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(Some Guy)   German troops to be posted to France. Again. France surrenders. Again   ( military.com) divider line
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2008-12-02 07:09:36 PM  
france boobies!
 
2008-12-02 07:11:07 PM  
Let's just get this one out of the way...

stevenlehrer.com
 
2008-12-02 07:11:40 PM  
you know who else posted german troops in france?
 
2008-12-02 07:11:45 PM  
French national flag:
www.worldpeace.no
 
2008-12-02 07:11:52 PM  

flaminio: Let's just get this one out of the way...


You know who else had their picture taken at the.... Oh wait...
 
2008-12-02 07:12:51 PM  
Wine!
beer!
Nine!
bier?
whine
beer!
wine!
nein!
 
2008-12-02 07:12:52 PM  
img329.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-02 07:13:04 PM  
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys, meet beer-swilling bondage fetishists.
 
2008-12-02 07:13:39 PM  

seminole87: france boobies!


Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:
i305.photobucket.com

/tit is in her name
 
2008-12-02 07:13:52 PM  
The French are a curious race,
They fight with their feet
and fark with their face...
 
2008-12-02 07:14:02 PM  
ldsrr91.files.wordpress.com

+1 to anyone that gets reference.
 
2008-12-02 07:14:03 PM  

BlueBook: Cheese-eating surrender monkeys, meet beer-swilling bondage fetishists.


Gere's hoping france forgets its safe vert.
 
2008-12-02 07:14:28 PM  
www.robertclary.com

Never underestimate the resolve of the French Resistance.
 
2008-12-02 07:15:01 PM  

Nayest: +1 to anyone that gets reference.


"and then I met the president... AGAIN...
 
2008-12-02 07:16:56 PM  
This is not a repeat from 1940....or 1914....or 1870...
 
2008-12-02 07:17:06 PM  

elskipo: you know who else posted german troops in france?


Came in to say exactly this.

Sin_City_Superhero: French national flag:


And this.
 
2008-12-02 07:17:18 PM  
www.banksy.co.uk
 
2008-12-02 07:17:24 PM  

Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name


10 to 1 her cooter matches the bikini.

/naturally that is
//obviously she shaves other parts
 
2008-12-02 07:20:26 PM  

JonEdangerousli: Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name

10 to 1 her cooter matches the bikini.

/naturally that is
//obviously she shaves other parts


10 to 1 you're really fat.
/If we're playing stereotypes
 
2008-12-02 07:20:34 PM  
Vous Échouez!
 
2008-12-02 07:20:45 PM  
Actually the French were the badasses of Europe for most of the 19th century and by all accounts the French Foreign Legion, which incidentally served outside of France but was made up of mostly Frenchmen, was a kickass outfit.
 
2008-12-02 07:21:11 PM  
So then Germany puts some army uniforms on some of their worst prisoners, and then kills them, and blames France to justify , well you know the rest.
 
2008-12-02 07:23:46 PM  
members.chello.nl
 
2008-12-02 07:24:28 PM  

Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name


I'd land my troop on her beach....
 
2008-12-02 07:27:28 PM  

Samsaran: Actually the French were the badasses of Europe for most of the 19th century and by all accounts the French Foreign Legion, which incidentally served outside of France but was made up of mostly Frenchmen, was a kickass outfit.


The French are self serving turds. Their wine is over rated panther piss. That's enough in my book to earn scorn.
 
2008-12-02 07:28:51 PM  
Merde...pas encore
toobaa.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-12-02 07:29:04 PM  

fappomatic: Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name

I'd land my troop on her beach....


Bring a weedwhacker.
 
2008-12-02 07:30:09 PM  
I remember when I growing up in Trier my cousins and I would sneak up on the French Army vehicles of the soldiers that were stationed nearby when they came into town. We would pull the valve stems from a couple of the tires then hide and watch. You know they would never change the tire. They would wait for a repair truck from their base to show up. It's probably because they only had one spare but we used to joke to ourselves that it was because they were French.
 
2008-12-02 07:32:25 PM  

Samsaran: Actually the French were the badasses of Europe for most of the 19th century and by all accounts the French Foreign Legion, which incidentally served outside of France but was made up of mostly Frenchmen, was a kickass outfit.


