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2008-12-08 04:26:03 PM
whidbey: They could probably start by cutting back on their executives' salaries and actually hiring some marketing people who actually know how to sell advertising.

It's not from lack of trying in the marketing or sales department, I'm sure. In a bad economy, advertising budgets are the first thing a company looks at to cut from the bottom line. I used to sell Verizon Yellow Pages and was incredibly successful--until the economy began to go under. Then I could barely tread water. Left in 2004 before it REALLY got bad & Verizon sold off their Yellow Page business to a 3rd party.

Verizon had this great spiel about how advantageous it was for a company to advertise in a down economy--as your competitors pull out, you can advertise bigger & you'll get their customers! Nice bit of talk, until someone points out that Verizon Yellow Pages itself hasn't advertised on TV since 2001.
 
2008-12-08 04:27:38 PM
brigid_fitch: It's not from lack of trying in the marketing or sales department, I'm sure. In a bad economy, advertising budgets are the first thing a company looks at to cut from the bottom line

All right, so it goes back to my other point:

Cut the executives' salaries. Drastically.
 
2008-12-08 04:28:01 PM
Dear NBC,

Please cancel everything other than Chuck, The Office, and 30 Rock. I don't know how any quality shows got on your line up, but don't take your anger out at these few good shows.
 
2008-12-08 04:30:15 PM
I wonder how much longer the TV, movie and music companies will keep trying to fight progress and protect dying business models?
 
2008-12-08 04:34:16 PM
From the sidebar:
"Heroes creator apologizes for calling his fans 'dipshiats'"

Hahahahahahahaha
 
2008-12-08 04:34:17 PM
jimmy2x: Ok - I'll be the one to ask - what is HULU?

And Life is the best show on TV.


Online streaming tv (new window), with minimal breaks. Very neat. And I like LIFE as well, and Eleventh Hour and Fringe . . .
 
2008-12-08 04:36:02 PM
I_Approve_Of_This_Message: The real loser in the growth of the digital age is the middleman.


The Middleman
(pops) is probably going to be a big loser. Originial, smart programming on a weird network with a quirky hook, and a too-small audience.

Meanwhile, Survivor gets to keep going.
 
2008-12-08 04:36:45 PM
Time to bring back ALF.
 
2008-12-08 04:38:14 PM
the_wanderer: Meanwhile, Survivor gets to keep going.

Does it? Where? I thought it was history years ago...
 
2008-12-08 04:39:04 PM
whidbey: Does it? Where? I thought it was history years ago...

Gabon.
 
2008-12-08 04:41:21 PM
FVendetta: Gabon.

LOL.

And my brother thought actually thought "Lost" was a reality show...
 
2008-12-08 04:41:43 PM
I see A LOT of that annoying PSA for "get out and play". I think the ad revenue is tanking badly and the networks are trying to hold the ad rates up.
 
2008-12-08 04:41:44 PM
HappyFarker: Fox said it was cutting advertising to 5 Minutes on two shows (Fringe and another one). Boosting ad costs to cover and that is their pilot program for next year. If its a success, Fox will only have 5 minutes of ads per show half of what is now). Most hour shows average 11-14 minutes of ads.

Go Fox!

Love Fringe


Yeah, but every episode's going to have 15-20 minutes of product placement.
Jack Bauer: "Wow, we outran those Chinese spies and drove all the way back to CTU on half a tank of gas. this Toyota Tundra sure is fuel efficient!"
Tony Alameda: "Yeah, and durable! You can barely see the gunshots! We'd better stop at this Chevron station and fill up on the only fuel with Techron. There's a Burger King next door too. I know how much Chloe likes her Flamin Hot Hollerin Jalapeno Chicken Sandwich(tm). Maybe it will be so tasty that she won't turn out to be a mole this season."
Jack: "Hey, get me a milkshake while you're there."
Tony: "Oh, you should try their new Ice Cold Extreme Vanilla Pancake Shake Latte(tm)."
Jack: "Hold on, I'm getting a call on my 16GB Apple iPhone 3G (available in black and white)"
--Clock counting down as scene transitions. Timex logo clearly visible at corner of clock--
 
2008-12-08 04:43:13 PM
jimmy2x: Ok - I'll be the one to ask - what is HULU?

And Life is the best show on TV.


http://www.hulu.com Kinda self-explanatory once you get there. Like YouTube, but for full episodes. Totally legal too, funded by the TV networks. Usually post a show the next day after it airs.
 
