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(Tampa Bay Online)   Titusville man gets four years for sexually assaulting dog. He thanks the judge, but says he really only needs 20 minutes, tops   (www2.tbo.com) divider line
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2008-12-03 03:08:03 PM  
Budump dump *tshhhh*
 
2008-12-03 04:17:55 PM  
But was it a DEAD dog? (^)

/IXI Jim IXI?
 
2008-12-03 04:24:33 PM  

The Onanist: But was it a DEAD dog? (^)

/IXI Jim IXI?


That classic has forever rendered the majority of bestiality links common and tame.

Alive? With no kids around? How lame.
 
2008-12-03 04:38:53 PM  
Is it wrong that I first read the headline as saying "Titsville man"?
 
2008-12-03 04:42:50 PM  
I'm not sure prison is the right place for this guy. It looks like he's retarded and/or crazy, so he should probably be placed in a psychiatric hospital.
 
2008-12-03 04:52:07 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: Is it wrong that I first read the headline as saying "Titsville man"?



Now Titsville would be the place to live...
 
2008-12-03 04:53:07 PM  

CowboyNinjaD: I'm not sure prison is the right place for this guy. It looks like he's retarded and/or crazy, so he should probably be placed in a psychiatric hospital.


FTA: Densmore, who has an IQ of 83, is going through the early stages of schizophrenia and has had substance abuse problems, his attorney told the judge.

If true, then I agree with you. Prison's not the right place for him.

But shiat - a Yorkie? Poor little pooch.
 
2008-12-03 05:14:20 PM  

The Onanist: But was it a DEAD dog? (^)

/IXI Jim IXI?


I still laugh about that one when no one is around...
 
2008-12-03 05:15:44 PM  
Now I agree that this seems pretty sick, But if other sexual things, once deemed aberrant, or perverse, are now accepted as normal. Then how do you justify imprisoning this guy for what is just a sexual act?
 
2008-12-03 05:18:21 PM  

Diogenes: CowboyNinjaD: I'm not sure prison is the right place for this guy. It looks like he's retarded and/or crazy, so he should probably be placed in a psychiatric hospital.

FTA: Densmore, who has an IQ of 83, is going through the early stages of schizophrenia and has had substance abuse problems, his attorney told the judge.

If true, then I agree with you. Prison's not the right place for him.

But shiat - a Yorkie? Poor little pooch.


No kidding what did he do wrap the poor little bastard with electrical tape to keep it from exploding?
 
2008-12-03 05:20:00 PM  
"We're pleased with the sentence," said Connie Brooks, director of operations for SPCA-Tampa Bay, which advised prosecutors on the case. "This is a serious crime, and he needs some serious help."

Yep. What better place for a man with an IQ of 83 than prison to get the help he needs.
 
2008-12-03 05:21:27 PM  

Impudent Domain: Now I agree that this seems pretty sick, But if other sexual things, once deemed aberrant, or perverse, are now accepted as normal. Then how do you justify imprisoning this guy for what is just a sexual act?


"just a sexual act" without consent is called rape. In this case dog rape. even grosser, put him away!
 
2008-12-03 05:21:49 PM  
If the dog isn't dead the dude is hung like a twig.
 
2008-12-03 05:22:24 PM  
Poor goggie. Stories like this break my heart. Thanks a lot.

I am glad they decided to tell us the dog has recovered, though.
 
2008-12-03 05:23:03 PM  
A veterinary exam showed the anal area of the dog was torn, the report states.

yikes!!... the evil bastard will have his turn in jail soon enuff, but then he might actually enjoy it.
 
2008-12-03 05:27:11 PM  
She was asking for it

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2008-12-03 05:31:42 PM  
What if it was just the tip? That's not all that bad.
 
2008-12-03 05:33:11 PM  

CowboyNinjaD: I'm not sure prison is the right place for this guy. It looks like he's retarded and/or crazy, so he should probably be placed in a psychiatric hospital.


He's from Brevard County. He should be locked up for that reason alone.
 
2008-12-03 05:33:37 PM  
man, he really screwed the pooch on that one

/very low hanging fruit
//so very ashamed
 
2008-12-03 05:35:26 PM  
 
2008-12-03 05:39:55 PM  

mikaloyd: She was asking for it


Why that little biatch!
 
2008-12-03 05:40:43 PM  
Arf means no!
 
2008-12-03 05:51:23 PM  
Your dog wants a condom.
 
2008-12-03 05:55:28 PM  
That guy must be hung like an A Corn.
 
2008-12-03 05:57:53 PM  
was it in a taxi?
 
2008-12-03 06:04:31 PM  
Dog or not, 4 years is farking harsh.
 
2008-12-03 06:07:53 PM  
She was asking for it

Well played, yes, I even snorted...

/slashie
 
2008-12-03 06:09:36 PM  

curlyreux: Impudent Domain: Now I agree that this seems pretty sick, But if other sexual things, once deemed aberrant, or perverse, are now accepted as normal. Then how do you justify imprisoning this guy for what is just a sexual act?

"just a sexual act" without consent is called rape. In this case dog rape. even grosser, put him away!


How do you know there wasn't consent? Did the dog get called to the stand? I think it's a reasonable defense, if he had one of those doggy translators, to think "I want steak" meant TUBE steak.
 
2008-12-03 06:10:11 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: Is it wrong that I first read the headline as saying "Titsville man"?


I refuse to read it any other way.
 
2008-12-03 06:15:40 PM  
Doggy style?
 
2008-12-03 06:27:00 PM  
Still OK to fark sheep, though, right?
 
2008-12-03 06:31:34 PM  

Theological Farker: curlyreux: Impudent Domain: Now I agree that this seems pretty sick, But if other sexual things, once deemed aberrant, or perverse, are now accepted as normal. Then how do you justify imprisoning this guy for what is just a sexual act?