French Foreign Legion the French were not allowed to join
 
2008-12-02 07:32:52 PM  
Gosh how I'd love to see some of these hilarious 'France surrenders' cockmonkeys pull their nonsense in a Marseille bar near closing time....
 
2008-12-02 07:34:03 PM  

elskipo: you know who else posted german troops in france?


Patton?
 
2008-12-02 07:34:19 PM  
I lol'd. Let's hope there's not a four-peat in the making. At least all of my relatives wisened up the first time, those Hessians didn't want to get caught up in Franco-Prussian drama.

/German
//headline gets gold star
 
2008-12-02 07:34:54 PM  
I actually served in the French Foreign Legion and when we got back to France sometimes I would take on 10 or 14 of the French at a time, I liked to forced them to eat garden snails while I farked their sisters.

Good times.
 
2008-12-02 07:37:44 PM  
yeah! we americans hate the French!
Treaty of Paris (1783)
wait what?

typical American "better than you" hate.
 
2008-12-02 07:39:41 PM  
Haha, this is so funny. You know, like the ony time there was an Army parade in Missouri, and the troops were from Illinois! Imagine the ruckus! Ahahahahaha. That was so rich. Bleh.

/morons
 
2008-12-02 07:39:56 PM  

fappomatic: Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name

I'd land my troop on her beach....


Mind the hedgerows :-)
 
2008-12-02 07:43:22 PM  

forresttriax: I remember when I growing up in Trier my cousins and I would sneak up on the French Army vehicles of the soldiers that were stationed nearby when they came into town. We would pull the valve stems from a couple of the tires then hide and watch. You know they would never change the tire. They would wait for a repair truck from their base to show up. It's probably because they only had one spare but we used to joke to ourselves that it was because they were French.


Sounds like sumn my knucklehead friends and I would do on a weekly basis. Our target? Irvine Ranch vehicles who'd chase us around the hills and lakes of Irvine Company. Those jokers would wreck their vehicles trying to catch us; theyd get stuck in mud; slam their vehicles on unimproved roads; slide down hills in to ditches. Never under estimate the power of suburban punks, their camouflaged outfits, cheap alcohol, so-so weed and stealth bicycles. Maybe Ranch vehicle drivers were Frenchies? Hmmmm....
 
2008-12-02 07:46:14 PM  
HORUS:
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
 
2008-12-02 07:49:35 PM  

flaminio: Let's just get this one out of the way...


He looks so happy!
 
2008-12-02 07:50:14 PM  

NotSubby: fappomatic: Pope_of_Chilitown: seminole87: france boobies!

Latitia CastaFrom Normandy:


/tit is in her name

I'd land my troop on her beach....

Mind the hedgerows :-)


That's what my bangalore blade is for.
 
2008-12-02 07:50:59 PM  

Isitoveryet: yeah! we americans hate the French!
Treaty of Paris (1783)
wait what?

typical American "better than you" hate.


The revolutionary war was financed by the Dutch & fought primarily by the Americans (& oddly enough some polish troops) for years. The French didn't bother supporting the Americans until it was becoming clear they'd succeed (not in winning but in making the war so costly the British would withdraw) and then swiftened the death blow. They were already at war against the British and it was in their national best interest to cut the Brits off from their extra supply base in the other hemisphere.

So it's not quite the same thing. Additionally America never stopped fighting before France entered, where as France actually caved first. They also entered on the winning side, where as we entered on the losing.

Additionally the American-French hate rekindled during the Quasi War between 1798 & 1800 between France and America. We loved them so much we fought a decade later. France didn't fight the war to help America, our interests were temporarily aligned. Heck, we fought them in the war leading up to the revolution, there was a lot of hostility about.


I'm not saying the French hate is completely rationale but we've been hating them since 1754, and fought them directly bookending both sides of the revolutionary war.
 
2008-12-02 07:59:54 PM  
EdNortonsTwin
Never under estimate the power of suburban punks, their camouflaged outfits, cheap alcohol, so-so weed and stealth bicycles.

that's funny, man. sounds very similar to my teen years. there's a cave at the back of irvine park where i spent many after-closing hours drinking boonsefarm, smoking lousy brown mexi-weed, and evading the local rangers.
 
