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(Google)   This is really not a good time to prank-call the president of Pakistan and tell him India is going to attack. So just don't do it   (google.com) divider line 55
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2008-12-06 09:23:10 AM
Aw c'mon. If they had a secure hot-line, it would take all the fun away.
 
2008-12-06 10:03:26 AM
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"Tony Blair tried that with me, and they almost lost France."
 
2008-12-06 10:05:34 AM
opiumpoopy: Aw c'mon. If they had a secure hot-line, it would take all the fun away.

Not necessarily.

[the President calls the Soviet Premier]
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.
 
2008-12-06 12:02:52 PM
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!
 
2008-12-06 12:05:41 PM
Kerpal strikes again.
 
2008-12-06 12:05:44 PM
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
 
2008-12-06 12:05:50 PM
DjangoStonereaver: "Tony Blair tried that with me, and they almost lost France."

The very first thing that popped into my head when I saw that photo was "C'mon guys, you still believe in me right? *crickets* RIGHT?!.....9/11 9/11 9/11...*waves flag harder*"
 
2008-12-06 12:06:17 PM
Is your reactor running? Well you better go catch it!!
 
2008-12-06 12:06:59 PM
Wait, you mean that actually WORKED?
 
2008-12-06 12:08:29 PM
Subby is right.

Now is a good time to call the president of India and tell him Pakistan is launching all of it's nuclear tipped missiles.
 
2008-12-06 12:09:59 PM
Wow, they're really running a tight ship there. Rock on you 3rd world goobers.
 
2008-12-06 12:11:07 PM
i367.photobucket.com

Murphy: Ha! Consider yourself "zinged!"
Chorus: The zing of the daaaaay!
 
2008-12-06 12:11:20 PM
Dawn reported that Rice asked Mukherjee why he took such a threatening tone with Zardari. He replied he had had no contact with the president, the newspaper reported, in what apparently led to the hoax being uncovered.

This must have been a lot like the high school rumor mill.

Anonymous person writes "Zardari is a biatch" on Mukherjee's locker

Zardari calls Rice, says "Mukherjee called him a biatch."

Rice Calls Mukherjee, says "Why you all up in Zardari's grill?"
Muhkarjee replies, "Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Wullis?"

And so on until the US invades Iran.
 
2008-12-06 12:12:18 PM
"I'm going to get along with Ali much better than I did with Musharaff.
Now, what about those pesky Indians?"
cache.daylife.com
 
2008-12-06 12:12:33 PM
Egyptian magician FTW!
 
2008-12-06 12:12:41 PM
It was the CIA
 
2008-12-06 12:14:07 PM
And people wonder why we don't want countries like this having nukes.
 
2008-12-06 12:22:05 PM
A day after the call, two Pakistani security officials warned the government would pull its troops from the anti-terrorism fight along the border with Afghanistan in order to respond to any Indian military mobilization.

you mean troop , right?

Inside the Pakistani border is were the real terrorism problem exists
 
2008-12-06 12:24:01 PM
Future Krusty the Clown: What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!

/What? Too soon?
 
2008-12-06 12:24:06 PM
FlippityFlap: Egyptian magician FTW!

I go to dentist and he beat me and curse me and my pants unbuttoned. Dental malpractice!
 
2008-12-06 12:24:47 PM
Can't wait to see it on YouTube.
 
2008-12-06 12:25:30 PM
I punch myself in the chest and make it disappear...!
 
2008-12-06 12:28:32 PM
Those wacky radio stations... what will they come up with next?
 
2008-12-06 12:28:52 PM
World War One - sparked by Gavrilo Princip assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand

World War Two - sparked by Germany's invasion of Poland

World War Three - sparked by a crank phone call.
 
2008-12-06 12:29:30 PM
A day after the call, two Pakistani security officials warned the government would pull its troops from the anti-terrorism fight along the border with Afghanistan in order to respond to any Indian military mobilization.

What an amazing way to f*ck with the war in Afghanistan! Man I love how easily postmodern nations can be subverted. Governments cannot keep up with information technology It totally destroys the theory that militaries are the way to peace. Education, health and a politically sophisticated population - that's the way to go. You need a nation that can answer the phone and know it is a prank because there is no honest reason for what the caller is saying to be true.
 
2008-12-06 12:30:39 PM
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

only decent thing that reagan ever did.
 
