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(City Pages)   Drunken Iowa housewife busted in stadium toilet sexcapade hires lawyer, says somebody put something in her drink. Subby suspects it was alcohol   (blogs.citypages.com) divider line 176
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433
2008-11-29 05:10:53 AM
Ramones wanted for questioning.
 
2008-11-29 05:21:43 AM
FTFA: "If the implication is lack of consent due to intoxication, I guess that could be true for either party, however, they declined the officer's request to submit to an (alcohol test) so the extent of intoxication cannot be demonstrated," Hestness said.

//

In some states you can't legally give consent if you're drunk, right? But if she refused a sobriety or alcohol test, doesn't that kill her case?

Also FTFA: "I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Gah, this is why (especially ultra conservative) people seem to have so many hangups about sex. Them church-goin' folk only fark with their socks on and the lights off.
 
2008-11-29 05:41:47 AM
No, you drunken tart. Somebody put something in your coochie, namely some stranger's dick.

Once again, "Personal Responsibility" sits alone in a corner, hoping to be called upon, but sadly knows that it'll be ignored.
 
2008-11-29 06:38:01 AM
DslainteC: No, you drunken tart. Somebody put something in your coochie, namely some stranger's dick.

Once again, "Personal Responsibility" sits alone in a corner, hoping to be called upon, but sadly knows that it'll be ignored.


What is this "Personal Responsibility" you speak of? Is this something they were suppose to teach me in school? Dangit I knew they were short changing me! I'm going to sue the school for not making me pay attention in class.
 
2008-11-29 06:39:22 AM
Drunken+Iowa+housewife+toilet=Sproioioioing?

Really?
 
2008-11-29 06:40:47 AM
FTFA: "I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Remind me to use this quote when someone tries to argue that Atheists are amoral.
 
2008-11-29 06:42:23 AM
whore.
 
2008-11-29 06:44:16 AM
Did she catch any foul balls?
 
2008-11-29 06:49:27 AM
I missed this story first time around. Is she hot? There are a lot of humongous heifers in Iowa but there are a bunch of hotties too. How drunk was the guy doing her? I need pics.
 
2008-11-29 06:49:33 AM
CayceP: "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Sounds like someone was trying to not only find God in the bathroom stall, but it also sounds like she was trying for another kid or two.

It's so nice when you can multitask!
 
2008-11-29 06:49:45 AM
CayceP: Gah, this is why (especially ultra conservative) people seem to have so many hangups about sex. Them church-goin' folk only fark with their socks on and the lights off.

Nope, it's actually the combination of depraved behavior plus denial that does it.

Sin on Saturday, Redemption on Sunday ...
 
2008-11-29 06:49:50 AM
"I go to church every Sunday."

And that's exactly the reason she's trying to cover this shiat up.
 
2008-11-29 06:54:25 AM
nucal:
Sin on Saturday, Redemption on Sunday ...


We used to refer to that as sowing your wild oats on Saturday night and praying for a crop failure on Sunday morning.
 
2008-11-29 06:57:39 AM
Ahh...those farm girls. Built for power, not for speed.
 
433
2008-11-29 06:58:04 AM
DslainteC: Once again, "Personal Responsibility" sits alone in a corner, hoping to be called upon, but sadly knows that it'll be ignored.

I think, too, that while the media has the legal right to report on whatever they like and examine any public record they like, that they ought to exercise some personal responsibility themselves and show some professionalism and class. This story isn't the best example, but so often an individual's private life is dragged out for public dissection when... I hate the news. This lady f*cked up. I bet she packs her bags regardless of the outcome.
 
2008-11-29 06:59:43 AM
Mr. Right: I missed this story first time around. Is she hot? There are a lot of humongous heifers in Iowa but there are a bunch of hotties too. How drunk was the guy doing her? I need pics.

She's actually kind of hot. I dunno - I've witnessed drunk chicks who just accepted the drilling as some sort of component of the drunken experience... not quite rape, but not anything I wanted any part of... maybe that's what happened to this chick.

