GoDawgs!: We need more of this in our Christmas

Like I said elsewhere today, Who but the Germans could add a Little heavy Metal Album Cover spirit into the season of peace and Joy?

/That said I'm defintely making me a Krampus costume
//The Police usually call it "aggravated assault" not "a treasured holiday tradition" when I run around caning random women, Maybe the costume will help

I'm glad it's starting to get press in America again. We used to have the Krampus here, as part of the old, old Christmas/Yule tradition, but then Coke came along and standardized Santa Claus. They pretty much invented the modern version of Santa along with the fellow who wrote "The Night Before Christmas".

Prior to their mucking with him, Santa was not the jolly old elf dressed in red. He was very different from region to region, even within America. In the areas with strong Germanic heritage, he did indeed come complete with the Krampus.

Frankly, I think kids today could use a Krampus at Christmas to scare the bejesus out of them.

Bacon is Meat Candy: Sgt Otter: I'm curious what was supposed to happen in this scene.

Wonderfully naughty things!

/likes to be spanked
//an actual female
///yes, really.

How you doin'?

/obligatory.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Marla Singer's Laundry: Krampus comes to my house at least one day a month. Sometimes his buddy Hydroretainus comes too. Then Aunt Flo arrives in a chariot of scarlet and they slink off into the night.

One day a month? Lucky. That seems to be more of a week-long event at my house. "Blow-job Week" I once suggested to Mrs. PCoC it be called. And so she introduced me to Doghouseus.

/She needs a spanking.
//Just not this week.

From my observations , one of biology's great ironies is that women that like that sort of thing tend to like it best off all the Week BEFORE Autnie Flo makes her visit, not the week during, or even after when you might be able to take a little extra glee in doing your part because you have a good reason.

Not that ,you really need a reason to enjoy it...

or erm...so I've heard

Hester Prynne: Let's not forget the more racist incarnations of this jolly German holiday character

Zwarte Piet and the Krampus are two entirely different characters.

CapitolG: serpent_sky: SOMEONE better dress up like Krampus and spank me. I'm entirely serious... this article has changed my life, improved my mood, and completely and utterly blown my mind.

just let me know when and where, For real, I have just started on my own Krampus cosutme.

WHY do you have to be all the way across the country? I'm in New York! Damnit. I will make SOMEONE dress as Krampus to entertain me. I'm making Krampus cards.

HOW did I make it to 33 and never have this guy show up on my radar?

No Pain No Gein: I'm with you, I was thinking the same thing re lyrics. And I'm totally dressing up as Krampus every Halloween from now till death. How about a new band name: 'Krampus and the HOLY SHAIT WHAT THE FARK ARE THOSE THINGS!' LOL!

...how about this, you wake up suddenly to the sound of hooves on your rooftop. Then a rustleing in the living room where the Cristmas Tree is decorated in anticipation of gifts from Old St. Nick. You sneak up real quiet like for a little peak of the jolly old elf and to your supprise, HOLY FARK! What the hell is that! Ahhhh!!1!!one!

LOL, why does that cheer me up so much?

because I swear to god, this might be the most awesome thing I have discovered via Fark in the 5 or so years I have been on this site. It's just the coolest thing ever -- GIS Krampus, it's amazing. They have paintings of him in business suits, flying planes, driving cars, whipping children, raping... it's amazing. My productivity has gone to zero, as my brain has been overtaken by the thought of celebrating Xmas as if it were a GWAR show.

By the way, yes, I am female, for whoever asked. I should just put that in my damned profile. :)