I assume you picked the Sad tag because there's no "Thank FSM" tag.

Lost Boys 2 was such a winner.

I am so sad.

Deep in my bums.

Hallelujah.

What would their new catchphrase be? "Goonies never say diabeetus!"?

This is not sad at all. Some films are sacred

If all of the equipment in a Home Depot store were to form into some kind of Voltron, it still wouldn't be as big a tool as Corey Feldman.

I watched the original Goonies on DVD not too long ago. It blew my mind when I suddenly realized Mikey = Sam Gamgee.

Sure there is.

WAT? No connotation with the recent "Proof that God exists" headlines?

Oh don't worry, there'll be a sequel made to the inevitable remake that will eventually be made by the Hollywood machine.


/nothing is sacred in Hollywood
//nothing

thank god.

Then why do people even talk to Corey Feldman?

Corey needs to look at the Hollywood remakes and realize that unless his D-List ass owns the rights to the film, what he says as far as Goonies II never happening doesn't mean shiat. Hollywood can just say "Same Goondocks - New Goonies"

Malkor: Then why do people even talk to Corey Feldman?

Because the other option is Corey Haim?

Well, what the hell am I supposed to live for now??

Then he went back to singing for his completely undeserved wife.

Probably for the best

Submitter farked up - needs the hero tag.

Seriously, Hollywood's unoriginal ass is remaking too much shiat these days and it's all godawful. The Grinch, Knight Rider, 90210, Willy Wonka, Charlie's Angels, Lost Boys 2...some of it was bad in its first incarnation, we don't need a second (and even worse) suck-fest years later. Yes, Goonies kicked ass, which is why it especially does not need a sequel/remake.

Who would play Mama Fratelli - the fat biatch from Two and a Half Men? Knowing Hollywood, they'd hire some d-bag like Brett Ratner to direct, and they'd CGI the shiat out of everything. One-Eyed Willie would be back, but he'd be some lame-ass zombie pirate that looks like something left on the Pirates of the Caribbean cutting room floor.

Hollywood needs to stay the f*ck away from the Goonies and especially Real Genius.

Brown Sauce: Sure there is.

i used to break controllers because of that game.

Noah's Arcade: remaking

I don't you know what this word means.

Oh yeah, Corey? Then how do you explain THIS:

Trailer for "Goonies of the Caribbean"

Not every movie needs a sequel. Leave it alone, not like we'll like the second one anyway.

Brown Sauce: Sure there is.

I had that game, i lent it to a friend and he never gave it back.... of course that was 16 years ago

Noah's Arcade: Submitter farked up - needs the hero tag.

Seriously, Hollywood's unoriginal ass is remaking too much shiat these days and it's all godawful. The Grinch, Knight Rider, 90210, Willy Wonka, Charlie's Angels, Lost Boys 2...some of it was bad in its first incarnation, we don't need a second (and even worse) suck-fest years later. Yes, Goonies kicked ass, which is why it especially does not need a sequel/remake.

Who would play Mama Fratelli - the fat biatch from Two and a Half Men? Knowing Hollywood, they'd hire some d-bag like Brett Ratner to direct, and they'd CGI the shiat out of everything. One-Eyed Willie would be back, but he'd be some lame-ass zombie pirate that looks like something left on the Pirates of the Caribbean cutting room floor.

Hollywood needs to stay the f*ck away from the Goonies and especially Real Genius.

That lady from Two and a Half Men would be a good pick though.

/just saying.

Funny story about Corey Feldman:

A guy I know runs a company that produces haunted houses and haunted house props in the Southeast. As such, he goes to a lot of conventions, mostly sci-fi or horror-themed. Since he isn't famous, his booth is largely ignored by the public, though people in the haunt industry always stop by.

So he's at this one particular convention a couple of years ago. There weren't many celebrities there, but Corey Feldman was one of them. Another was Adam Baldwin, of Firefly and Chuck fame. Somehow (I'm not sure of the details), my friend and Adam got into a discussion, and Adam mentioned how much of a douche Feldman was. My friend had an Air-Zooka with him at the booth. An Air-Zooka is a nice little two-handed gun that can shoot blasts of air up to about 20 feet away. It doesn't land much of an impact, but it basically feels like someone brushing up against you -- a great effect in haunted houses. Perhaps you can see where this is going.

