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(Canoe)   Mugger puts away his knife to meet his victim man-to-man in a squeegee duel   (cnews.canoe.ca ) divider line
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2008-12-01 08:11:43 AM  
Yet he still didn't manage to get away squeaky clean.
 
2008-12-01 10:17:44 AM  
the mugger's crime streak not paying off?
 
2008-12-01 10:18:27 AM  
Home Free

/not obscure
 
2008-12-01 10:20:51 AM  
his clean getaway was streaked with failure.
 
2008-12-01 10:23:07 AM  
was it this guy?
www.nzlive.com
 
2008-12-01 10:25:06 AM  
Psycho Sid wanted for questioning
 
2008-12-01 10:26:13 AM  
He brought a squeegee to a knife fight... and it worked?

/dnrtfa
 
2008-12-01 10:29:28 AM  
FTA: "Ryan Anthony Gambler, 25, was charged with two counts of possessing an offensive weapon and robbery."

Victim: "Why, I was right put off at his choice of weapon! Offended I was!"
 
2008-12-01 10:29:54 AM  
The attacker, hot on the victim's heels, caught up with the man at the gas station and grabbed two squeegees and chased the victim around the area of the gas station, hitting the victim at least once with a squeegee.

Somebody really needs to get the surveillance camera video and set it to "Yakety Sax."
 
2008-12-01 10:33:45 AM  
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2008-12-01 10:46:45 AM  
"Ryan Anthony Gambler, 25, was charged with two counts of possessing an offensive weapon and robbery."

One for each squeegee? ;)
 
2008-12-01 10:54:42 AM  

GeneFrenkle: Somebody really needs to get the surveillance camera video and set it to "Yakety Sax."


The "Mortal Kombat" theme song came to mind, personally.
 
2008-12-01 11:05:04 AM  
Squeegee? I heard that's going to be Voldo's new weapon in Soul Calibur 5!
 
2008-12-01 11:26:08 AM  
Another vote for "Yakety Sax" here... It makes everything better.
 
2008-12-01 11:38:32 AM  
Should have given him his orange mocha frappuccino...

Link (new window)
 
2008-12-01 11:54:51 AM  
I'm borrowing this squeegee-type thingy.
geekadelphia.com
 
2008-12-01 12:41:37 PM  
Ahh yes my friend the squeegee.
 
2008-12-01 12:47:44 PM  
Squeegee fights are epic.
 
2008-12-01 01:02:50 PM  
Squeegees are more fun when used to wipe the spitballs off the drive-thru window, but you have to put on a happy face.

/obscure?
 
2008-12-01 01:23:54 PM  
I love Edmonton.
 
2008-12-01 01:40:10 PM  
anyone else read that as "Muggle"?
 
2008-12-01 02:56:32 PM  
I bet a squeegee would be a pretty decent weapon.
 
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