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(Sports by Brooks) Boobies Wish SBB Colene a happy birthday   ( divider line
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61192 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2003 at 10:41 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-14 11:10:22 PM  
Happy 15th Colene!!
2003-01-14 11:10:43 PM  
Like I said, he's fine. [image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 11:11:22 PM  
hmmmm, kitten killing is trouble, considering i'm at work!!!

i think i just spoke for about 90% of farkers..
2003-01-14 11:12:28 PM  
Happy Birthday and stuff!!!!

...and the rude question noone wants to ask but everyone wants to know, which birthday number is this?
2003-01-14 11:12:32 PM  
Dear lord - what happened to MAGGIE?!?!?!

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 11:13:23 PM  
Happy Birthday COLENE

Noticed the banner earlier in the day but didn't feel like actually registering a Brooks account. heh heh.
2003-01-14 11:13:40 PM  
Why should I? Because she's pretty? I don't think so.
2003-01-14 11:13:49 PM  

Apparently she turned into a gimp.
2003-01-14 11:14:08 PM  
Ewww Maggie's ugly kill her!
2003-01-14 11:15:37 PM  
"Hauoli La Hanau" from Halawa,Oahu!!!
(Happy Birthday)..........
2003-01-14 11:15:39 PM  
God bless hip slung jeans.
2003-01-14 11:16:01 PM  
My birthday was yesterday
No thread for me eh
internet eh
maude eh
2003-01-14 11:19:02 PM  
My cat wishes you a happy birthday:

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 11:20:24 PM  
Yeah shouldn't all Total Farkers get their very own Bday thread?
2003-01-14 11:21:14 PM  
Dave Letterman's throwing a birthday party for his quintuple bypass tonight.
It's three years old...

...and more relevant.
2003-01-14 11:23:15 PM  
Do you have cat hair flying out of the bass drum every time you start playing?
2003-01-14 11:25:02 PM  
Dottie Moss, widow of the Atlanta blues legend Buddy Moss, died today. She was a close, personal friend. Goodnight Dottie.
2003-01-14 11:25:30 PM  
mmmmm...Colene. Definitely the hottest of the SbB women. Happy Birthday! Love that smile....
2003-01-14 11:25:39 PM  
It's my birthday in half-an-hour. I think you should all wish me a happy birthday instead.
2003-01-14 11:26:27 PM  
Screw Colene (figuratively speaking).

Where is Maggie

and why doesn't she wear something in a nice v-neck.

2003-01-14 11:27:37 PM  
Is she the cute one?
2003-01-14 11:36:58 PM  
Eples, I tried to use that photo as the source of a photo contest, but Fark rejected me (...and Maggie). The headline was (approximately): Put your, um, ah, words in Maggie's mouth
2003-01-14 11:37:01 PM  
best group game for gamecube: super monkeyball 2. people who tell you otherwise haven't played it. monkey target is the shizzle.
2003-01-14 11:39:34 PM  

Happy Birthday, doll-face !!!!
2003-01-14 11:40:27 PM  
Take advantage of men while you still have your looks. It won't last forever and you're not getting any younger.
2003-01-14 11:40:42 PM  
I'd bang her. I mean, uh, I value her brain and stuff.
2003-01-14 11:41:22 PM  
Where did that one guy on the SBB board find a GIF like this??!!
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 11:45:15 PM  
i'm bitter that i'm not as attractive as colene.

why the hell should i wish her a happy birthday? biatch.
2003-01-14 11:46:16 PM  
heeehehehehehe...i liked that bitter post.

seriously, though, i can't say bad things about anyone, except for FifthColumn.

happy birthday, colene.
2003-01-14 11:47:17 PM  
I am still wondering when SBB will start actually carrying content about sports.
2003-01-14 11:47:37 PM  
When is it Stephane's birthday?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 11:49:47 PM  
Damn. She's fine. Happy Birthday. I'm a Capricorn too, give me a call.
2003-01-14 11:49:47 PM  
0.5 - Estimated number of people who truely wishes she has a happy birthday rather than just saying "Happy Birthday" because deep down somewhere, they believe it will somehow get them laid. :)
2003-01-14 11:52:16 PM  
BEEE240, I hereby award you some sort of medal of excellence for posting that. Outstanding.
2003-01-14 11:53:49 PM  
who cares about sports when you can look at boobies?
2003-01-14 11:54:42 PM  
How old do u reckon she is?

i'd go 22...
2003-01-14 11:59:32 PM  
YouDriveAnIROC: Check out Eternal Darkness also for the cube. Very kickass game, although it does start a bit slow.
2003-01-15 12:06:54 AM  

Make that 1.5, I'm no lesbian :) Happy Bday Colene!

Resident Evil, the GC version, is the absolute best game ever. Check it out.
2003-01-15 12:11:11 AM  
Happy Birthday, Colene!

Can I have sex with you now?
2003-01-15 12:13:13 AM  
I got an idea, why don't we end the long-standing objectification of women as merely pretty faces and bulbous flesh bags with which to copulate

NAH, fark IT
2003-01-15 12:15:25 AM  
Yes, Super Monkey Ball 2, it's great...because people...they like monkies, and this game has monkies in balls, and they roll around. Great party game indeed. I recommend it.

Oh, and Colene is my fav SbB girl as well. Great smile.
2003-01-15 12:21:22 AM  
don't care, don't care, do_not_care!...why does everyone get all excited about all these anonymous women on the net?

everyone deserves a happy birthday though, i guess. but of course, that's not what this thread is really all about anyway.
2003-01-15 12:24:00 AM  
mmmmmmmmmm whores. :)
2003-01-15 12:38:35 AM  
BEEE240: If you look really close at that gif, you can see a "The Learning Channel" logo, along with something else. Not that I was looking at it really closely.
2003-01-15 12:38:52 AM  
fap fap fap fap fap fap
2003-01-15 12:40:15 AM  
YouDriveAnIROC Resident Evil, my pants still smell like poo from playing it
2003-01-15 12:41:25 AM  
Yeah, I got yer birthday right here.
2003-01-15 12:43:12 AM  
I never went to that site until I saw Colene in the background of one of the Photoshop threads. Even though she was looking annoyed while staring at some other girl's ass, I still thought she was cute.

I heard there is stuff about sports or something on that site.
2003-01-15 12:47:18 AM  
Happy Birthday Calgon. You left your ribs at my house. Gimmee a call when you need them back
2003-01-15 12:57:46 AM  
SbD is shiatty and I wish people would quit linking it.
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