2008-12-08 04:44:16 PM
"Forget it Jack, we're not going to become corporate shills."
"Wow, this Diet Snapple tastes just like regular Snapple!"
"I know, right?"
"I only date guys that drink Snapple."
 
2008-12-08 04:46:33 PM
Here's a good way to save an hour of unwatchable garbage for NBC.


FIRE JIMMY FALLON NOW!!!
 
2008-12-08 04:48:53 PM
whidbey: Does it? Where? I thought it was history years ago...

I just know it's still on TV. And it's crap that I don't care about. I've 90 percent given up on TV. I watch Dexter, NCIS, The IT Crowd, and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. That's it. That's the whole list. Everything else that I've seen on TV recently is crap, or gets canceled.

Journeyman: Pretty good, was getting it's legs.. Canceled.
The Middleman: Quirky, funny, but ABC didn't know what to do with it. It's going to die just like Muppets Tonight, 'cause ABC has no idea what to do with it.

Tv networks cancel good programming, and keep crap going. I'm amazed that Terminator made it to a second season. I don't see it going for three, tho, so enjoy it while it's around.
 
2008-12-08 04:49:32 PM
Hey, is it possible the series of "Knight Rider" is worse than the 2-hour pilot? 'Cause that would make it epically bad.

/Gratuitous plug for "Chuck" and "Life". Great stuff.
 
2008-12-08 04:50:29 PM
whidbey: They could probably start by cutting back on their executives' salaries and actually hiring some marketing people who actually know how to sell advertising creative people to produce shows that don't make people want to vomit.


FTFY
 
2008-12-08 04:51:30 PM
serial_crusher: Yeah, but every episode's going to have 15-20 minutes of product placement.

Damn you, Nissan Versa.
 
2008-12-08 04:53:53 PM
YakBoy42: whidbey: They could probably start by cutting back on their executives' salaries and actually hiring some marketing people who actually know how to sell advertising creative people to produce shows that don't make people want to vomit.


FTFY


I agree, but apparently that doesn't pay the bills. Selling cars does.
 
2008-12-08 04:54:50 PM
Kill the promotions department. On most shows, they give enough away in the promos that you don't need to watch the show.

LET ME WATCH THE farkING SHOW! I don't need pop-up ads at the bottom of the screen telling me what's on a week from Thursday.

Cut back on ad minutes. Bravo, Fox.
 
2008-12-08 04:55:04 PM
wilder_card: Hey, is it possible the series of "Knight Rider" is worse than the 2-hour pilot? 'Cause that would make it epically bad.

Yep, it's worse than the Pilot. It's epic-bad.

Chuck almost made the "Gonna Watch It" cut, but it's just not quite good enough.. (That, and it's a remake of Jake 2.0, anyway....) Life was another one that almost made the cut.. I'm still considering going back and trying it again.
 
2008-12-08 04:58:49 PM
wilder_card: Hey, is it possible the series of "Knight Rider" is worse than the 2-hour pilot? 'Cause that would make it epically bad.

You mean the "Holy fark, the car is on fire! Quick, let's take off our clothes!" episode?

And NBC wonders why they're in trouble....

I want to barf every time they say "Must See TV."

As if.
 
2008-12-08 05:02:59 PM
I called in Heroes first season that it seemed like the type of show they'd run out of ideas with quickly. It seemed like they had no idea how to deal with a sci-fi fanbase. The finale of season one proved that and they went on to deliver a terrible show for the next season and a half.

I'll add Pushing Daisies to the "everything good gets canceled" bandwagon. Things that are targeted to people who don't consume their entertainment online perform better in ratings than things that do. Which is why pretty much all shows worth watching are on cable at the moment.
 
2008-12-08 05:03:33 PM
bberg: serial_crusher: Chuck is good (although a little shark jumpy this season). Heroes is total fail, but still brings in viewers. Other than that, I don't give an ass about NBC. Saturday night live stopped being funny about 15 years ago.

I find your lack of "The Office" disturbing.


You're right about that one. Should have been on list (although Steve Corel has clearly never worked in an office before and plays his part far goofier than he should. I like it more for the ancillary characters like Stanley)
 
2008-12-08 05:05:46 PM
If NBC really wanted to do better as a network, they would move all of the First Run shows from USA and Sci-Fi, like Monk, Psych, L&O:CI, BSG, and Stargate to NBC and only do the reruns on the other networks.
 
2008-12-08 05:06:50 PM
Not only is Knight Rider shockingly awful, it seems to be on everytiime I flip to NBC.
 