I also had some 50 yr old grade school teacher who was smashed outta her mind by Del Mar Fairgrounds margaritas attempt to give me a handjob outside the bathroom at a Jimmy Buffet concert... and she had a nice skinny bod and her small titties were nice and perky so I don't wanna hear any crap from the peanut gallery.

And yes, I did talk her into giving me a ride to the bus stop in Oceanside so I could take the 305 back to Camp Pendleton, so it all worked out.
 
2008-11-29 07:04:37 AM
Is it possible that she was drinking something (perhaps soda), and somebody slipped her a Mickey, as it used to be called?

I mean, unlike all the rest of you, I wasn't there, so I'd have to reserve judgement.
 
2008-11-29 07:05:11 AM
Damnit, holdeestrufs--I've been wondering where my mom disappeared to at that Buffet concert.

/had to call a cab
 
2008-11-29 07:09:21 AM
she hasn't hurt anyone. so fine her five dollars and let her go home
 
2008-11-29 07:11:20 AM
nucal: Nope, it's actually the combination of depraved behavior plus denial that does it.

I would argue it's the self-righteousness more than anything. Considering how many fundie churches have stressed the crucifixion/redemption angle to be THE most important message of Christianity, none of Christ's teachings -- like how to respect others -- has any relevance anymore.

Plenty of people are content doing whatever the hell they want to, comfortable in the fact that Jesus will forgive them and they'll still get to go to Heaven for being total assholes. Who needs self-awareness, empathy, compassion, or social or personal reponsibility when all you need to get to Heaven is to believe that Jesus died for your sins?

If there is a God, and this is truly the case, Heaven is going to full of total dicks.
 
433
2008-11-29 07:11:41 AM
mdalli: Is it possible that she was drinking something (perhaps soda), and somebody slipped her a Mickey, as it used to be called?
I mean, unlike all the rest of you, I wasn't there, so I'd have to reserve judgement.


I was there. She was totally asking for it. She was dressed way too slutty to be in a stadium like that I mean come on!
 
433
2008-11-29 07:13:20 AM
VwlssWndr: If there is a God, and this is truly the case, Heaven is going to full of total dicks.

Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a man to enter Heaven. Start exercising after the holidays.
 
2008-11-29 07:14:03 AM
Heh. It's weird. Listening to the radio the other day, there was a woman that called in about this story. According to her, the guy that was involved had made a bet with the womans husband. The winner was supposedly given the right to fark the others wife/girlfriend. Supposedly, both women were on board with it.

Call me nuts...but I wouldn't be surprised if it were honestly true.
 
2008-11-29 07:30:48 AM
CayceP: FTFA:

Also FTFA: "I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

.


I don't get how her piety is supposed to exonerate her? Is she implying that she gets enough nooky at church on Sunday, thus doesn't need to boink at other times of the week/in other locales?
 
2008-11-29 07:32:33 AM
www.inquisitr.com

How YOU doin' Lois?
 
2008-11-29 07:37:58 AM
In a stadium toilet? Now I haven't been to the Metrodome, but based on using the toilets in several major baseball and football stadiums, I can conclude that it would take more than alcohol to get me to consider having sex in one of them.

/how would one do it with a game on? you have to wait for 15 minutes just to take a leak.
 
2008-11-29 07:42:23 AM
@ Dancin...

I would.

/
 
2008-11-29 07:46:29 AM
We were talking about this at work, Supposedly one of the wet feed truck drivers that came in is the woman's brother in law. (His exact words "that woman's my wife's sister.. so she's my sister in law by marriage." /I love Iowa
 
2008-11-29 07:48:16 AM
Why is SHE the one who is being written about, has lost her job, has pictures plastered on the internet?

Where's the guy?


...oh yeah.
 
2008-11-29 07:52:22 AM
433: VwlssWndr: If there is a God, and this is truly the case, Heaven is going to full of total dicks.

Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a man to enter Heaven. Start exercising after the holidays.


Not that I'm Ned Flanders or anything, but in the quote you reference, Jesus was talking about "rich man". Get it right.

