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(Some Guy)   Useless Super-Hero Generator   ( divider line
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3344 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-02 12:27:05 AM  
this thing is weak--Sub*nccfnuqrsp is a "superhero"?
2001-09-02 12:28:53 AM  
Vibro Condor
Transportation: Condoro-matic

"Vibro Condom" - haha
2001-09-02 12:29:42 AM  
Yes, I know it says Condor. Apparently, bold is disabled. It may just be disabled for me though, because I've been naughty in the past and turned entire threads bold :P.
2001-09-02 01:31:29 AM  
Dog Golem
Power(s): Clairvoyance, Invulnerability
Source of powers: Divine intervention
Weapon: Golem Hammer
Transportation: Golem Unicycle

If this isn't a reason to become a rabbi, nothing is. I want my dog golem!
2001-09-02 01:59:01 AM  
The virtuous General Man (General-Man, Generalman, Man General, Man-General, Mangeneral)
Power(s): Invulnerability
Source of powers: Mutant mathematics
Weapon: General Nunchucks
Transportation: General Camel
2001-09-02 02:20:17 AM  
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2001-09-02 02:23:43 AM  
Screaming Whatsit
Power(s): Super ventriloquism
Source of powers: Psychic
Weapon: Screaming Wrench
Transportation: Screaming Pig

2001-09-02 02:36:45 AM  
Tobor, The 8th Man rules. Case closed.

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2001-09-02 02:37:55 AM  
Just look at his eyes. I mean really. Come on. It's 8th Man for Christ's sake.
2001-09-02 04:25:38 AM  
Millennium Crustacean
Power(s): Super strength
Source of powers: Magic
Weapon: Slime Venom
Transportation: She-donkey

Oh hell yeah.
2001-09-02 08:36:23 AM  
I dunno. Seems fun to me. I got:

The $6 million Wolf Yak
Power(s): Immortality
Source of powers: Solar
Weapon: Yak Grappling Hook
Transportation: Wolf Cloud
2001-09-02 01:12:58 PM  
omigosh...this thing roolz!

man hammer,

my power is adhesion and extreme popularity,
2001-09-02 02:20:36 PM  
Oh my....My weapon is the vibropillow......Does this mean I should team up with Orgasmo?
2001-09-02 02:27:23 PM  
Odd, all I got was...

The Unemployed Engineer!
Power(s): None
Source of powers: .COM
Weapon: Crushed Beer Can Slingshot
Transportation: Public
2001-09-02 02:46:25 PM  
Name: The extraordinary Sand Karrot (Sand-Karrot, Sandkarrot, Karrot Sand, Karrot-Sand, Karrotsand)
Power(s): Smoke generation/control, Enhanced common sense
Source of powers: Mutant soul sold to Devil
Weapon: Karrot Gel
Transportation: Sand Web

[sarcasm]Oh boy, am I overwhelmed.[/sarcasm] I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do with Karrot Gel? Does it come in a pneumatic-powered squeezy tube? And a Sand Web better have wheels on it, cos I ain't having a bar of anything that floats or sticks or anything. And as for my power being smoke generation and control, where does it come from? Does it issue in great clouds from my ears and nostrils and other more dubious orifices when I get mad or something?

I'll stick with being my ineffectual self, thank you very much Mr Super-Hero-Generator-Guy. You have SO made my day.

