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2008-12-02 02:38:43 AM  
Thats why I always had the urge to join the navy!
 
2008-12-02 02:43:17 AM  
Philly_gp: Thats why I always had the urge to join the navy!

Actually I think that's just homosexuality.
 
2008-12-02 03:16:47 AM  
What if you're an asshole?

Or a piece of shiat?
 
2008-12-02 03:30:25 AM  
I guess my mom ate alot of awsome.
 
Cog
2008-12-02 03:32:10 AM  
Headline of the year!
 
2008-12-02 03:43:20 AM  
Because your father was Irish?
 
2008-12-02 04:04:24 AM  
gigamortis: I guess my mom ate alot of awsome.

FTW
 
2008-12-02 05:00:01 AM  

gigamortis: I guess my mom ate alot of awsome.


But clearly no dictionaries.
 
2008-12-02 05:30:38 AM  

ElPresidente: gigamortis: I guess my mom ate alot of awsome.

But clearly no dictionaries.


Wat im good at teh words.
 
2008-12-02 06:23:25 AM  

gigamortis: I guess my mom ate alot of awsome.


Mine must've eaten brains, because...

Holy shiat! I'm part zombie!
 
2008-12-02 06:45:43 AM  

Skail: Mine must've eaten brains, because...

Holy shiat! I'm part zombie!


Is it the part that appears to be rotting and falling off?
 
2008-12-02 06:55:36 AM  
I guess I'm good and well farked. My mom said she had nothing but Hershey Chocolate and Coca-Cola cravings in 1974 when she was pregnant with me.
 
2008-12-02 06:57:47 AM  
I forgot to add...

This headline is like 10 kinds of awesome. Good on you, subby.
 
2008-12-02 07:04:14 AM  
Now this is how you write a headline. Congrats, subby.
 
2008-12-02 07:25:59 AM  
Oh, burn.
 
2008-12-02 07:28:24 AM  
Nice one subby!
 
2008-12-02 07:29:33 AM  
My mom ate a whole lot of brains, if this is the case.


/good headline subbynuts
 
2008-12-02 07:31:02 AM  
My ex's mom drinks a lot of wine. It all makes sense now...
 
2008-12-02 07:31:25 AM  
My favorite fruit as a kid was strawberries.

My mom ate a lot of strawberries when she was pregnant with me.

Coincidence? READ THE BOOK!

/3rds on the headline, subby.
 
2008-12-02 07:34:26 AM  
So I guess the mothers of Slashdot posters ate anything that dwelled in the basement.
 
2008-12-02 07:38:08 AM  
Wouldn't that actually mean I would be white and salty?
 
2008-12-02 07:39:54 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: My favorite fruit as a kid was strawberries.

My mom ate a lot of strawberries when she was pregnant with me.



So, that makes you a fruit.

/and thats the worst thing you can call a man
 
2008-12-02 07:40:02 AM  
So that's why they're so hard against gay marriages. They don't want a country of pu**ies. True patriots.
 
2008-12-02 07:41:04 AM  

disgustip8ed: DjangoStonereaver: My favorite fruit as a kid was strawberries.

My mom ate a lot of strawberries when she was pregnant with me.

So, that makes you a fruit.

/and thats the worst thing you can call a man


Unless he is a homosexual, then it would be quite fitting.


/homo.
 
2008-12-02 07:41:47 AM  
This headline is a weener.
 
2008-12-02 07:46:51 AM  
sirgrim 2008-12-02 07:40:02 AM So that's why they're so hard against gay marriages. They don't want a country of pu**ies. True patriots
=========================

Hehehehehehe.
 
2008-12-02 07:52:27 AM  
Hey subby...is your mom a lesbian?
 
2008-12-02 07:59:26 AM  
So I'm a bonbon?
 
2008-12-02 07:59:45 AM  
Soylent green is people!

People are soylent green!
 
2008-12-02 08:00:39 AM  
In related news, my mom must have been a cannibal.
 
2008-12-02 08:10:48 AM  
i don't even want to talk about my childhood
 
2008-12-02 08:10:59 AM  
mom ate a lot of cheese - and I love cheese too.
Wonder if she ate a lot of fat on her steaks?
/this explains everything
 
2008-12-02 08:11:48 AM  
Funny, when my wife was pregnant, the doctor told her to stay away from fish, because of the mercury levels.
 
2008-12-02 08:11:57 AM  
What??!?! Why no t-shirt???!?!!?
 
2008-12-02 08:17:50 AM  
What if you're a big pus...

/wait...
//MOM!!! Is "Aunt Mary" really my Aunt???
 
2008-12-02 08:18:20 AM  
Nice, subberstar.

No article necessary.
 
2008-12-02 08:20:27 AM  

snapperhead: What??!?! Why no t-shirt???!?!!?


Here you go, the perfect stocking mouth stuffer:

img162.imageshack.usView Full Size
 
2008-12-02 08:26:20 AM  
FTFA:
Professor Benton said a higher body weight at birth, often a reflection of the mother's level of nutrition, had been linked to improved intelligence later in life.

Huh. That explains a lot. My fist (only!) child was 8 lbs. 9 oz. at birth. Now (at age 10) he's sometimes frighteningly intelligent.

/I ate tons of subway sandwiches and peanut butter.
//The teen years are going to be hell.
///Awesome kid though.
 
2008-12-02 08:28:19 AM  
Doesn't swallowing semen make the baby healthier somehow?
 
2008-12-02 08:31:09 AM  
You are what your mother eats. So, if you turn out to be a bit of my dick, you know why

FTFY
 
2008-12-02 08:33:45 AM  

Edgar_Allan_Poe's_Daughter: FTFA:
Professor Benton said a higher body weight at birth, often a reflection of the mother's level of nutrition, had been linked to improved intelligence later in life.

Huh. That explains a lot. My fist (only!) child was 8 lbs. 9 oz. at birth. Now (at age 10) he's sometimes frighteningly intelligent.

/I ate tons of subway sandwiches and peanut butter.
//The teen years are going to be hell.
///Awesome kid though.



LOL wut
 
2008-12-02 08:35:31 AM  
my mom and dad would go to a Mexican restaurant every friday night while she was pregnant with me. It's my favorite kind of food to this day.
 
2008-12-02 08:37:14 AM  
My mom craved peanut butter while pregnant with me - even had to put it on her breakfast cereal, she said. Now I crave it too. Don't know if it made me more intelligent, but it's definitely kept some meat on my bones.
 
2008-12-02 08:38:25 AM  
Nicely done, sir.
 
2008-12-02 08:40:44 AM  
penis.
 
2008-12-02 08:45:03 AM  
that explains my drinking problem!!!
 
2008-12-02 08:46:45 AM  
My wife adhered to a very strict diet while she was pregnant with our son. He's perfect on all of his charts and an amazingly behaved baby.

Probably gonna get slammed for contributing to a crotch-fruit here on Fark, but whatever.

/9 and 10 apgar - yes!
 
2008-12-02 08:48:45 AM  

Belltower: Wouldn't that actually mean I would be white and salty?


Your mom ate Saltines?
 
2008-12-02 08:51:50 AM  
My mom ate special brownies so... what were we talking about?
 
2008-12-02 08:55:35 AM  

sirgrim: So that's why they're so hard against gay marriages. They don't want a country of pu**ies. True patriots.


This is why I come to fark
 
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