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(People Magazine)   First Ann Coulter has her jaw wired shut, now Rachel Ray is having vocal chord surgery. Sorry atheists, the argument's over and you lose   (thecelebritycafe.com) divider line
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2008-11-30 12:45:50 AM  
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+1, subby.
 
2008-11-30 12:50:34 AM  
Subby, you have made a very powerful argument.

But I would call to the stand George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

So it might be a draw...
 
2008-11-30 01:08:47 AM  
With Coulter and Rachel Ray out of action, I would say we all win.
 
2008-11-30 01:09:00 AM  
1. Ann Coulter didn't break her fingers, so she can still spew her hate via keyboard.
2. Rachael Ray is hot, I don't care what anyone else thinks.
3. God would have to do a hell of a lot more to impress me.
 
2008-11-30 01:16:08 AM  
+1, you gorgeous bastard. You were robbed.
 
2008-11-30 01:37:43 AM  

Jon Snow: +1, you gorgeous bastard. You were robbed.


Totally robbed. +1
 
2008-11-30 01:51:12 AM  
Robbed indeed submitter. Too bad they couldn't wire Rachel Ray's jaws shut too.
 
2008-11-30 02:05:22 AM  
Robbery, I tells ya. +1, for all the good it'll do, and a doff o' the cap.
 
2008-11-30 03:22:09 AM  
Excellent subby!!

Most definitely +1
 
2008-11-30 11:12:33 AM  
The people have spoken

*waves magic wand, turns red to well-deserved green*
 
2008-11-30 11:22:14 AM  
++
 
2008-11-30 11:24:23 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Robbed indeed submitter. Too bad they couldn't wire Rachel Ray's jaws shut too.


But how would I then stick my penis in there?
 
2008-11-30 11:41:42 AM  

Moderator: The people have spoken

*waves magic wand, turns red to well-deserved green*


MODS=GODS
 
2008-11-30 11:41:54 AM  
Moderator: The people have spoken

*waves magic wand, turns red to well-deserved green*


It's a XMAS MIRACLE!!!
 
2008-11-30 11:53:47 AM  
Maybe god could set subby up with a spelling checker.
 
2008-11-30 11:57:46 AM  
To be fair, "chord" is a word. The wrong word for use here, but a word nevertheless.

//subby's looking for "cord".
 
2008-11-30 11:57:48 AM  
I'll only go back to church if Dr. Phil has a stroke that leaves him speech impaired.

/ And it's atheist
 
2008-11-30 11:58:09 AM  
Just came by to call subby a magnificent bastard, and hand out +1

/Bookmarked for "Headline of the year" candidacy
 
2008-11-30 12:00:02 PM  
Vocal chord? Is that like, what, E-flat?
 
2008-11-30 12:11:36 PM  
Such a beautiful green.

Good change merciful modmin.
 
2008-11-30 12:13:03 PM  
Subby, you make a good point, but I won't truly believe it until naked pictures of Michelle Malkin are posted. And her jaw is simply removed.
 
2008-11-30 12:24:51 PM  
Rachael Ray looks like a grumpy little troll. She has disproportionately small limbs, like a stubby T-rex that can cook. Yeah I'd hit it don't get me wrong, but ask that she have a delicious meal prepared before leaving.
 
2008-11-30 12:30:14 PM  
Sorry, but as long as Jimi Hendrix and John Belushi are still dead of drug overdoses while Amy Winehouse and Andy Dick roam the streets, you lose.
 
2008-11-30 12:33:24 PM  
Another Festivus miracle!
 
2008-11-30 12:41:54 PM  
How dare you besmirch those godesses.

-1 Subby
 
2008-11-30 01:12:41 PM  
Why the hate towards Rachael?
 
2008-11-30 01:16:10 PM  
Umm...what argument? Does anybody important even listens to Rachael Ray and Anne Coulter? I mean sure the freepers do, but shiat I figured out those farkers were useless "entertainment" when I was 11.
 
