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(Examiner)   Facebook disables Lindsay Lohan's account. Thankfully, her Fark account is still secure   (examiner.com) divider line 183
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2008-12-03 11:05:11 AM
dayum....look at them boobies.
 
2008-12-03 11:10:15 AM
Wow, where'd she get THOSE?
 
2008-12-03 11:19:18 AM
I'd friend it.
 
2008-12-03 11:32:00 AM
Hollywood, drugs, disabled Lindsay.
 
2008-12-03 11:39:31 AM
Warchild: Wow, where'd she get THOSE?

Dow Corning?
 
2008-12-03 11:39:59 AM
she said "undisable" wow.
 
2008-12-03 11:43:30 AM
Well she wouldn't have to run too many times around my bed before I'd shoulder-tackle her into a "fist of angry god" session.

Of course, I would be surprised if she could run around it even once...



It's up against the wall...
 
2008-12-03 11:54:10 AM
Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.
 
2008-12-03 11:56:02 AM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.


Perni something...
 
2008-12-03 12:02:12 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

Achmed?
 
2008-12-03 12:45:55 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

DodgerOfZion
 
2008-12-03 12:57:47 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

Hotdogdownahallway
 
2008-12-03 01:19:21 PM
NuttierThanEver: PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

Hotdogdownahallway


I'd throw it.
 
2008-12-03 01:20:08 PM
I wish I was lesbian preparing to marry.
 
2008-12-03 01:20:17 PM
What the fark is facebook?
 
2008-12-03 01:20:26 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

bigbreastedwannaebelesboskank
 
2008-12-03 01:20:55 PM
Oh STFU and spread your legs.
 
2008-12-03 01:21:02 PM
It would be amusing if she did have a Fark account. Maybe Drew would give her her own tag?
 
2008-12-03 01:21:13 PM
"Riders of Lohan! For wrath! For ruin!"
 
2008-12-03 01:21:47 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

RidersOfLohan
 
2008-12-03 01:21:56 PM
I'd Super Poke it till I went blind
 
2008-12-03 01:21:59 PM
lindsay- no one cares. now lets see em.
 
2008-12-03 01:22:15 PM
aumis02: dayum....look at them boobies.

I see someone else didn't make it past the picture
 
2008-12-03 01:23:19 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

VillageBicycle?
 
2008-12-03 01:23:19 PM
I'm Lindsay Lohan's poodle so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-12-03 01:23:35 PM
In other news, Fakebook has disabled her account for not being fake. Those must be real.

//It's good not be blind.
 
2008-12-03 01:23:50 PM
I would hit it if it would guarantee that she vanished forever. Maybe if I had a dick of anti-matter...



/I am weird today...
 
2008-12-03 01:23:52 PM
Pope_of_Chilitown: What the fark is facebook?

Look it up on Wikipedia.
 
2008-12-03 01:24:12 PM
Her chest looks fake.

img171.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-03 01:24:22 PM
mmmmmm..... love me some Lindsay......mmmmm
 
2008-12-03 01:25:26 PM
Pope_of_Chilitown: What the fark is facebook?

It's what happens when narcissistic teenagers are allowed to build shrines to themselves, and construct a virtual world that revolves around themselves to the extent that they believe the real world should.

..or is that MySpace?
 
2008-12-03 01:25:30 PM
Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

Her teeth look snaggly, her knees look sharp... I throw my pencil in that mineshaft! All day long!
 
2008-12-03 01:26:08 PM
c0k3 h4x
 
2008-12-03 01:26:12 PM
Jesus...each one is bigger than her head!
 
2008-12-03 01:26:20 PM
Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

I can tell by the nipples and having seen quite a few chests in my time.
 
2008-12-03 01:26:58 PM
thewrongadvices.com

If Facebook keeps her account disabled, then you'll just be left with all of those horrific people.
 
2008-12-03 01:26:59 PM
This just in. Lindsay Lohan is still alive.
 
2008-12-03 01:27:35 PM
Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

They aren't fake if you can hold them.
 
2008-12-03 01:28:37 PM
PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

Wait, we just did this, it's BrunelloBabe.
 
2008-12-03 01:28:42 PM
She really just needs to shut up and take off her clothes.
 
2008-12-03 01:28:57 PM
Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

It's a shoop. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.
 
2008-12-03 01:29:03 PM
peepee mcpoop: lindsay- no one cares. now lets see em.

Vanity Fair?
 
2008-12-03 01:29:03 PM
Sapper_Topo: Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

Her teeth look snaggly, her knees look sharp... I throw my pencil in that mineshaft! All day long!


"fake" is referencing statements from TFA.
 
2008-12-03 01:29:08 PM
Whore.
 
2008-12-03 01:29:25 PM
From her MySpace rant about being locked out of Facebook:

i wasn't even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn't want everyone on facebook to know it was me.

If she wasn't using her own name, then she was a fake and deserved to be shut off. She even violated the Facebook terms of service and, based on a recent court ruling (new window), that is a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. She should go to jail for a year and be fined $100,000 for setting up a fake Facebook account.
 
2008-12-03 01:29:35 PM
emocomputerjock: Wait, we just did this, it's BrunelloBabe.

avatar.movetoiceland.com
 
2008-12-03 01:29:54 PM
Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

Only if you cant touch them.

Wouldnt care one way or the other.


/God
//Angry Fist
///Weekend
 
2008-12-03 01:29:59 PM
skabbo: Pope_of_Chilitown: What the fark is facebook?

It's what happens when narcissistic teenagers are allowed to build shrines to themselves, and construct a virtual world that revolves around themselves to the extent that they believe the real world should.

..or is that MySpace?


Yup.

Facebook is actually pretty neat, now that I've actually been
on it. It is a good way to stay in touch with old friends, and
although its all about advertising and potential spammers
gaining market research data, it isn't so intrusive as to get
in the way of its main function as a hopped-up web forum.

Oh, and for Lindsay: DAYAMMMMM GIRL!
 
2008-12-03 01:30:03 PM
The Icelander: Royale With Cheese: Her chest looks fake.

It's a shoop. I can tell from the pixels and seeing quite a few shoops in my time.


It does look enhanced -- by either Photoshop or saline.
 
2008-12-03 01:31:00 PM
emocomputerjock: PhillyBoy: Fark account? Out the screen name...or alt.

Wait, we just did this, it's BrunelloBabe.


Iz teh Funnyz
 
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