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(Stuff.co.nz)   "While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 50
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2008-12-08 07:36:31 AM
Kissing? Ya, right. Someone needs to remind that guy about the correct way to insert his wang into her ear.

Remember: bang the eardrum slowly!
 
2008-12-08 09:26:41 AM
I don't buy it for one second.
 
2008-12-08 09:28:40 AM
This has precedence.

A Mother (new window)lost her hearing when her child kissed her ear!
 
2008-12-08 09:29:50 AM
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
 
2008-12-08 09:30:13 AM
Like the time I kissed that antimatter girl. Turns out that was a mistake.
 
2008-12-08 09:30:30 AM
that sucks.
 
2008-12-08 09:30:37 AM
Ouch. All I want to know is why that dude was (apparently) inhaling forcefully enough to RUPTURE SOMEONE'S EARDRUM. That's just weird.
 
2008-12-08 09:31:08 AM
Damn... Read article first, read article first! Thought it was the ear that was kissed.
 
2008-12-08 09:32:18 AM
Captain Irreverence: Like the time I kissed that antimatter girl. Turns out that was a mistake.

At least you only touched her with your mouth....

/worst sex ever.
 
2008-12-08 09:32:57 AM
I can make a woman deaf by kissing and sucking way lower than that.
in my dreams.
 
2008-12-08 09:32:59 AM
www.joke-portal.com
 
2008-12-08 09:34:56 AM
ksr315: YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

YOU'RE. :-)
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2008-12-08 09:35:45 AM
His kissing sucked bad.
 
2008-12-08 09:41:08 AM
Mirrorz Your right. sorry
 
2008-12-08 09:42:11 AM
That's nothing.

I once kissed a girl so hard that her mother got pregnant.
 
2008-12-08 09:43:29 AM
Wendy's Chili: That's nothing.

I once kissed a girl so hard that her mother got pregnant.


that's one hard girl.

//are you sure it was a girl?
 
2008-12-08 09:47:00 AM
DslainteC: Kissing? Ya, right. Someone needs to remind that guy about the correct way to insert his wang into her ear.

Remember: bang the eardrum slowly!


Funny but there's absolutely no way that would fi... oh, China.
 
2008-12-08 09:51:29 AM
So does this mean we should use like...prophylactics for our lips?
 
2008-12-08 09:53:36 AM
"If kisses could kill, that one would have flattened several small towns!"

/Guess the character, get a cookie
//See local bakery for said cookie
///Tell them I sent you
 
2008-12-08 10:00:45 AM
I would just like to thank the author of the article for using the phrase "sucking face" I don't think I've heard that one since the seventh grade.

/"sucking face" lol!!!eleventy!!!11
//also... "playing tonsil hockey"
 
2008-12-08 10:12:07 AM
Isn't a warning like this falling on deaf ears on Fark?
 
2008-12-08 10:16:50 AM
Um...who sucks that hard when they kiss? I'm generally focusing on the KISSING, not sucking my bf's tongue into my mouth.

Ugh. If he's that bad, she needs a new boyfriend. God help her when they decide to have sex.
 
2008-12-08 10:19:44 AM
Velkrin: "If kisses could kill, that one would have flattened several small towns!"

/Guess the character, get a cookie
//See local bakery for said cookie
///Tell them I sent you


Vir Cotto.

I'll take my cookie now.
 
2008-12-08 10:20:06 AM
I just nibble a little bit on the ear. Drives her nuts - no sucking needed.
 
2008-12-08 10:31:41 AM
Just to be on the safe side, I'll forego kissing for a while. Voluntarily. Who am I kidding?
 
2008-12-08 10:32:21 AM
**blinks** What?
 
2008-12-08 10:34:56 AM
ukmhz
DslainteC
: Kissing? Ya, right. Someone needs to remind that guy about the correct way to insert his wang into her ear.

Remember: bang the eardrum slowly!

Funny but there's absolutely no way that would fi... oh, China.


THIS!!!!!
 
2008-12-08 10:35:19 AM
Am I the only one who read that as "Whale kissing is normally very safe"?
 
2008-12-08 10:36:56 AM
*looks around*
Penis goes where?
 
2008-12-08 10:38:58 AM
Monkey MKIII I can make a woman deaf by kissing and sucking way lower than that.

How you doin!!
 
2008-12-08 10:43:08 AM
Pretty much any behavior and you could quote doctors as saying "proceed with caution."
 