2008-12-06 12:30:57 PM
they dont have caller ID?
or *69?
/i remeber prank calls from when was a kid. man i miss them... lol
 
2008-12-06 12:31:15 PM
lifeboat: Those wacky radio stations... what will they come up with next?

ya, you think they would have understood it was a crank when someone yelled out "Ron & Fez, noon till 3!"
 
2008-12-06 12:39:40 PM
hyperspacemonkey: A day after the call, two Pakistani security officials warned the government would pull its troops from the anti-terrorism fight along the border with Afghanistan in order to respond to any Indian military mobilization.

What an amazing way to f*ck with the war in Afghanistan! Man I love how easily postmodern nations can be subverted. Governments cannot keep up with information technology It totally destroys the theory that militaries are the way to peace. Education, health and a politically sophisticated population - that's the way to go. You need a nation that can answer the phone and know it is a prank because there is no honest reason for what the caller is saying to be true.


lolwut.eu

/hot as a second sun
 
2008-12-06 12:40:10 PM
"Ah, that's rigt! You heard me there, jerky! You guys are gonna get a visit from us, so watch yourselves there, tough guy!"
 
2008-12-06 12:43:42 PM
deadapostle, I'm pretty sure that's called diplomacy working.

Getting this worked out peacefully, or at least quicker, goes on Rice's resume
 
2008-12-06 12:45:49 PM
So, it's not just Americans. Even Pakistanis fall for the Apu voice.
 
2008-12-06 12:50:42 PM
Now that 43 Kiloton comedy!

/yikes
 
2008-12-06 12:54:34 PM
What a bunch of backward dolts. Here in America, when the president-elect calls, you tell him nice try and hang up on him. Then you hang up on his chief of staff when he calls you to tell you that you just hung up on the president-elect. Nobody's putting one over on us!
 
2008-12-06 01:05:26 PM
Ah, psyops. Somebody's been a naughty boy. Game on!
 
2008-12-06 01:24:29 PM
Hahahaha...Indians dont have the balls to do anything. Considering this dude was their national hero...

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2008-12-06 01:26:19 PM
Did it go something like this? .....

Hello, is Abtar there?

Who is this?

This is Kerpal.

Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
 
2008-12-06 01:34:40 PM
Nuclear war can be such a knee-slapper.
 
2008-12-06 01:37:13 PM
What's difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!!

What.. too soon?

z.about.com
 
2008-12-06 01:49:53 PM
spiro: Hahahaha...Indians dont have the balls to do anything. Considering this dude was their national hero...

cuz defeating the most powerful empire on earth without firing a shot is nuthin.


stupid: you is it.
 
2008-12-06 01:55:02 PM
Well, with all of the outsourcing to India I just figured that if we could touch off a teeny-tiny little war, maybe the jobs would come back here.
 
2008-12-06 01:57:50 PM
spiro: Hahahaha...Indians dont have the balls to do anything. Considering this dude was their national hero...

Wait, what?
You think Indians had no balls for standing up to the British troops unarmed?
 
2008-12-06 02:00:54 PM
Laz Long: Well, with all of the outsourcing to India I just figured that if we could touch off a teeny-tiny little war, maybe the jobs would come back here.

as a web developer, i support the total destruction of bangalore.
 
2008-12-06 02:03:20 PM
this proves Palin is at least qualified to be the president of India right?
 
2008-12-06 02:28:45 PM
What's a Internet Nubian: this proves Palin is at least qualified to be the president of India right?

Depends. Where did she receive her doctorate in economics?
 
2008-12-06 03:28:51 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

They're back?!?!
 
2008-12-06 03:33:40 PM
spiro: Hahahaha...Indians dont have the balls to do anything. Considering this dude was their national hero...

aw c'mon, have a heart!


www.hollywoodfilmreviews.com
 
2008-12-06 03:46:30 PM
jjorsett: What a bunch of backward dolts. Here in America, when the president-elect calls, you tell him nice try and hang up on him. Then you hang up on his chief of staff when he calls you to tell you that you just hung up on the president-elect. Nobody's putting one over on us!

Would you be referring to (the late) Durwood Merrill?

/You're Out!
//And you're ugly, too!
 
2008-12-06 04:03:14 PM
Rolls eyes... stomps feet... pouts.

"Ok. Whatever."
 
2008-12-06 04:05:03 PM
spiro: Hahahaha...Indians dont have the balls to do anything. Considering this dude was their national hero...

Considering that he won their independence without having to fire a shot I would say he earned it.
 
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