lol

Bravo. +1

winnah

And we have our winner!

Heh. Finally got him.

/rot

well played.

only 15 years? ehh...not bad for killin' 2 people. err...Armed Robbery I meant.

There is a God.

And karma DOES exist.

Juice got squeezed!

lol

He's moving to Wide Receiver.

Expect to see a rush on the OJ "What happens in Vegas; Stays in Vegas." T-shirts

He'll have quite a long time to work on his ball han...

Oh, someone already said this.

does he prefer jelly or syrup?

Markie_farkie: You sir have delivered the best line. Kudos to you!

Either he got off very easy, or that is some piss poor journalism.

Jail and prison are not synonyms.

Excellent job, subby.

Anyone notice Fred Goldman was in attendance?

Cheers, subby!

Beautiful, Smitty

I particularly enjoyed the defense attorney's "Stupidity" argument, e.g. "My client was stupid. He didn't think there was anything illegal about taking guns and muscle up to a room, locking people inside and demanding that property be turned over to him."

He's a brutal thug, Mr. Defense attorney, and we're all safer with him behind bars.

So very much +1.

Keep in mind that the guy is 61.
With the life he's led, even 15 years could still be life for him.

+1 subby, got me giggling.

Best of the headlines submitted.

OJ got lucky, he got off light.

They're gonna run Juice up the middle.

excellent

did this really needed to be covered on espn sportscenter? just show sports highlights all farking ready

tigerxchaos: Keep in mind that the guy is 61.
With the life he's led, even 15 years could still be life for him.

Simulpost!

Damn, he looked old.

Judge Jackie Glass told Simpson he knew what he was doing and that his actions were "much more than stupidity".

A judge with a good judgement.

Finally!

Cue Fred Goldman haters in 3...2...1...

/cuz God forbid you go after the guy who killed your son.

Thirteen years to the day from the infamous acquittal.

And some people say there's no God.

/How come we're getting American news off a Limejuicer newspaper? Ain't there no American paper good enough?

As many people who were referring to him and/or his actions as stupid or ignorant, I'm surprised OJ didn't get all stabby.

tron.carter: only 15 years? ehh...not bad for killin' 2 people. err...Armed Robbery I meant.

5-to-15 if I understood the judgement right.

Not that the parole panel will be particularly sympathetic, I suspect.

nice, subby

newsflash for a former criminal getting prison time?

see ya, nordberg

15 years? If he gets a sharp attorney, he'll be able to slice that sentence in half on appeal.

TheGreyPiper: Thirteen years to the day from the infamous acquittal.

And some people say there's no God.

/How come we're getting American news off a Limejuicer newspaper? Ain't there no American paper good enough?

Um, I thought the acquittal was in October 1995?

A jury of his peers found him not guilty of the murders. Putting him away for this minor offense now is really a travesty of justice and just shows how racist people in this country still are. He should get probation at most. Nobody was hurt. I hope Obama pardons him

Behold, the first headline to make me seriously consider getting a t-shirt....

"What?!"
"YES!"

"Maybe we should get different roomates."
"Maybe we should...maybe we should...."

wow, and hey - +1 subby.

Poor bastard.

No T-Shirt Button?