/Also attends church, is really excited about this year's Christmas play. Yay Jesus!
 
2008-11-29 07:53:33 AM
Iowa fans keeping it classy.

/hawk fan
//waiting to see what bowl we go to.
///watchout whatever city we come to. Fark party ready made.
 
2008-11-29 08:12:51 AM
cats4rent: she hasn't hurt anyone. so fine her five dollars and let her go home

if she's fugly & was doing the sweaty flopsquats in front of you , id call that grievous bodily (eyes) harm
 
2008-11-29 08:14:18 AM
433: VwlssWndr: If there is a God, and this is truly the case, Heaven is going to full of total dicks.

Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a man to enter Heaven. Start exercising after the holidays.


you forgot it is not "for a man to enter Heaven" but for a rich man to enter Heaven."
 
2008-11-29 08:14:42 AM
Oh No Melon: Why is SHE the one who is being written about, has lost her job, has pictures plastered on the internet?

Where's the guy?


...oh yeah.



Busy getting high fives.
 
2008-11-29 08:15:59 AM
She got her 15 minutes in, either release a video or move on. With all of the other crap going on in this world I don't see why it's such a big damned deal.
 
2008-11-29 08:23:26 AM
Does the guy get the luckiest guy in Iowa award?
She loves her kids and she will see them every weekend.
 
2008-11-29 08:34:59 AM
Oh No Melon: Why is SHE the one who is being written about, has lost her job, has pictures plastered on the internet?

Where's the guy?


...oh yeah.



I hear that the guy is going to be the subject of the butter sculpture at next year's Iowa State Fair.
 
2008-11-29 08:35:06 AM
i215.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-29 08:37:51 AM
Giggity Lois

i80.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-29 08:38:51 AM
433: DslainteC: Once again, "Personal Responsibility" sits alone in a corner, hoping to be called upon, but sadly knows that it'll be ignored.

I think, too, that while the media has the legal right to report on whatever they like and examine any public record they like, that they ought to exercise some personal responsibility themselves and show some professionalism and class. This story isn't the best example, but so often an individual's private life is dragged out for public dissection when... I hate the news. This lady f*cked up. I bet she packs her bags regardless of the outcome.


Yeah, but what's she gonna say to her husband who was waiting patiently for her in their seats??
What would you say to your wife?

The News Media is a machine that has to report 24/7/365.
This is the result.
 
2008-11-29 08:44:28 AM
just_dis_guy:
/how would one do it with a game on? you have to wait for 15 minutes just to take a leak.


No matter how many are on line at the mens restroom, if you show up with a woman and say the two of you plan to fark in the handicapped stall, and will let others watch, you'll quickly get moved to the front of the line.
 
2008-11-29 08:48:47 AM
just_dis_guy: In a stadium toilet? Now I haven't been to the Metrodome, but based on using the toilets in several major baseball and football stadiums, I can conclude that it would take more than alcohol to get me to consider having sex in one of them.

Ever have to take a dump during a sporting event? Not a lot of fun. The last time I had to go during a Braves game at Turner Field, the toilet next to me started flooding and I had to straighten my knees to keep my pants from getting wet. Try wiping and then getting your pants back on while doing that sometime ...
 
2008-11-29 08:54:28 AM
Hey, to you guys who think that evangelical christians are all a bunch of liars who believe you can act any way you want to as long as you "have Jesus," I'd just like to say this:

Any pastor who is honest with his flock preaches that accepting Jesus as your LORD and savior (you don't get the savior bit without accepting Jesus as being in charge of your life and your death (that's what "Lord" means)) results in a LIFE-CHANGE. Honest Pastors point out that, if you have Jesus, then your life cannot help but be changed, and if your life isn't changed, then it's a real safe bet that you don't have Jesus.

People usually don't like to hear that because of the whole "don't judge" thing. It is, as you say, a personal responsibility issue. Gotta look at your own life and see if you've made a change to live for the Lord, and if not, well, you might want to consider making that change. Or investing in asbestos undies.