2008-12-08 05:07:11 PM
Let me just get in here and say a very big "fark You" to NBC for canceling Journeyman yet trying to bring back Knight Rider...again.

Oh yeah - Life rocks, and Sarah Shahi is teh hawt
 
2008-12-08 05:11:25 PM
I stoped watching TV 2 1/2 years ago (to pay off all my debt).....I missed it first....now I don't. Most of the time when I do TV shows, they all sucked (except for NINJAWARRIOR!! & Olivia but that is another story). Don't miss it at all.

On another note TV stations used to 'sign-off' at night, show the flag and play the star-spangle banner, why not go back to that to save money?
 
2008-12-08 05:12:19 PM
I_Approve_Of_This_Message: The network model is knocking on death's door. Within a few years, on-demand is going to allow the end user to pick and choose what shows they want to watch and when they want to watch them. Production companies will adopt an iTunes-style model to deliver content for a nominal price, or advertisers will find creative new ways to subsidize production.

The real loser in the growth of the digital age is the middleman.



It's a great concept... but I just don't see it. Unless there are a ton of rich folks out there willing to fork over the dough to produce shows on their own dime and hope to turn a profit later... if ever.


/If I was filthy rich in '02, I would have bought as much advertising time as Fox needed to keep Firefly on the air
//Srsly
 
2008-12-08 05:13:12 PM
ferretman: I stoped watching TV 2 1/2 years ago (to pay off all my debt).....I missed it first....now I don't. Most of the time when I do TV shows, they all sucked (except for NINJAWARRIOR!! & Olivia but that is another story). Don't miss it at all.

On another note TV stations used to 'sign-off' at night, show the flag and play the star-spangle banner, why not go back to that to save money?


Also my spelling and engrish is bad.
 
2008-12-08 05:13:16 PM
Inibrius: Merlin Macuser: They need to show lots more episodes of Life.

Detective Resse asks, "Did you just call me a girl cop?"


Yes, that is exactly what I was thinking.
 
2008-12-08 05:13:38 PM
ChicagoJohn: Not only is Knight Rider shockingly awful, it seems to be on everytiime I flip to NBC.

I thought the original was kinda hokey. No telling what level of fail the remake has...
 
2008-12-08 05:14:13 PM
Not NBC, but abc is cancelling Pushing Daisies. My wife is livid.
 
2008-12-08 05:14:37 PM
agos1247: Will not pay for TV. I find myself doing more rewarding things like reading, learning the guitar, talking with wife, friends and family. No point other than I feel good about not needing to watch TV.
Vote For Me


Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television (new window)
 
2008-12-08 05:16:11 PM
Daniels: I called in Heroes first season that it seemed like the type of show they'd run out of ideas with quickly.

Last week's episode was one of the better ones I've seen. But yeah, they've been ripping off ideas left and right, especially this season...
 
2008-12-08 05:16:45 PM
Except I misspelled Reese. Sorry, I must have been distracted by something in my eye.
 
2008-12-08 05:18:43 PM
Am I the first to notice that everyone in this thread mentioning it enjoys "Crusoe?"

Added weirdness bonus for me: I recently moved to American Samoa to work for a TV station that should become an NBC affiliate sometime next year. Until then, I don't think there is any NBC to speak of, excpet possibly on a tape delay of something like two hours shy of two weeks. For most of the channels that we do have, programming is kind of erratic. There is no "appointment viewing," TV is mostly for flipping on and enjoying when you feel like it.

Hulu is a Godsend, and it only works because my boss had a lengthy exchange of emails with them where he convinced them that they should allow it here. And after my internet is installed this week, I'l finally get to watch it.
 
2008-12-08 05:33:22 PM
While I am in no way upset in the slow death of an ancient and outdated business model I must lament for the shows cut in the crossfire.

Pushing Daisies will forever remain a delightful mix of sweet and morbid in my memory. I cannot for the life of me fathom how Fuller can choose to go to Heroes over this wonderful creation of his.

Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies. The guy is brilliant but under-appreciated.
 
2008-12-08 05:38:15 PM
ferretman: On another note TV stations used to 'sign-off' at night, show the flag and play the star-spangle banner, why not go back to that to save money?

As dumb as it might be, think of all the infomercials that have popped up in the night. They're essentially filling out those four hours with infomercials because it brings in ad revenue, albeit for ads that will never be seen by any normal human. So to answer the question, I'm sure there's some equation as to why it's infomercials instead of off-air time.
 
