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(Some Guy) Boobies From Russia with love: for those who value the beautiful erotic (not safe for work)   (assolmax.ru) divider line 93
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OBB
2003-01-13 10:48:57 AM
Тuпuрь много котят fмрfт!
 
2003-01-13 11:41:03 AM
Vote for me!! (please?)

/no reason.
 
2003-01-13 12:52:46 PM
Numberz if you would have given me a reason, any reason I would have voted for you. But without a reason I just can't do it.
 
2003-01-13 01:00:30 PM
A vote for me is a vote for kitten killing! And these are perfect kitten killing material!!
 
2003-01-13 02:18:18 PM
Finally a boobies link with voting. Thank God, I've been praying for this for ages
 
2003-01-13 04:29:13 PM

Bobby Brown says "I'm about ta hit that!"
 
2003-01-13 05:42:48 PM
Mmm, Aria Giovanni. The sign of a good Boobies link ;-)
 
2003-01-13 05:45:43 PM
My little girls were terribly upset about a dead Calico kitten next to the road near my neighborhood this morning. The incident prompted my seven year old to ask me, "Why does God let bad things like this happen?" (no joke)

So, enjoy your Boobies link. Just keep in mind that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten which in turn, traumatizes a child.
 
2003-01-14 12:37:21 AM
There are a whole lot of boobies in this link. Bravo!
 
2003-01-14 01:33:48 AM
Tenth post! Vote for #10
 
2003-01-14 01:35:43 AM


Hadda do it.
 
2003-01-14 01:35:46 AM
A vote for me is a vote for traumatizing children.
 
2003-01-14 01:35:54 AM
Chief Ooga Chaka like large breasted woman. Link however not for little Chief. Little Chief must not visit such site.
 
2003-01-14 01:36:08 AM
beautiful boobies. only in america!
 
2003-01-14 01:38:03 AM
Oh, yeah...they're hitting it big time.
 
2003-01-14 01:38:39 AM


And they're still hitting it...
 
2003-01-14 01:38:51 AM
What?? Farked already?
 
2003-01-14 01:39:31 AM

I'd hit it!
 
2003-01-14 01:39:38 AM
hypnotic, to this day, darkjohnson.

a vote for me is a vote for darkjohnson!

heh
 
2003-01-14 01:39:45 AM
AAAAAGH!
Farked already!

no voting
 
2003-01-14 01:40:36 AM
DarkJohnson, you spent a little while on that huh?
 
GCD
2003-01-14 01:40:47 AM
916 clicks and farked already?

Well, it's at least slow...

A vote for me is a vote for better porn servers!
 
2003-01-14 01:42:02 AM
Traumatizing the children? FARK the children!!!

How many of them would even be alive if it weren't for porn and it's arousal benefits? Not too many, I betcha. So, kids, let the Farkers kill their kittens and you go play Yu-Gi-Oh, ok?

Little Chief visit site anyway, when Big Chief not around...sees lots of flesh. Him likee. Whoops, not supposed to say that.
 
2003-01-14 01:42:30 AM
Not nearly enough of you voted for this photoshop when it first appeared.

This will be your final chance to make up for it.
 
2003-01-14 01:43:18 AM
i love russia.
 
2003-01-14 01:43:25 AM
Ka-chonnggg! Farked.

I don't even know why I click boobie links anymore. It's like God smiting the smut peddlers.
 
2003-01-14 01:45:09 AM
yeeep. it's farked...so that means everone needs to stop clicking it.

/allll mine
 
2003-01-14 01:46:42 AM
Vote for me and this Sexy redhead

/blatently stealing from totalfark.

NSFW!!
 
2003-01-14 01:47:40 AM
My best friend had sex with a Russian chick once. You know what she said, brother?

"I must break you."

Scary, little Fark-a-maniacs.
 
2003-01-14 01:48:15 AM
Damn, JohnDX. I'd vote for her all night long. Then, I'd make her breakfast.
 
2003-01-14 01:49:14 AM
Or......the Sexy Sofia


NSFW
 
2003-01-14 01:50:31 AM
are kids made from donated sperm traumatized the same by dead kittens that non sperm bank kids? if so, can a kid be traumatized by the kitten that died while he was being squirted into a cup?
 
2003-01-14 01:50:34 AM
JOHNDX to the rescue!

nice save.
 
2003-01-14 01:51:05 AM
Kekko_Kamen - actually maybe 20 minutes. I did it a while back for a Pshop thread. It's pretty easy once you know the ropes.

dj
 
2003-01-14 01:53:05 AM
DarkJohnson, did you use the new DaBoobiesBounce PhotoShop filter for that?
 
2003-01-14 01:53:06 AM
20 minutes is what I figured. But you did seem to have the jigglage down pretty good, which is why I asked ;)
 
2003-01-14 01:53:59 AM
Since this link doesn't work for me either....Russians...feh..

Howza bout some Twin lesbians!


Totally NSFW

Oh yeah...vote for me, I'll keep going.
 
2003-01-14 01:55:35 AM
Man...that chick is soooo damn sexy Dark
Johnson
 
2003-01-14 01:55:54 AM
Wow, I wonder if they got a discount by purchasing four identical implants.
 
2003-01-14 02:00:01 AM
Yummy. Working for me and many, many boobies :)
 
2003-01-14 02:01:50 AM

I'D HIT IT!
 
2003-01-14 02:04:26 AM
MsPentyuth naw, just got my young stripper wife to let me study the behavior...over and over again.

That filter sounds like it would take all the fun out of it.

dj
 
2003-01-14 02:04:28 AM
01-14-03 01:53:05 AM MsPentyuth
DarkJohnson, did you use the new DaBoobiesBounce PhotoShop filter for that?

That made me spit the *carbonated beverage of my choice* all over the damn place. I needed that, after that Albert Fish article from the russian mane-beef thread.
 
2003-01-14 02:05:14 AM
Yeah...it works better if you 'don't go through Fark...

here

Nice boobies link...

NSFW
 
2003-01-14 02:05:50 AM
damnit, must get off soon.
err, get off work soon.
 
2003-01-14 02:06:25 AM
Ugh...won't link..

here...

http://assolmax.ru/nakedstars/erotic/?inc=files&page=20

there are 53 pages, change the "20" to a number between 1 and 53..

have fun.
 
2003-01-14 02:07:07 AM
err...that would be man-beef. I know, a mane is what a horsey has.
 
2003-01-14 02:07:10 AM
Something I've never understood about FARK ...

It would appear that people have clicked the link to view voting results for this thread more than 2500 times at this point, but the leading vote-getter only has three votes. What gives? It's like this with the pshops too -- thousands of views, hundreds of votes. C'mon farkers, rock the vote!
 
2003-01-14 02:09:40 AM
I was there!! Man, the Boobies...all sizes, all colors...all flavors...it was like, magical. Then it got farked. Totally farked...why Fark, why? Why did you torture me with fresh...oh wait, it loaded. Excuse me, back to the Boobies. You can't right click though.

Ah well, wonder would Teleport Pro work?

Heres a SFW(sorta) for the workers:

http://assolmax.ru/nakedstars/erotic/files.php?name=x-02calAutoOggi.jpg
 
2003-01-14 02:13:35 AM
Teleport Pro wouldn't jive for me because of the javascript. I had to hack my vbs to get them =)
 
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