-12-09 11:04:57 AM  
Not bad at all submitter. Nicely played.
 
2008-12-09 11:08:42 AM  
Internet: Here, you can has one.
 
2008-12-09 11:10:26 AM  
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Mebs!

/he should take better care of his cone
//Mebs.
 
2008-12-09 11:16:15 AM  
Man, if there ever was a guy who needs to wear a chef's hat 24/7, it's that guy.

/also, 13.
 
2008-12-09 11:19:34 AM  
Yeah, well this guy says he's a pansy.
 
2008-12-09 11:23:07 AM  
Its horrible.. you have been warned..

Trapped in Elevator (new window)
 
2008-12-09 11:35:11 AM  
Hey subby...Nice!
 
2008-12-09 11:36:19 AM  
*golf clap*
 
2008-12-09 11:37:10 AM  
ICDedPpl - HILARIOUS comment - I think it went over most peoples' head!
 
2008-12-09 11:40:52 AM  

troppo gonzo: i215.photobucket.com


I'd put icing on that.
 
2008-12-09 12:04:41 PM  
The comments, +1's, and free doughnuts make submitting FARK headlines SO worthwhile!

Thanks all, I am enjoying my free interweb thingies... although I am not quite sure what I'm supposed to be doing with them.

/subby
 
2008-12-09 12:05:57 PM  
LOL that was so funny! "Lift"! AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Who talks like that??!?!
 
2008-12-09 12:21:44 PM  
At yeast he doughnut stay in there overnight.
Was he Danish?
 
2008-12-09 12:23:05 PM  

bonno: The comments, +1's, and free doughnuts make submitting FARK headlines SO worthwhile!

Thanks all, I am enjoying my free interweb thingies... although I am not quite sure what I'm supposed to be doing with them.

/subby


invest them in more headlines. eventually you get up to +9001, and you get a free TF account.

/at +34
//yes im keeping count
 
2008-12-09 12:23:09 PM  
If he had been Jewish, he'd only have been trapped for 11 hours.
 
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2008-12-09 12:43:30 PM  
Subby: I can only give you a +.5. You were gifted with the elements baker and the number 13. You merely placed them in proximity.

Still a worthy effort but you can't apply for an eleventy one with that kind of advantage.
 
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