2008-12-02 08:03:35 PM  

Samsaran: Actually the French were the badasses of Europe for most of the 19th century and by all accounts the French Foreign Legion, which incidentally served outside of France but was made up of mostly Frenchmen, was a kickass outfit.


one of the first computer hackers was a french underground guy who kept screwing up the IBM punch cards for all the French jews ands other undesirables. he probably saved thousands of lives and helped france have one of the lowest rates of genocide in Nazi territories.
 
2008-12-02 08:04:11 PM  
Remember how the Americans jumped to defend the French when Hitler invaded in 1939? Neither do I :)

Even after Pearl Habour, America only declared war on Japan and specifically didn't declare war on Germany. It was left for the Germans to do that to America. But when America joined it did mean that the war could only be won by the Allied side - still better late than never.

Dec 7, 1941 - Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor; Hitler issues the Night and Fog decree.
Dec 8, 1941 - United States and Britain declare war on Japan.
Dec 11, 1941 - Germany declares war on the United States.
 
2008-12-02 08:06:14 PM  
i agree that we can criticize their actions but we cannot deny their contributions.
even still, what have the French done to any American today that would provoke such a negative image?
i think people speak unfavorable of the French simply because their parents did and their parents parents did.
 
2008-12-02 08:14:13 PM  

PhysicsJunky: Isitoveryet: yeah! we americans hate the French!
Treaty of Paris (1783)
wait what?

typical American "better than you" hate.

The revolutionary war was financed by the Dutch & fought primarily by the Americans (& oddly enough some polish troops) for years. The French didn't bother supporting the Americans until it was becoming clear they'd succeed (not in winning but in making the war so costly the British would withdraw) and then swiftened the death blow. They were already at war against the British and it was in their national best interest to cut the Brits off from their extra supply base in the other hemisphere.

So it's not quite the same thing. Additionally America never stopped fighting before France entered, where as France actually caved first. They also entered on the winning side, where as we entered on the losing.

Additionally the American-French hate rekindled during the Quasi War between 1798 & 1800 between France and America. We loved them so much we fought a decade later. France didn't fight the war to help America, our interests were temporarily aligned. Heck, we fought them in the war leading up to the revolution, there was a lot of hostility about.


I'm not saying the French hate is completely rationale but we've been hating them since 1754, and fought them directly bookending both sides of the revolutionary war.


Well for the people still alive today, we have their wonderful adventures into Vietnam to remind us of their wonderful contributions and what they have cost us. History sucks. I got an A.
 
2008-12-02 08:18:50 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: elskipo: you know who else posted german troops in france?

Patton?


I lol'd
 
2008-12-02 08:24:00 PM  

PhysicsJunky: Isitoveryet: yeah! we americans hate the French!
Treaty of Paris (1783)
wait what?

typical American "better than you" hate.

The revolutionary war was financed by the Dutch & fought primarily by the Americans (& oddly enough some polish troops) for years. The French didn't bother supporting the Americans until it was becoming clear they'd succeed (not in winning but in making the war so costly the British would withdraw) and then swiftened the death blow. They were already at war against the British and it was in their national best interest to cut the Brits off from their extra supply base in the other hemisphere.

So it's not quite the same thing. Additionally America never stopped fighting before France entered, where as France actually caved first. They also entered on the winning side, where as we entered on the losing.

Additionally the American-French hate rekindled during the Quasi War between 1798 & 1800 between France and America. We loved them so much we fought a decade later. France didn't fight the war to help America, our interests were temporarily aligned. Heck, we fought them in the war leading up to the revolution, there was a lot of hostility about.

I'm not saying the French hate is completely rationale but we've been hating them since 1754, and fought them directly bookending both sides of the revolutionary war.


Like any one country has a history of getting along with France. Look at the UK, Germany(going back to the Holy Roman Empire)...The list is long, and repetitious.

You could go back longer, but then it wasn't really France when Persia and the Romans had territory up that way.
 
2008-12-02 08:25:29 PM  
Didn't something like this happen before? How did that turn out?
 
2008-12-02 08:33:05 PM  
Since my wife is half-French and half-German, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
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