"just a sexual act" without consent is called rape. In this case dog rape. even grosser, put him away!

How do you know there wasn't consent? Did the dog get called to the stand? I think it's a reasonable defense, if he had one of those doggy translators, to think "I want steak" meant TUBE steak.


Considering the dog was injured in that act, it's pretty obvious.

I'll give you 7/10. You're doing well.

As to the point of the article... sometimes I wonder if we had a program like one in the Netherlands where working girls "service" the handicapped/nutters if it wouldn't cut down on a lot of weird ass shiat like this. I mean I'm betting if some nice lady in a nurse outfit came over once a week for a suck and fark, he'd probably be able to wait for "special time" and not think a tiny dog was hot shiat.

Really.
 
2008-12-03 06:31:44 PM  

Chester J. Lampwick: "We're pleased with the sentence," said Connie Brooks, director of operations for SPCA-Tampa Bay, which advised prosecutors on the case. "This is a serious crime, and he needs some serious help."

Yep. What better place for a man with an IQ of 83 than prison to get the help he needs.


Geezus H.
The prosecutor wants input from the farking SPCA? Which, douchebag, is representing the "perspective" of the "victim"?? What the fark is she gonna tell you about a dog that you don't already know? That getting ass-farked hurts??? That this is gonna requite a LOT of farking animal psychiatry??? IT'S a TUBESTEAK on 4 LEGS. Animal Don't Have Farking Rights. It's bad enough corporations are treated like citizens.

I'm gonna guess that the REAL VICTIM here, with his 83IQ is about 10 points above the farking Judge that is abusing the criminal justice system.
Sex Addicts Anonymous once a week for 2 years.
160 hours community service @ police station (for some adequate physical abuse).
$1500 fine.
DONE.
 
2008-12-03 06:51:38 PM  
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//Found inconsolable.
 
2008-12-03 07:04:51 PM  
Want's some....

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2008-12-03 07:17:04 PM  

DrunkenDeus: What if it was just the tip? That's not all that bad.


Just the tip. Just for a minute. Just to see if you like it.
 
2008-12-03 07:25:04 PM  
Red rocket! Red rocket!
 
2008-12-03 07:34:31 PM  
I want this guy dead. He will hurt someone very soon so why not prevent the inevitable.
 
2008-12-03 07:38:24 PM  
Densmore's family -- including his 76-year-old grandmother Claudette, who told authorities she caught him in the act - told the judge they did not want him to be sentenced to prison. They wanted him to remain at his grandparents' house so they could ensure he takes prescribed medications.


Did anyone ask the dog? 'Cause I'm sure the dog would disagree.

This guy needs to be locked up somewhere. Prison or psych ward. An I.Q. of 83 is still enough to know right from wrong.
 
2008-12-03 07:50:52 PM  
I am sure the Dog was asking for it, running around wearing just that little coll.....errrrrr wait wut?
 
2008-12-03 07:59:33 PM  
I thought bestiality was still legal in Florida
 
2008-12-03 08:45:10 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Diogenes: CowboyNinjaD: I'm not sure prison is the right place for this guy. It looks like he's retarded and/or crazy, so he should probably be placed in a psychiatric hospital.

FTA: Densmore, who has an IQ of 83, is going through the early stages of schizophrenia and has had substance abuse problems, his attorney told the judge.

If true, then I agree with you. Prison's not the right place for him.

But shiat - a Yorkie? Poor little pooch.

No kidding what did he do wrap the poor little bastard with electrical tape to keep it from exploding?


My guess is he's less than well hung.
 
2008-12-03 09:00:20 PM  
If you need him, he'll be in the lab.
 
2008-12-03 10:05:46 PM  
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2008-12-03 10:15:44 PM  

feckingmorons: I want this guy dead. He will hurt someone very soon so why not prevent the inevitable.


What're you, precrime?
What, are you precrime?
What're, you precrime?

Animals aren't people.
And also, Animals aren't people.
/Animals aren't people, dumbass.
//Animals aren't people, dumbass, and they damn sure aren't children, and I know that's where you're going next.
 
2008-12-04 12:48:05 AM  

Sadsaque: feckingmorons: I want this guy dead. He will hurt someone very soon so why not prevent the inevitable.

What're you, precrime?
What, are you precrime?
What're, you precrime?

Animals aren't people.
And also, Animals aren't people.
/Animals aren't people, dumbass.
//Animals aren't people, dumbass, and they damn sure aren't children, and I know that's where you're going next.


Homo sapiens are members of the animal kingdom.
 
2008-12-04 03:07:37 AM  
This story is disgusting. He hurt that little dog, and insult on top of injuries it was his grandmother's. What was going on through his mind to do that? to hurt that little animal, and hurt his grandmother through that little animal?

Also, why does he have two prison tears below his eye?

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Once (Nicholas Densmore) saw (his grandmother) through a window approaching the motor home, she saw him pick up her Yorkshire terrier, Dutches, by the scruff of the neck and flee, the report states. The dog was found whimpering in a trash bin, the report states.

DNA analysis of towels found with the dog showed traces of the dog's blood and Densmore's semen, Pinellas-Pasco Assistant State Attorney Patricia Manteiga told Pinellas Circuit Judge Nancy Moate Ley. A veterinary exam showed the anal area of the dog was torn, the report states.
 
2008-12-04 08:28:49 AM  
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2008-12-04 08:39:43 AM  
Yeah, but that's 4 dog years which is really only like 7 months real time.
 
2008-12-04 09:36:19 AM  

WFern: Homo sapiens are members of the animal kingdom.


I didn't claim that people are not animals. That's 2 senses of the same word; i.e., two different meanings. I try to represent my species. And my local culture and language. You do what you have to.
 
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