...an Israeli Gold scorpion?

So THAT'S where the Jews have been hiding it all along!

does it sleep in a hammock?

I'd have kept it as a pet.

I wonder what people find in their walmart prescriptions...

I'm so glad they got that picture before it was sent away to be examined by top men.

/Top men.

Those bananas are going to rock her like a hurricane.

Usually The Scorpions put the bananas in their pants.

lawsuit in 3...2...

Awesome headline. Now that stupid song is stuck in my head.

Scorpions that are Interactiv-odular?


/Ooooooooooo it's a scorpion

Awesome, subby. Awesome.
Now that's in my head again.

Call me crazy but buying perishable food at Walmart strikes me as a bad idea. I realize that Walmart probably isn't responsible here but still.

Shadooby: Awesome headline. Now that stupid song is stuck in my head.

If it makes you feel any better, I have had it in my head since I submitted it.

/subby

Virtual liter +1 to subby for having the right number of rings.

/day-o

GIS Scorpion Link (NSFW)

I AM A BANANA

She got a double refund?

So she got like, a dollar back?

Hey guys, has this been posted yet?

Ring ring ring Represent!

HowAboutNo: I AM A BANANA

and my spoon is to big

Saydrah: ...an Israeli Gold scorpion?

So THAT'S where the Jews have been hiding it all along!


The Jews, they have shape shifted.



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emnar: Virtual liter +1 to subby for having the right number of rings.

I'm pretty sure subby has one too many rings.

Anyone got a link to the original Bananaphone flash? the one with the banana gobot?

Cute little critter Huh?

It's the best, beats the rest!

Double refund, though? If there were a nest of them living inside the bananas, sure. Scorpion on the bananas, eh, that's why I have a sink, a toilet, a rubbish bin, and the great outdoors. It would've been quicker to flick and be done than trek back to the store with scorpioned (scorpwned?) bananas and demand an exchange, never mind posing with them.

I'll preface this by saying we live in New Jersey. Last winter, my father felt something crawling up his arm and found that it was a scorpion. A scorpion, in New Jersey, in winter.

He works at Rutgers, so he took it to whoever the hell studies insects at Rutgers, who told him it was an Arizona Bark Scorpion. Serious shiat in the scorpion world, apparently.

We have no idea how it got in the house... he said it was probably on a mango he bought from the store, but how the fark do you not notice a scorpion on ANY piece of fruit?

MBooda
Ring ring ring Represent!




"A dork. You look like a dork!"

Piffle...that's not a scorpion.
We get these little nasties around the house. Hurts like a mofo when you step on one in the middle of the night whilst going to the pisser. Fortunately the cat likes to kill them, so I got that going for me.

Foaming: sting sting sting sting sting sting sting banana scorpion

Damn it. Thats better.

Behold, the Banana Spider.



I rarely find these in my banana tree. More often, I find them in my face as I walk through my yard.


Ring Ring.

Thats a nephila spider. No banana necessary :)

One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.

Thisbymaster: BANANA PHONE

Nice....

Cmor: Thats a nephila spider. No banana necessary :)

They are commonly called banana spiders, though, because of their long yellow bodies. I love them because they eat other yucky bugs, but I don't love them in my face as I walk through their web.

he offered her a DOUBLE refund on the bananas....so like $6 bucks? Seems fair considering the bananas were still edible and the scorpion didn't sting anyone.

I would be very surprised if she didn't sue for 'emotional distress'. Although considering how tiny that thing is, it could not possibly compare to the emotional distress of finding one of those giant wolf spiders from south america that are the usual stow-aways in banana boxes.

schmez
Behold, the Banana Spider.



I rarely find these in my banana tree hammock. More often, I find them in my face as I walk through my yard.

FTFY

Third_Uncle_Eno: schmez
Behold, the Banana Spider.



I rarely find these in my banana tree hammock. More often, I find them in my face as I walk through my yard.

FTFY

What's the female version of a banana hammock? Taco tupperware?

MBooda: Ring ring ring Represent!

Merrill 4 ever

schmez: Behold, the Banana Spider.



I rarely find these in my banana tree. More often, I find them in my face as I walk through my yard.


Ring Ring.

Christ. I would hit that thing with a shovel. Then I would crush it with a hammer. After that I would light it on farking fire. And then I would bury what was left on the other side of town just so I could be sure I was rid of it.

HowAboutNo: I AM A BANANA
came hoping for this

/recently got a new tattoo
//based on rejected
///leg piece
//totally awesome
/like slashies