2008-12-08 05:40:34 PM
whidbey: Daniels: I called in Heroes first season that it seemed like the type of show they'd run out of ideas with quickly.

Last week's episode was one of the better ones I've seen. But yeah, they've been ripping off ideas left and right, especially this season...


You must have been high. The eclipse double episode was god awful. It made no sense. Syler makes no sense. At the end of the episode, everything was back to normal and the eclipse lasted forever. Did the earth stop spinning or something. It was also a world event that no one seemed to find odd. Oh well I watch the show to see how bad it will get.
 
2008-12-08 05:43:01 PM
Any network that let go of Scrubs just dosen't get it. Any Scrubs episoide can have me rolling on the floor.
 
2008-12-08 05:44:41 PM
I'm not watching much TV when it airs because the ads are getting to be too much. Last week I was watching "The Incredibles" on NBC, and I swear they'd run five minutes of the show, and then three minutes of ads, then five more minutes of the show, and they kept that pattern up all night. It got very frustrating.

For regular series, the same issue arises. I envy the British model of having a show run about 47 minutes, and then wedging in adverts later. Of course, they need to pay for a license to own a TV, but still-- I'd rather do that than watch the same Geico, Nissan, and AT&T ads over and over fifty times during a single show.

I try to watch Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles, but sometimes it's a chore. They advance the story for ten minutes, then it's time for me to get up and get a sandwich or do something else because they're playing the same ads I just saw ten minutes ago. And they do this every ten minutes. Same ads. Over and over. Subliminal advertising isn't legal, but apparently repeating something until it's stuck in your head is perfectly fine.
 
2008-12-08 05:56:15 PM
The_Vig: Syler makes no sense. At the end of the episode, everything was back to normal and the eclipse lasted forever. Did the earth stop spinning or something.

This has been the biggest problem. they spent 2 years doing one thing, then tried to mix up all the characters and throw in some time travel for no good reason. The show has no canon that means anything and they routinely ignore things they've already done.
 
2008-12-08 05:56:48 PM
The_Vig: You must have been high

Touche.

And no sh*t, man. How long did that f*cking eclipse last? Two hours?
 
2008-12-08 05:58:10 PM
imgod2u: Pushing Daisies will forever remain a delightful mix of sweet and morbid in my memory. I cannot for the life of me fathom how Fuller can choose to go to Heroes over this wonderful creation of his.


Ummm....You make it sound as if the show was canceled because he decided to go do Heroes instead.
 
2008-12-08 05:58:58 PM
ZeroCorpse: I'm not watching much TV when it airs because the ads are getting to be too much. Last week I was watching "The Incredibles" on NBC, and I swear they'd run five minutes of the show, and then three minutes of ads, then five more minutes of the show, and they kept that pattern up all night. It got very frustrating.

For regular series, the same issue arises. I envy the British model of having a show run about 47 minutes, and then wedging in adverts later. Of course, they need to pay for a license to own a TV, but still-- I'd rather do that than watch the same Geico, Nissan, and AT&T ads over and over fifty times during a single show.

I try to watch Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles, but sometimes it's a chore. They advance the story for ten minutes, then it's time for me to get up and get a sandwich or do something else because they're playing the same ads I just saw ten minutes ago. And they do this every ten minutes. Same ads. Over and over. Subliminal advertising isn't legal, but apparently repeating something until it's stuck in your head is perfectly fine.


Tivo is your friend.
 
2008-12-08 06:04:17 PM
DiscoInferiorityComplex: imgod2u: Pushing Daisies will forever remain a delightful mix of sweet and morbid in my memory. I cannot for the life of me fathom how Fuller can choose to go to Heroes over this wonderful creation of his.


Ummm....You make it sound as if the show was canceled because he decided to go do Heroes instead.


From all that I've read (and granted, that doesn't give me great insight into the inner workings of ABC), it didn't seem like he put up much of a fight. At the very least he could've gone to the other networks to try to get them to pick it up.

It wasn't meant for network though. I would've preferred it on Showtime or HBO.
 
2008-12-08 06:58:19 PM
I hate this Knight Rider show/bullshiat with a passion. Thank you, thank you, for pulling it off the air. Nothing redeemable about it, absolute shiat. The ads were shiat, the transforming was shiat, the acting was shiat, the plot was shiat, the show was shiat.

The premise was good, but you cannot desecrate a show like this an expect it to be watchable. It'd be like the Dukes of Hazard rolling in a Camaro.

/I really need to expand my vocabulary, shiat just does not accurately describe that show's fail.
 
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