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(Tampa Bay Online)   Never stand behind a car being driven by the woman you're currently divorcing   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 44
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2008-12-08 04:13:35 PM  
She was only getting revenge for all the times he begged her, "C'mon, baby, let me plow into you from behind."
 
2008-12-08 04:22:19 PM  
Lovely.
 
2008-12-08 04:32:36 PM  
Never stand behind a car being driven by athe woman.

FTFY.
 
2008-12-08 05:32:01 PM  
Don't drive with a mad woman -- Chris Rock
 
2008-12-08 07:50:12 PM  
Never marry anyone crazier than you are!
 
2008-12-08 07:51:23 PM  
You could say their relationship was going in the wrong direction?

/weak, I know
 
2008-12-08 07:52:26 PM  
Howranda is a silly name. There, I said it.
 
2008-12-08 07:52:38 PM  
msheda: Never marry anyone crazier than you are!

FTFY
 
2008-12-08 07:53:03 PM  
What a horrible name. Howronda? Did her parents just pick letters out of a hat and magically assemble them?
 
2008-12-08 07:54:23 PM  
I really like the fact she laughed at him after she did it. I wonder if it was a evil laugh or jolly-good-time laugh.
 
2008-12-08 07:56:07 PM  
a recycled shoop:

uncharted.org
 
2008-12-08 07:56:45 PM  
ismeldan: msheda: Never marry anyone crazier than you are!

FTFY



Now you tell me!
 
2008-12-08 07:57:07 PM  
You think they have a bad name, how about their doctor!

www.t-nation.com

/hotter than Uumellmahaye
 
2008-12-08 07:59:16 PM  
Her sister Hernia (pronounced Her-nay-ah)posted bail.
Maybe it was her cousin, Uresis.
Who knows.
Who cares.
 
2008-12-08 08:01:01 PM  
Great pro tip, subby, thanks.
 
2008-12-08 08:02:18 PM  
That mugshot just screams, "Yeah, I did it. And I'd do it again."
 
2008-12-08 08:07:32 PM  

Huh, Dennis Rodman has never looked prettier.


media2.tbo.com

 
2008-12-08 08:07:37 PM  
Howronda?


Sounds to me what her dad said to her mom when he found out she was pregnant? HOW RONDA?
 
2008-12-08 08:10:14 PM  
media2.tbo.com

"God help him when I get out of jail. Next time, they'll have to scrape him off the road with a shovel!"
 
2008-12-08 08:12:17 PM  
I know a guy who learned the same thing the same way, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/after she ran him over, she pressed assault charges against him. He managed to plea bargain out of most of them.
 
2008-12-08 08:18:34 PM  
There are days where I wouldn't even go outside if I knew my wife had access to her car keys.
 
2008-12-08 08:22:27 PM  
Fark Me To Tears: "God Gawd help he'p him when I get out of jail. Next Nex' time, they'll have to scrape him off the road with wifa shovel!"

ftfy

/sorry
 
2008-12-08 08:31:32 PM  
was Howranda driving a Honda ?

Maybe a Towrayota ?
Maybe a Fowrard ?
Maybe a Chwrarysler ?
 
2008-12-08 08:34:33 PM  
"Overstreet, who is in the process of getting divorced, was charged with aggravated battery flattery"

/Fixed
 
2008-12-08 08:38:11 PM  
driven to quit: I really like the fact she laughed at him after she did it. I wonder if it was a evil laugh or jolly-good-time laugh.

I would say a jolly-good-time laugh given the fact that she's still chuckling about it in the mug shot.
 
2008-12-08 08:38:39 PM  
Sure thing "Oh no you di'in" was said somewhere in that event.
 
2008-12-08 08:45:23 PM  
She found out he was doing her sister, Howrcedes.
 
2008-12-08 08:52:44 PM  
I hate to get all serious but hell. That mugshot, if that was a guy, holy shiat. I just do a simple thing switch the gender and look at the situation. I'm just not big on assault in any shape of form.
 
2008-12-08 09:03:25 PM  
Well that goes without saying.
 
2008-12-08 09:03:57 PM  
msheda: Never marry anyone crazier than you are!

Well that rules women out.

/flees stage left
 
2008-12-08 09:04:17 PM  
"I'd hit it," she said.
 
2008-12-08 09:10:29 PM  
msheda: Never marry anyone crazier than you are!

She didn't.

Was she driving a Howronda Civic?
 
2008-12-08 09:25:50 PM  
Classic example of why women should not be albe to drive...period.
 
2008-12-08 09:27:46 PM  
Changes her name from Howronda Overstreet to Yurunda Lockandkey
 
2008-12-08 09:46:56 PM  
alk72487: Classic example of why women should not be albe to drive...period.

Well, to be fair, their period is only once a month.

/trust...bleeds...five days...does not die... blah ... blah...
 
2008-12-08 10:02:21 PM  
www.mmsonline.com

So, where's the OBVIOUS tag?
 
2008-12-08 10:05:16 PM  
Howronda Overstreet
 
2008-12-08 10:18:22 PM  
I hope the headline is not giving anyone the impression that it's a good idea to stand in front of the car.
 
2008-12-08 10:30:04 PM  
The other day I ran into my ex husband.

Then I backed up and ran into him again.

/sometimes I miss him
//thanks, Jeff Ross!
 
2008-12-09 03:22:28 AM  
emmasews: Her sister Hernia (pronounced Her-nay-ah)posted bail.
Maybe it was her cousin, Uresis.
Who knows.
Who cares.


img512.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-09 06:35:11 AM  
Well since she put me down Ive been out doin in my head
Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed

Well, Howronda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldnt take much time
For you to help me Howronda
Help me get out from under your car.

Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda
Help, help me Howronda
Help me Howronda yeah
Get out from under your car.

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And she ran me over with her car.

Well, Howronda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Howronda
Help me get out from under your car.
 
2008-12-09 07:28:07 AM  
Personally I don't drive if I can help it. Most of the time my husband drives. I like it that way.
 
2008-12-09 10:33:17 AM  
aggrevated battery for attempted murder?! Gender bias strikes again, even though she looks like a man!
 
2008-12-09 12:55:17 PM  
thepatriotaxe.com
 
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