/oops
//I went all judgemental
 
2008-11-29 08:55:53 AM
Nice, subby. I'm so farking sick of hearing "Someone slipped me something. No... I'm serious. I was seriously rufied."

No, you farking weren't. Someone claims this 10,000 times a day all over the country. There aren't enough pills to bare this out. Rohypnol is extremely rare. You got drunk and made a decision you now regret. It's okay; we've all done it once or twice. Bootstraps, biatch. Let me show you them.
 
2008-11-29 08:59:19 AM
Dadx6: Hey, to you guys who think that evangelical christians are all a bunch of liars who believe you can act any way you want to as long as you "have Jesus," I'd just like to say this:

Any pastor who is honest with his flock preaches that accepting Jesus as your LORD and savior (you don't get the savior bit without accepting Jesus as being in charge of your life and your death (that's what "Lord" means)) results in a LIFE-CHANGE. Honest Pastors point out that, if you have Jesus, then your life cannot help but be changed, and if your life isn't changed, then it's a real safe bet that you don't have Jesus.

People usually don't like to hear that because of the whole "don't judge" thing. It is, as you say, a personal responsibility issue. Gotta look at your own life and see if you've made a change to live for the Lord, and if not, well, you might want to consider making that change. Or investing in asbestos undies.

/oops
//I went all judgemental


1) It sure is convenient how your model doesn't predict anything, but claims retroactive prophetic knowledge.

2) Don't have six kids. You're the reason the economy sucks. Read the Thomas Malthus entry in Wikipedia.
 
2008-11-29 08:59:38 AM
Dadx6: Hey, to you guys who think that evangelical christians are all a bunch of liars who believe you can act any way you want to as long as you "have Jesus," I'd just like to say this:

Any pastor who is honest with his flock preaches that accepting Jesus as your LORD and savior (you don't get the savior bit without accepting Jesus as being in charge of your life and your death (that's what "Lord" means)) results in a LIFE-CHANGE. Honest Pastors point out that, if you have Jesus, then your life cannot help but be changed, and if your life isn't changed, then it's a real safe bet that you don't have Jesus.

People usually don't like to hear that because of the whole "don't judge" thing. It is, as you say, a personal responsibility issue. Gotta look at your own life and see if you've made a change to live for the Lord, and if not, well, you might want to consider making that change. Or investing in asbestos undies.

/oops
//I went all judgemental


No TRUE Scotsman Christian would act like that...
 
2008-11-29 09:16:14 AM
charlatan brown: Oh No Melon: Why is SHE the one who is being written about, has lost her job, has pictures plastered on the internet?

Where's the guy?


...oh yeah.


Busy getting high fives.


maybe the guy is not on the news because he's keeping quiet and not trying to claim that something was slipped in his drink? Ever think of that?

It's like people who biatched about Joe the Plumber getting vetted by the news. Poor Joe, why didn't the media leave him alone even though he did dozens of interviews, campaigned for McCain and built his own website?

LEAVE JOE THE PLUMBER ALONE!!

/what were we talking about again?
 
2008-11-29 09:17:18 AM
While religious hypocrisy is always amusing and fun to rip on, this gal's attitudes are really more in line with women trying to dodge personal responsibility and society letting them.

She'll work hard to spin this around as "rape" or some type of "assault", possibly ruining a random drunken dude's life because she was plowed while being plowed.. in a metrodome bathroom.
 
2008-11-29 09:19:27 AM
Oh No Melon: Why is SHE the one who is being written about, has lost her job, has pictures plastered on the internet?

Where's the guy?


...oh yeah.



Ummm because she's the one claiming she was drugged, asshat. If the party with the poker claimed he was drugged, he'd be in the news. Quick now...what is 2+2?
 
2008-11-29 09:22:52 AM
I agree with the people in here who are calling foul on this story being reported. Who cares? This woman screwed up, but damn why don't we just brand her with a giant letter A and be done with it.

Also, a bathroom at a major league stadium. Ewww, jeebus that's sick. Although I once heard an amorous couple going at it beside the dumpster outside my apartment building once, so I guess when the mood strikes.
 
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