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(Some Guy)		Obese women lack impulse control, want instant gravitation (uab.edu)		252
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Norad		2008-12-02 03:54:43 AM

Someone took their funny pills tonight.

gigamortis		2008-12-02 04:05:28 AM

I too lack impulse control, all I want is obese women.

RobertBruce		2008-12-02 04:33:31 AM

~~obese~~ women are ~~more~~ impulsive ~~than other females~~.

gigamortis		2008-12-02 04:41:53 AM

Woah and I must be tired, good one subby.

meekychuppet		2008-12-02 05:08:11 AM

RobertBruce: ~~obese women are more impulsive than other females.~~ Wimmin be shopping

Archie Goodwin		2008-12-02 07:59:06 AM

For some strange reason, I find myself irresistibly drawn into this thread.

gigamortis		2008-12-02 08:00:21 AM

Archie Goodwin: For some strange reason, I find myself irresistibly drawn into this thread.

Are you an obese women? wanna cyber?

gigamortis		2008-12-02 08:01:08 AM

gigamortis: Archie Goodwin: For some strange reason, I find myself irresistibly drawn into this thread.

Are you an obese ~~women~~ woman? wanna cyber?

FTFM

xanadian		2008-12-02 08:19:29 AM

This headline has reached warp speed.

Sybarite		2008-12-02 08:34:28 AM

Him too

Archie Goodwin		2008-12-02 08:35:11 AM

gigamortis: Are you an obese women woman? wanna cyber?

No & No. But thanks for asking.

UberDave		2008-12-02 09:50:34 AM

opiumpoopy		2008-12-02 09:53:00 AM

FTA: "Why did UAB researchers decide to focus on impulse control and obesity?"

Hmmm. Let me think about that for a moment...

rodeofrog		2008-12-02 10:25:39 AM

mopeds.

keyboardduder		2008-12-02 10:25:56 AM

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Mirrorz		2008-12-02 10:27:17 AM

I thought I misread the headline at first.

A+++ Subby. Would buy from again.

Babbs		2008-12-02 10:27:50 AM

Well, duh!

/ oh ya, FATTY THREAD!

Rose Red		2008-12-02 10:27:51 AM

Somebody PLEASE get some pictures up in here.

PirateKing		2008-12-02 10:27:51 AM

So obese women are leaving the solar system at 1/4 the speed of light?

Do they have warp control?

Brown Sauce		2008-12-02 10:27:52 AM

Thank God for high-viscosity mayonnaise (new window)

www.theonion.com

40oz_A_Knight		2008-12-02 10:28:05 AM

In before "Go be fat somewhere else..."

msheda		2008-12-02 10:28:28 AM

Researchers at UAB conducted a study that found obese women displaying weaker impulse control than normal-weight women. The study also found that impulsivity levels are nearly the same between obese and normal-weight men.

right... we all want it, and we want it now!

/why I date obese women
//they hungry also!

JesterGirl		2008-12-02 10:28:46 AM

littlett's		2008-12-02 10:30:02 AM

Researchers at UAB conducted a study that found obese women displaying weaker impulse control than normal-weight women.

Oh boy. This thread could get messy in a hurry.

drjekel_mrhyde		2008-12-02 10:31:38 AM

I think this might be the best thread all week

The Icelander		2008-12-02 10:32:39 AM

They blame their poor impulse control on this stupid men world.

\Goddammit I need a cheesecake
\\Just when I managed to lose 5 pounds off my butt

Babbs		2008-12-02 10:33:44 AM

littlett's: Researchers at UAB conducted a study that found obese women displaying weaker impulse control than normal-weight women.

Oh boy. This thread could get messy in a hurry.

Why? It's true. I'm kind of a fatty, and I have no impulse control when it comes to food. If I did, I wouldn't be a fatty. Simple as that.

Ooshatielf		2008-12-02 10:33:52 AM

I just wanted to eat it ALL!

Amsterdamaged		2008-12-02 10:34:05 AM

Yeah!!!
FAT Thread.
i398.photobucket.com

michaeld5		2008-12-02 10:34:13 AM

"Our problem is GLANDULAR, not impulsive."
www.topnews.in

nashBridges		2008-12-02 10:34:21 AM

I'm a typical farker, so fat people disgust me. Fat women especially disgust me because I fap to supermodels all day long. You have to compete, biatches! Show some self-control!