So Adam Baldwin asks my friend Todd if he can borrow the Air-Zooka for a minute, to which he agrees. It's freakin' Jayne, after all. So Adam hides behind a table and starts shooting Corey Feldman with this Air-Zooka. Feldman's freaking out. He's actually got security personnel with him (one of the only celebrities there to do so), and he's freaking out and yelling at them that somebody's touching him. He finally storms off, leaving the security guys just standing there.

And Adam was laughing his ass off the entire time.

A buddy of mine is starring in an indie film happening in Tucson right now, and is currently working with both Corey Haim and The Hedgehog Himself, Ron Jeremy.

I simply cannot wait until filming has completed so I can ask him about the whole experience. But according to the IMDB listing, Haim's playing himself.

Noah's Arcade:

Hollywood needs to stay the f*ck away from the Goonies and especially Real Genius.

Best quote (and I still have laughing nighmares over):

a) Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? b) No. a) Why am I the only person who has that dream?

Riley Havick: Funny story about Corey Feldman:

A guy I know runs a company that produces haunted houses and haunted house props in the Southeast. As such, he goes to a lot of conventions, mostly sci-fi or horror-themed. Since he isn't famous, his booth is largely ignored by the public, though people in the haunt industry always stop by.

So he's at this one particular convention a couple of years ago. There weren't many celebrities there, but Corey Feldman was one of them. Another was Adam Baldwin, of Firefly and Chuck fame. Somehow (I'm not sure of the details), my friend and Adam got into a discussion, and Adam mentioned how much of a douche Feldman was. My friend had an Air-Zooka with him at the booth. An Air-Zooka is a nice little two-handed gun that can shoot blasts of air up to about 20 feet away. It doesn't land much of an impact, but it basically feels like someone brushing up against you -- a great effect in haunted houses. Perhaps you can see where this is going.

So Adam Baldwin asks my friend Todd if he can borrow the Air-Zooka for a minute, to which he agrees. It's freakin' Jayne, after all. So Adam hides behind a table and starts shooting Corey Feldman with this Air-Zooka. Feldman's freaking out. He's actually got security personnel with him (one of the only celebrities there to do so), and he's freaking out and yelling at them that somebody's touching him. He finally storms off, leaving the security guys just standing there.

And Adam was laughing his ass off the entire time.


That's f*cking awesome.

thesharkman: Not every movie needs a sequel. Leave it alone, not like we'll like the second one anyway.

Hollywood stopped caring about whether or not we'll like the second one/the remake a long time ago. By the time we figure out it sucks, we've already bought our tickets. And a sad number of people's taste in movies is bad enough that they'll buy the DVD too. The fact that "Meet the Spartans" sold one DVD is enough to make me weep a little for humanity.

Hollywood has learned that for some reason we're like lab rats who keep going to the food bowl, even though we get shocked every time. When we stop paying to see this crap, maybe they'll put a little more effort into being clever and original.

Until then, they don't mind "Here's my 9 bucks!(two hours later)That movie sucked!" rinse, repeat.

Fano: Brown Sauce: Sure there is.

Came here to say that. Save the mermaid!

I like how that game's storyline had almost absolutely nothing to do with the movie. (There was a mermaid in the movie?) I used to love the game, but goddamn did it piss me off! I question whether anyone has ever beaten the game or not.

Goonies sucked.

Riley Havick:

That is marvelous.

Brown Sauce: Sure there is.

Mmm... I love the Goonies games on NES/Atari.

allegedman: Brown Sauce: Sure there is.

I had that game, i lent it to a friend and he never gave it back.... of course that was 16 years ago

I believe it's time to break someone's legs.

Noah's Arcade: That's f*cking awesome.

I only wish I had been there to see it instead of hearing the story second-hand. But, if I remember right, my friend got Adam to sign the Air-Zooka afterward.

Goonies 2 would be a major inconvenience for Feldman, what with having to find someone to cover his shift at Wendys and all.

Its ok, because the Goonies 'R' Good Enough.

Loneman1: Its ok, because the Goonies 'R' Good Enough.

I just love the name of that song. The Goonies 'R'n't great, but they 'R' good enough.

/good enough for me