2008-11-30 01:21:54 PM  
Subby deserves a laurel and hearty handshake.
 
2008-11-30 01:30:01 PM  
Who wants to take bets that Coulter dies of bile poisoning because she no longer has a large orifice for it to spew from?
 
2008-11-30 01:45:53 PM  
+1 Subby.. AWESOME headline!
 
2008-11-30 01:57:53 PM  
So voodoo dolls really do work?
 
2008-11-30 02:02:09 PM  
"Britney Spears comeback"

There can be no God.
 
2008-11-30 02:36:50 PM  

TheOther: Moderator: The people have spoken

*waves magic wand, turns red to well-deserved green*

It's a XMAS Festivus MIRACLE!!!

 
2008-11-30 02:37:56 PM  
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL BILL O'REILLY, AND SEAN HANNITY BOTH DIE. If that happens in the next month or so, then you may have something.

/Atheist
 
2008-11-30 02:44:23 PM  
My short list:(in no particular order)

Ann Coulter
Rachel Ray

Oprah
'Dr.'Phil
Jonas Brothers
Keith Olbermann
Chris Matthews
CNN
American Idol (and anyone ever connected with it)
FOX News
Miley Cyrus
Rosie O'donnell

If a similar fate befalls them soon, then maybe, just maybe I'll consider this whole 'Supreme Being' thing.

/left some off the list 'cause I'm a scared of the Secret Service People.
//ALL HAIL OUR GOVERNMENT LEADERS !!!
///That should divert their attention.
 
2008-11-30 02:58:36 PM  

FlyingPig: 2. Rachael Ray is hot, I don't care what anyone else thinks.


I agree - but with vocal chord surgery she can be hot without having to hear her nails-on-the-chalkboard voice.
 
2008-11-30 04:12:14 PM  
Headline of the year contender
 
2008-11-30 04:36:06 PM  
I heard Mann Coulter giving an interview on Hannity Friday afternoon, and she didn't sound like her jaw was wired shut.
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2008-11-30 04:37:36 PM  
rachaelraypictures.comView Full Size


/ God
// Fist
/// Angry
 
2008-11-30 05:27:52 PM  

hugram: Why the hate towards Rachael?


Have you ever heard her speak? Good lord, it's like nails on a chalkboard, and the nails were smoking three packs a day.
 
RJH
2008-11-30 05:40:11 PM  
As an atheist I still find the headline funny. Funny is funny
 
2008-11-30 06:30:24 PM  

sbrister: / God
// Fist
/// Angry


/Who
//stole
///your
////tits?
 
2008-11-30 06:45:48 PM  
Just as long as Rachael doesn't get her jaws wired shut...

i307.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2008-11-30 07:27:52 PM  
Headline of the year candidate

i50.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2008-11-30 07:43:56 PM  

GoodHomer: Bathia_Mapes: Robbed indeed submitter. Too bad they couldn't wire Rachel Ray's jaws shut too.

But how would I then stick my penis in there?


HA!. That was my first thought. Only thing that makes that woman tolerable is the fact she has a mouth made for giving head.
 
2008-11-30 07:45:50 PM  

GoodHomer: Bathia_Mapes: Robbed indeed submitter. Too bad they couldn't wire Rachel Ray's jaws shut too.

But how would I then stick my penis in there?


You could file down one of the little teeth in the bottom row.
 
2008-11-30 08:50:17 PM  
Subby..I iz not impressed.

The fact these people were born and had the ability to talk for as long as they did far outweighs about a month of their silence.....

Arguments over..you're mentally challenged

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE groovy helmet time
 
2008-11-30 08:51:52 PM  
Bravo, subby.
 
2008-11-30 09:01:06 PM  
Excellent. For fetish phone sex. Just pretend they're gagged.

//I'd paid upwards of $0.02/hr.
 
2008-11-30 10:04:19 PM  
i like her voice the way it is. Ah well.
 
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