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(New York Daily News)   Jets DE Shaun Ellis says he's ready to "face the music" after his pot arrest, as long as it's something mellow, like maybe some Marley or Mingus   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2008-12-06 08:49:38 AM  
In other news, the Jets just signed Nate Newton (new window) out of retirement.
 
2008-12-06 09:01:07 AM  
He should be ashamed of himself, taking performance enhancing drugs like that.

What will the children think.
 
2008-12-06 09:03:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: What will the children think


Hopefully they'll think that pot is relatively harmless and lots of successful people smoke on a regular basis. And they'll be correct.
 
2008-12-06 09:40:38 AM  
Mingus mellow?

FAIL
 
2008-12-06 09:42:44 AM  
Will there be a girl from Omaha hiding a banana afterwards?

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2008-12-06 11:12:33 AM  
Ellis was found with less than 50 grams, which Waldron called a "very small" amount.

50 grams? That's 1.7 ounces. Would last me quite a while.

As a dealer!
 
2008-12-06 11:48:37 AM  
1.7 ounces isn't that much. Hell, starting in Jan in MA anything under an ounce isn't even criminal.

The bad thing as a Jets fan is, you have a bad game you always have to look at that. Was he smoking too much?
 
2008-12-06 12:06:10 PM  

GimpyNip: The bad thing as a Jets fan is, you have a bad game you always have to look at that. Was he smoking too much?


Actually, as a Jets fan, I'd rather have our players smoking weed to relax and dull the pain than doing Vicodin and/or going out to clubs with a primed-to-fire Glock in the waistbands of their sweatpants.
 
2008-12-06 12:18:01 PM  

GimpyNip: 1.7 ounces isn't that much. Hell, starting in Jan in MA anything under an ounce isn't even criminal.

The bad thing as a Jets fan is, you have a bad game you always have to look at that. Was he smoking too much?


No, I don't. Not any more than if he'd been pulled over with some Nyquil or a 6-pack of Red Stripe.
FTFA: According to NFL rules, any player convicted of, or admitting to, a violation of the law, including possession of a substance other than alcohol, is subject to discipline.

Yeah it's illegal and you probably shouldn't be driving around with the shiat in your car. But to wonder if this is the cause of a bad game? You can't be serious.

Jets should say "Look. You're a football player making millions, so someone can probably set you up with a farking spliff where ever you're going. Don't be a dumbass."

Nothing more.
 
2008-12-06 02:22:01 PM  
TrIPPY (new window)
 
2008-12-08 03:23:54 PM  

The Viewer: Mingus mellow?

FAIL


Goodbye Pork Pie Hat is pretty mellow...but yeah, totally not on the same relaxation plane as Marley.
 
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