The only good thing fatties do on this planet is serve as a constant reminder of how perfect I am in every way. Since I'm so much better than they are, I sit and judge them repeatedly and without remorse.

I'd continue on, but NebraskaCoeds just uploaded another video and I have a new bottle of lotion to try out.

Suck it, fatties.

haplo53		2008-12-02 10:35:01 AM

The Icelander: They blame their poor impulse control on this stupid men world.

\Goddammit I need a cheesecake
\\Just when I managed to lose 5 pounds off my butt

I'm waiting for this pic. Sort of.

/it's disturbing as it is funny

markslams		2008-12-02 10:35:01 AM

Is that why they give good bj's?

p the boiler		2008-12-02 10:35:01 AM

images - this thread needs them

The Icelander		2008-12-02 10:35:20 AM

nashBridges: I'd continue on, but NebraskaCoeds just uploaded another video and I have a new bottle of lotion to try out.

I learn the most interesting things on Fark.

continue_farking		2008-12-02 10:35:31 AM

oldass31		2008-12-02 10:35:50 AM

FINALLY! A FATTY BASHING THREAD! WHOOOOOOO!

brigid_fitch		2008-12-02 10:36:23 AM

FTFA: "individuals were given a choice between two amounts of money, a smaller amount that was immediately available and a larger amount that would be available after a specified number of days"

That's an interesting test, but I'd fail because I've got bills to pay right now, dammit!

msheda		2008-12-02 10:36:31 AM

Babbs: littlett's: Researchers at UAB conducted a study that found obese women displaying weaker impulse control than normal-weight women.

Oh boy. This thread could get messy in a hurry.

Why? It's true. I'm kind of a fatty, and I have no impulse control when it comes to food. If I did, I wouldn't be a fatty. Simple as that.

How you doin?

Well I use Mac/Linux...		2008-12-02 10:37:00 AM

The only thing worse than a fat chick is a fat chick without poor self-esteem.

cefm		2008-12-02 10:37:26 AM

Yeah, fat people are disgusting and lazy. They deserve every scrap of criticism and derision they get. They only have on mouth to blame and it's their own.

soy_bomb		2008-12-02 10:37:32 AM

littlett's		2008-12-02 10:37:44 AM

Babbs: Why? It's true. I'm kind of a fatty, and I have no impulse control when it comes to food. If I did, I wouldn't be a fatty. Simple as that.

Yes, but there are a myriad of conditions or circumstances that tend to get blamed, and by all right could be the source of people have weight management issues that go beyond impulse control.

Kongressman Grandma		2008-12-02 10:38:19 AM

Where's the study being done on "impulsive" women giving the best sex-in-mouth?

Tyee		2008-12-02 10:38:57 AM

No shortage of obese around UAB that's for sure.

The Icelander		2008-12-02 10:39:07 AM

Kongressman Grandma: Where's the study being done on "impulsive" women giving the best sex-in-mouth?

I thought that's what this study was about.

\Fatties give the best head because they're hungry

Forty-Two		2008-12-02 10:39:08 AM

The Icelander: They blame their poor impulse control on this stupid men world.

\Goddammit I need a cheesecake
\\Just when I managed to lose 5 pounds off my butt

Just the other day, we mentioned to a friend that my husband's mother is a "cheesecaker," and when we were met with a blank stare, we had to spend ten minutes trying to explain hillaryis44 to him. Don't you hate when you accidentally use Fark shorthand in front of someone who doesn't spend all their time online?

/Why, yes, my mother-in-law is obese.

rodeofrog		2008-12-02 10:39:10 AM

Gays are born that way.

The rest of us are making bad choices.

I went there.

Well I use Mac/Linux...		2008-12-02 10:39:12 AM

littlett's: Babbs: Why? It's true. I'm kind of a fatty, and I have no impulse control when it comes to food. If I did, I wouldn't be a fatty. Simple as that.

Yes, but there are a myriad of conditions or circumstances that tend to get blamed, and by all right could be the source of people have weight management issues that go beyond impulse control.

Brilliant comment. I'm going to pick up something for you on your wish list.

brigid_fitch		2008-12-02 10:39:25 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: The only thing worse than a fat chick is a fat chick without poor self-esteem.

You mean the ones who are fat but don't think they are, so dress in revealing clothes. They truly frighten me. When I see them in the Misses section of a clothing store, I ask if they're shopping for a gift, just to start trouble.

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