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(NCBuy)   Halle Berry has the modern-day ideal face of beauty according to plastic surgeons   ( divider line
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2003-01-14 01:23:23 AM  
Halle Berry is almost more overrated than Julia Roberts
2003-01-14 01:28:22 AM  
And let's see the work of the best platic surgeons money can buy:

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Halle is a beautiful woman, though. Damn.
2003-01-14 01:56:04 AM  
I met her last valentines day at a fundraiser I had to go to. I have 3 people as witnesses that she has a horrible complexion and up close looks nothing more attractive than your average small filipino boy... unless youre into that.
2003-01-14 01:57:21 AM  
my money was on Pete Postlethwaite
2003-01-14 02:22:49 AM  
I don't get why people like Halle Berry so much, really... I've met her in person too, and I was even less impressed.

Sure, she has a nice body and a decent face, but she really ranks solidly in the mediocre category, IMNSHO, SWF, STFU.
2003-01-14 03:18:09 AM  
yeah, I'd stick my "glowworm" in it, but she's not the prettiest girl out there.
2003-01-14 03:21:48 AM  
uh yeah sure whatever they say.
2003-01-14 03:24:13 AM  
I personaly do not like anyone telling me what beautiful is for a female and what is not. Once people stop that shiat you may find the amount of girls who have problems with confidence and self image declines. However my own thoughts. Halley Berry is pretty
2003-01-14 03:24:49 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:25:01 AM  
As one of the seemingly few farkers who has met her, I have to stick up for her here, and say you're all gay. She looks fantastic - at least on film. As to the fillipino boy comment:-

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I'd hit a fillipino boy if he looked like this.
2003-01-14 03:25:02 AM  
Halle Berry is nutty as squirrel shiat.
2003-01-14 03:25:39 AM  
Sorry, should have said "has not met her"
2003-01-14 03:26:37 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:27:15 AM  
I'd stick my action figure in her.
2003-01-14 03:28:29 AM  
After seeing that scene in "Monsters Ball" I would have to say I would hit it.
2003-01-14 03:28:58 AM  
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It's a FACE!

That's all it is. Someone else's face. Accept it or ignore it, then live your own life.
2003-01-14 03:30:01 AM  
she's pretty, but there are so many standards of beauty out there. I prefer classical beauty, but I would have to be confronted with the elephant man to actually call someone out and out ugly.
2003-01-14 03:30:12 AM  
However, most people would not like to have her driving skills.
2003-01-14 03:30:34 AM  
Seems to me that while most guys would agree that Halle Berry is reasonably good-looking, most of the people who talk about how insanely hot she is are of the female persuasion.
2003-01-14 03:30:39 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:30:54 AM  
And Rowan Atkinson was great in Blackadder. Nobody better say anything mean about him.
2003-01-14 03:32:25 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:32:47 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:33:09 AM  
What the fark?! Already half of the farkers on this post have met her, when is it my turn to shine? Well uh, I met her and uh, Ashley Judd when all of the sudden Jenna Jameson came by and they all started making out and i was like "woa!" and then they asked if i wanted to join in and i said "hot damn" and we all got our groove on until Jenna stuck her tongue in my woohoo and I was all like, " hey knock that off", and she was like sure ok, so we started going at it again until Ron Jeremy and Seth Green walked in and asked to join and i said, " no way you two humpers go into the other room" which was kinda hard to say with Halle's b00bies in my mouth, sorta came out like, " Noof phay yoo twoof hoomfers go inta da ovfer froom." and the ladies all giggled and then we stopped because Adult Swim was on and i like the shows during that time so we all got some cereal and watched meatwad get yelled at by Master shake and we laughed then i had to go home and wake up.
2003-01-14 03:37:17 AM  
It's ridiculous and pointless to come up with one person to represent an ideal face though. It's just hugely subjective. There was an article a while back where "scientists" had come up with the perfect male face, by averaging good looking males. The result just looked like an average bloke on the street.
2003-01-14 03:39:02 AM  
Halle Berry is overrated, she'd look a lot prettier if she had longer hair. That short nappy hair-do is a turn off for me.
2003-01-14 03:39:47 AM  
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I'll stop now. I suppose I'm only making a nuisance of myself...beating a dead horse.
2003-01-14 03:44:13 AM  
"I feal pretty, oh so pretty.." Sorry, I've also been sipping on a tumbler of tequila for the last few hours.
2003-01-14 03:48:08 AM  
she is ok.....but kylie or angelina jolie beat her hands down.....short hair on's just wrong....all worng i tell you!
2003-01-14 03:49:53 AM  
Livewire is correct
2003-01-14 03:49:54 AM  
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2003-01-14 03:51:10 AM  
mmmm. bigtime on the bjork one.
2003-01-14 03:53:13 AM  
CheeseEatingBulldog:- Botox fetish huh?
2003-01-14 03:54:30 AM  
Sheilanagig, that last pic you posted is kinda nsfw :) good thing my work doesn't care about that sorta thing
2003-01-14 03:55:54 AM  
Sheilanagig, is that pic SFW? Or is she wearing 'flesh colored' tights? Methinks my new glasses are deceiving me.
2003-01-14 03:56:16 AM  
What was the name of the chicklet in The Sundays?
2003-01-14 03:56:37 AM  
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hmmm...kylie is a babe!
2003-01-14 03:58:29 AM  
Kylie is the best thing to come out of Australia since Crocodile Dundee :)
2003-01-14 03:59:29 AM  
I'd say that Sheilnagig pic is showing yoo-hoo for sure.
nice one.
2003-01-14 03:59:49 AM  
Why is it that in most fashion shoots and glam shots the women are either pouting or just plain looking evil?

Do men really prefer that 'biatchy look'?

What ever happened to a warm inviting smile?

IMO, (as a female) she's fine, works really hard on her body and all that but I wouldn't like to look like her.

If ms.jolie wanted to let me walk around in her body for a couple of weeks however..
(Did you ever read that Vonnegut short story?)

2003-01-14 04:01:21 AM  
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just to prove a point...
2003-01-14 04:02:09 AM  
I have a job that has a fascist filter. I figured if it could skate by them, fvck it. It's SFW.
2003-01-14 04:02:45 AM  
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2003-01-14 04:02:52 AM  
OK, she's a nice looking woman and she can play a tune on my pink oboe anytime. However, I've seen her interviewed a few times since she won that damn Oscar and the woman is a raging bore. If I hear the expression 'people of colour' one more time I'm going to swing for someone.
2003-01-14 04:05:47 AM  
The one on the left has hair the same color as mine, only longer. Now I don't have to describe it, just say it's the same as that bird in Tatu....ummmm Lena.
2003-01-14 04:07:13 AM  
A neat site 'defining' beauty.
For real.

2003-01-14 04:09:35 AM  
Kuta, you might want to forward that picture to Pete Townshend.
2003-01-14 04:09:42 AM  
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but then... I've got a thing for red.

*doing my best not to hit on Sheilanagig after her last comment*

2003-01-14 04:11:29 AM  
WTF? Is someone a shaver, or are my eyes deceiving me Sheilanagig?
2003-01-14 04:12:14 AM  
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hmm tatu.
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