2008-12-08 10:52:08 AM
Wendy's ChiliGeneral Farker: That's nothing.

I once kissed a girl so hard that her mother got pregnant.


/FTFY
//I'm gonna run and hide now
 
2008-12-08 11:01:37 AM
First thing to do when you meet a potential date, lick you eyebrows. If she's still around after that, she's yours for life.

/eyeballs move in separate directions too.
 
2008-12-08 11:17:13 AM
Does anyone remember a famous magazine cover photo with some women sticking her tongue clear through a famous male celebrity's head, through his ear? Am I dreaming this up? Help me not waste my entire morning searching for this.
 
2008-12-08 11:20:28 AM
wildsnowllama: This has precedence.

A Mother (new window)lost her hearing when her child kissed her ear!


Why would she let her daughter suck on her ear like that!!!!
 
2008-12-08 11:24:44 AM
HarpuaMM: Does anyone remember a famous magazine cover photo with some women sticking her tongue clear through a famous male celebrity's head, through his ear? Am I dreaming this up? Help me not waste my entire morning searching for this.

Sure do. I'll let you keep looking though.
 
2008-12-08 11:49:04 AM
Sarcastica75: *looks around*
Penis goes where?


That would be "in the butt," Bob.
 
2008-12-08 12:06:01 PM

From Teh Article:

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
Jeeze, dude! How much suction are you going to produce, there? Leave the brain in the head, 'kay!
 
2008-12-08 12:18:30 PM
Another reason why foreplay sucks.
 
2008-12-08 12:19:21 PM
That's more sick than weird.
 
2008-12-08 12:27:16 PM
Pro Zack: that sucks.

Came to say this.
 
2008-12-08 12:40:03 PM
So he gave the kiss of deaf!
 
2008-12-08 12:49:09 PM
cherryl taggart: Monkey MKIII I can make a woman deaf by kissing and sucking way lower than that.

How you doin!!


What's that? I can't hear you!!!
 
2008-12-08 12:52:15 PM
Especially when attempting to kiss pre-nosejob Druish princesses. You could put an eye out!
 
2008-12-08 01:15:13 PM
"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

As a professional earguy, I totally call shenanigans.

The middle ear is ventilated through the eustachian tube, which runs from the middle ear to the inferior nasal concha (sinuses). If reducing the pressure in the mouth caused this, then her nose would have to have been pinched as well.

Then there is the fact that reducing the pressure in the entire mouth/sinus region would not pull the eardrum out, it would suck it inward. And I've seen eardrums that are totally retracted to the point that they are touching the back wall of the middle ear space without rupturing.

A more plausible explanation, though still implausible, would be putting the guy's mouth over her ear canal and sucking in hard.

Anyway, this is total crap.

OK, now I'll go back to being my usual, stupid Farking self.
 
2008-12-08 01:23:46 PM
wildsnowllama: This has precedence.

A Mother (new window)lost her hearing when her child kissed her ear!


Totally different case entirely, the Chinese woman reportedly had a ruptured eardrum from a kiss on the mouth.

The woman from New York had her ear canal sucked on, and had no ruptured eardrum. A much better, though possibly over the layman's head, article discusses the case here. (pops)
 
2008-12-08 04:12:33 PM
TheJowens: HarpuaMM: Does anyone remember a famous magazine cover photo with some women sticking her tongue clear through a famous male celebrity's head, through his ear? Am I dreaming this up? Help me not waste my entire morning searching for this.

Sure do. I'll let you keep looking though.


Damn, I can picture it perfectly in my head....I just can't remember who the celebrity is. My mental breakdown....you're supporting it.
 
2008-12-08 04:25:52 PM
The Chinese government is covering up a zombie attack. World War Z has started, EVERYBODY PANIC!
 
2008-12-08 10:44:46 PM
HarpuaMM: Does anyone remember a famous magazine cover photo with some women sticking her tongue clear through a famous male celebrity's head, through his ear? Am I dreaming this up? Help me not waste my entire morning searching for this.

img247.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-09 11:57:51 AM
Ape Shiat Nuts: HarpuaMM: Does anyone remember a famous magazine cover photo with some women sticking her tongue clear through a famous male celebrity's head, through his ear? Am I dreaming this up? Help me not waste my entire morning searching for this.

Excellent! Thank you! Of course it had to be good old Alfred that I was thinking of. Is he still considerd a celebrity?
 
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