*shakes head*
2001-09-02 05:13:37 PM  
Wolf Slug
Power(s): Empathy, Telepathy
Source of powers: Genetic engineering
Weapon: Admantium Folding Chair
Transportation: Prince Cow
2001-09-02 06:10:17 PM  
I could make one up better than that stupid website:

Power(s):Dancing, Creeping out
Source of powers: Enchanted Cowbell
Weapon: Evil Stare
Transportation: Black Horse (from Sleepy Hollow

Wait a minute, I didn't do much better than them.
2001-09-02 06:12:21 PM  
The subterranean Xghvc'zlu Cyborg (Xghvc'zlu-Cyborg, Xghvc'zlucyborg, Cyborg Xghvc'zlu, Cyborg-Xghvc'zlu, Cyborgxghvc'zlu)
Power(s): Friction manipulation, Power mimicry
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mystic mutant
Weapon: Cyborg Pillow
Transportation: Cyborg Paddleboat

Bagpuss with a little of your Karrot Gel on my Cyborg Pillow , I'm sure that the world will be OURS!!!!!
2001-09-02 06:14:57 PM  
Swidd: But should we be good vibrations or bad ones?
Bagpuss: Sorry about your luck, but looky what I got! CHIMP RICKSHAWS! Z-Ski's! Super breath! That one's my favorite...Stay back, I warn you. I've got SUPER BREATH! Although I am a little curious about the adamantium Folding Chair...Is that mostly used on WWF members?

The philosophical Zqmenfnn A
Power(s): Photographic memory, Body transformation
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial psychic mutant
Weapon: Kryptonite Lance
Transportation: Chimp Rickshaw

Oaao Jak (Oaao-Jak, Oaaojak, Jak Oaao, Jak-Oaao, Jakoaao)
Power(s): Super breath
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant genetic engineering
Weapon: Inertron Darts
Transportation: Z-skis
2001-09-02 06:18:20 PM  
one of my characters had
Super Spelling!
now thats sure to intimidate lesser educated heroes...
2001-09-02 09:42:46 PM  
Skwidd....I just figured out how to divvy the work. I'll take the men, you take the ladies. 'As a superhero and a fetishist, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put my Vibropillow on that, sir.'
2001-09-02 10:01:09 PM  
Er....I wouldn't dream of stopping you. But how do you propose to carry that 400 lb duck? Do have big muscles or do you need to borrow my Chimp Rickshaw? I'm sure The Philosophical Z-Man is too Philosophical to be needing it much. Anyway, I find it difficult to 'do my business' as it were with all those chimps watching.....Damn beady eyes.....
2001-09-02 11:58:01 PM  
I ended up with "Brother Rider".

The imagination runs wild.
2001-09-03 12:04:49 AM  
Gaseous Cyborg...

2001-09-03 12:28:40 AM  
How about
The unbeatable Speedstroke (Speed-stroke)
Power(s): Amphibious, Flight, Super speed
Source of powers: Mutant technology
Weapon: Pistolstroke
Transportation: Dragonstroke

or this one for one of our famous moderators:

The demonic Kat Deathe (Kat-Deathe, Katdeathe, Deathe Kat, Deathe-Kat, Deathekat)
Power(s): Explodes, Shape-shifting
Source of powers: Mutant ancient lore
Weapon: Kat Claws
Transportation: Katwagon
2001-09-03 01:48:50 AM  
Behold, I am: Manga Prince
Power(s): Heat generation
Source of powers: Gadgets
Weapon: Manga Whip
Transportation: Prince Houseboat

Wait a minute. My weapon sounds a lot like a fruit-flavored drink. I suppose my gadget is a blender? And I'm toodling around in a friggin' houseboat? Geez, those things go about two miles an hour.

I suppose after all the other, less pussy superheroes are done fighting crime for the day, I'll just come chugging up in my party-houseboat with flavorful mixed drinks for all. It's Manga time! Huy!

I dunno. Makes more sense than the X-men, I suppose.
2001-09-03 01:54:28 AM  
stand back and behold my might for i am
The valorous Shining Midget
Power(s): X-ray vision
Source of powers: Home study course
Weapon: Midget Sai (tee hee)
Transportation: Blondemobile
2001-09-03 03:58:25 PM  
Brothers Beware! The Brother Rider is back in town! He's going to take you down's going to ride you all night long.....until you, um...... er.... the threat loses potency after a while....but if I was a gay black man I'm sure I'd be very scared.
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