Or as they call it in Lousiana, "shrimping."

Usually I have to put a woman INTO a coma before she'll let me nibble her.

Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew

om nom nom nom

This is going to result in a rash of coma-toes nibbling.

Diogenes: Isotope: This is going to result in a rash of coma-toes nibbling.

Was that pun intentional? ;-)

I must shamefully confess. =P

It's nice to see a former social outcast able to provide a useful albeit creepy community service.

Sam? Can you hear me? nom nom

As a last resort? Because you know once you start nibbling toes there's no going back.

Foot fetishes are the only thing that comes close to pedophilia in creepiness factor in my book.

The headline is longer than the article.

Mirrorz: Man, that was a lengthy article.

You beat me to it but I was going to comment on how well-versed and in-depth that article was. I had absolutely no need for questions as it completely answered any I might have had.

It's good to see Metro.com catering to the ADD crowd.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Foot fetishes are the only thing that comes close to pedophilia in creepiness factor in my book.

Really? I see foot fetishes as benign. Poop fetishes, watersports, and bestiality are the ones that rank close to pedophilia IMHO.

/must have been reading Savage Love too long to know the term "watersports"

tl;dr

A husband woke his wife from a 13-year coma by nibbling her toes. Zhang Kui tried the unusual treatment as a last resort.

'Feet are home to many nerves,' said Mr Zhang, from Shenyang in China.


WOW, WHAT AN INFORMATIVE ARTICLE.

F*ck off and die subby.

I think this is a "choose your own adventure" article. Anyone want to start lengthening the article in the comments section?

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her private parts and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her.

They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.

The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.

The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

/Thank you...
//Here all week...
///Yada Yada

solokumba ,

Fark you, thats farking sick. I cannot eat lunch now. Fark!

solokumba

oh nom nom nom nom nom nom

...that's it? Worst. Article. Ever. Not the subject matter even, though that picture did make me cry. Thanks solokumba. I shall never forgive you.

As someone with a migraine coming on , solokumba successfully made me dry-heave before I could even get to the bathroom. And I still don't feel right

Congratulations. Not even Tub Girl, rotten.com, or anything else I'd ever seen on the internet made me sick until you came along.

Dammit, solokumba, I was eating lunch.

On a second note, are journalists getting lazier, dumber, or are they just trying to appeal to the "it must be condensed into a 30 second youtube video" crowd?

equating a foot fetish to pedophilia????? wtf

I am pretty vanilla, but your slope is awfully slippery.

To say what I came in here to, I can obviously tell this woman never owned a cat. Otherwise, she would have kicked her husband right in the face.

/Well as a pet anyways, since they eat cats over there.

Smerri: First thing I thought of too!




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What was he doing nibbling toes of a woman, even his wife, while she was in a coma WTF?!?!?!

why are people so concerned with the toe nibbling and not the fact that this woman has awakened out of a coma??!

too many teen virgins and mormon housewives on this thread -- including subby. I say more power to the hubby for staying by his wife instead of trying to get insurance money out of her like stateside. Also, whatever works. She's awake now. God bless her and her hubby.

Toe nibblers - god bless you. Husbands who stay by their wives -- god bless you. Modern medical science -- get back to you.

Didn't I see this on an episode of House?

JesterGirl: Smerri: First thing I thought of too!


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Such a good game! Many, many hours wasted spent on that.

+1

Shakespeare's Monkey: solokumba

Nice, hats off to you. Unfortunately, my dad was a doctor and I grew up reading, or looking at really, medical magazines. I've seen the most amazing pictures of out of control tumors, rashes, burns and skin anomalies, to name but a few. They always take pictures of things that regular MDs just can't figure out. When a doctor has to ask a whole bunch of other doctors if they've ever seen this before, it's a whole new level of bad.


Yeah but you signed up for that medical journal crap and were expecting to see something odd when you looked. Just like when I go to Rotten or some of the other sites, I usually expect to see gross stuff ie) suicides, bad falls, freak accidents, etc. However, I already think feet are gross and do not expect to see stuff like that when browsing fark during lunch.

/good work Solokumba

Hmm, so stimulation of sensitive nerve endings will wake someone from a coma. I can see many malpractice suits in the future.

Shakespeare's Monkey: solokumba

Nice, hats off to you. Unfortunately, my dad was a doctor and I grew up reading, or looking at really, medical magazines. I've seen the most amazing pictures of out of control tumors, rashes, burns and skin anomalies, to name but a few. They always take pictures of things that regular MDs just can't figure out. When a doctor has to ask a whole bunch of other doctors if they've ever seen this before, it's a whole new level of bad.

His name is Buck, right?

Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?

That's the first that I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your farkin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squee-ee-ee-ee-eeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fark to
A funky groove to fark two

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans.
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team... supreme!

Let's roll!
Oh!
Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache 2008-12-01 02:07:47 PM Foot fetishes are the only thing that comes close to pedophilia in creepiness factor in my book
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If they have disgusting dripping fungus on them like mine... yes

But otherwise, no. Most Women have cute feet!

TONGUE GOES WHERE?!

/approves of waking up, but not the technique
//Link is almost as hot as Uma Thurman

Fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun?

Chicks who hate feet usually take meticulous care of them. Odd...