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(Luser)   Drunk kid tries to break table with his back   (luser.com) divider line 24
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2008-12-02 09:34:54 PM  
I hope the impact destroyed his ability to procreate.
 
2008-12-02 09:38:54 PM  
Hey, they do this all the time on WWE! Why didn't it work for him?
 
2008-12-02 09:55:25 PM  
All Alpine heap of suck aside, I must admit that was the most action-packed Jesus and Mary Chain video I've ever seen.
 
2008-12-02 10:43:29 PM  
I love that the Internet empowers the sharing of other idiots' stupid moments.
 
2008-12-02 11:52:04 PM  
TwistedIvory: I love that the Internet empowers the sharing of other idiots' stupid moments.


Was there supposed to be another purpose?
 
2008-12-02 11:55:11 PM  
I wonder how long he pissed blood.
 
2008-12-03 12:00:27 AM  
I like the way he makes an intense face while in the air over the table, as if his rage would somehow increase the power of gravity.
 
2008-12-03 12:02:08 AM  
Hey Kid. Eat a few dozen more burgers and then try to break the table again.

/It's all in the mass of the ass.
//And Chinese cheap o tables that a pigeon poop could break.
 
2008-12-03 12:15:32 AM  
I watched over and over and over hehehehe
 
2008-12-03 12:39:27 AM  
He looks like he weighs 90lbs soaking wet...
 
2008-12-03 01:30:06 AM  
Even if he SUCCEEDED in breaking the table, how would this NOT still end with him in tremendous pain?!

Never go full retard.
 
2008-12-03 02:07:41 AM  
If he had been watching Human Wrecking Balls he would have known to use a Paul Pumphrey shoulder blast.

I don't know why I have such an obsession with that show.
 
2008-12-03 02:11:31 AM  
TwistedIvory: I love that the Internet empowers the sharing of other idiots' stupid moments.

images.despair.com
 
2008-12-03 02:26:20 AM  
dreadlocksFTW: Was there supposed to be another purpose?

I heard a rumour that there's pictures of boobies somewhere, maybe that's the other purpose? I should look into that...
 
2008-12-03 02:45:18 AM  
Isotope: Hey, they do this all the time on WWE! Why didn't it work for him

In the WWE, the tables are made from the paper of thousands of steroid test results.
 
2008-12-03 03:20:09 AM  
If he wanted to break the table, the fool should have removed the little reinforcing strip of steel underneath it. A 300lb man would have trouble breaking one of those tables if it was intact
 
2008-12-03 06:56:12 AM  
I always like the sound effects when the show it again in slow motion.
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhh!
 
2008-12-03 11:18:22 AM  
These kids sure look like they're having fun in a garage type place fit for charles manson or ted kaczynski
 
2008-12-03 01:49:45 PM  
Man, you'd think his dad's dozen lucky deer heads up on that back wall would've helped him smash right through the thing.
 
2008-12-03 02:02:21 PM  
Lands on his back and then grabs his stomach in pain?
 
2008-12-03 02:04:18 PM  
because good is dumb: These kids sure look like they're having fun in a garage type place fit for charles manson or ted kaczynski

Rural teenagers often consume alcohol in the safe confines of garages, barns, sheds, and fields located on private property to off-set the chances of being arrested.

/TMYK
//Where did you get drunk as a teenager?
///A: Wherever you thought you could get away with it.
 
2008-12-03 02:06:18 PM  
ABQGOD: Lands on his back and then grabs his stomach in pain?

I would imagine that his abs and sides hurt like a motherfarker after that. He was clenched up and anticipating a longer "fall" than he got. Kinda like when a person strains their shoulder picking up an empty 5 gal gas can expecting it to be full.
 
2008-12-03 03:21:28 PM  
I got drunk once and did the same exact thing... except I was about, oh, 200 pounds heavier then him... and I understood the idea of even weight distribution.

The table I tried it on didn't break, it died,
 
2008-12-03 11:40:47 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: Even if he SUCCEEDED in breaking the table, how would this NOT still end with him in tremendous pain?!

I was wondering the same. There was no way for this to go right. And this
nd.blog.cz

/now with bonus t-shirt comment
 
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