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(Journal Times)   News: 18-year-old male tries to impress 14-year-old female at a party. Durrr: Playing with a gun, he accidentally shoots her in the leg. Fark: She doesn't report it until the next day at school   (journaltimes.com) divider line 101
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2008-11-28 10:41:26 AM
Meh. Racine is directly below Milwaukee.... so they're sort of like the runoff from Milwaukee.
 
2008-11-28 01:54:22 PM
So when are they getting married?
 
2008-11-28 02:06:36 PM
I always say that there's no match like alcohol and guns.
 
2008-11-28 02:47:54 PM
This kid should consider himself lucky the bullet didn't destroy his junk when it discharged.
 
2008-11-28 03:46:35 PM
What is it with idiots with guns today?
 
2008-11-28 03:46:57 PM
I read on Fark that Obama was going to take away all the guns, so what the hell is taking so long? And don't give me that "he's not the president yet" excuse.
 
2008-11-28 03:48:39 PM
Aarontology: This kidWe should consider himself ourselves unlucky the bullet didn't destroy his junk when it discharged.


FTFY
 
2008-11-28 03:48:44 PM
This is why
1, you should teach your kidsw to respect guns
2. You should lock your firearms up when away from home.
 
2008-11-28 03:49:22 PM
She'll make a good wife someday.
 
2008-11-28 03:49:37 PM
Oh I've had that happen. They eventually grow out of it.

/wait, what?
 
Tui
2008-11-28 03:49:39 PM
She snitched...it won't be a grazing next time.
 
2008-11-28 03:51:18 PM
Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

It's usually the idiots who have the guns in the first place.
 
2008-11-28 03:52:17 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

It's usually the idiots who have the guns in the first place.


And we're off!
 
2008-11-28 03:52:34 PM
Ugh, Racine. It's like a small town from way up north that was somehow transplanted to where it actually is.
 
2008-11-28 03:52:54 PM
I'm guessing he didn't mean to fire that soon? How embarrassing.
 
2008-11-28 03:54:43 PM
He is charged with first-degree reckless endangerment of safety with a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon, possession of a firearm by an adjudged delinquent and three counts of bail jumping, all as a repeat offender.

Dude! How do you shoot a chick in the leg and just go about your business?

Eh, get a grip... I do that shiat all the time.
 
2008-11-28 03:55:45 PM
Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

Responsible and sensible gun owners tend to not appear in the news?

It's like how media sources always find a semi-literate trailer denizen with his/her hair in rollers for tornado stories. You never see that Ivy educated architect that can't get work from the same trailer park.*

*Disclaimer: The above example is a generalization and should not be taken as a sample of what constitutes life in tornado alley.
 
2008-11-28 03:57:27 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

It's usually the idiots who have the guns in the first place.


*adopts western tough-guy voice*

You trollin me, boy?
 
2008-11-28 03:58:13 PM
News: 18-year-old male tries to impress 14-year-old female at a party.

Shouldn't that be "Not news"?
 
2008-11-28 03:59:31 PM
I don't think we should be so quick to call him a dumbass until we see pics of the girl.
 
2008-11-28 04:01:01 PM
Would it really be news if an 18 year odl was trying to impress a 14 year old at a party?
 
2008-11-28 04:01:22 PM
"'Scuse me while I whip this out"
 
2008-11-28 04:01:24 PM
Theological Farker: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

It's usually the idiots who have the guns in the first place.

*adopts western tough-guy voice*

You trollin me, boy?


A lot of people who buy guns just have them laying around the house. It's almost like they use them for decorating. When you have a kid, how wise do you think it is to have a gun around, let alone many guns? People who have guns should have a safe for the gun. That way your kid can't get at it, and your wife can't get at it when she tried to kill you after discovering lipstick on your shirt.
 
2008-11-28 04:03:20 PM
Hit me with your best shot, fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
2008-11-28 04:03:47 PM
I guess "Chip" Cheney's new girlfriend is gonna grow up to be a lawyer in Texas.
 
2008-11-28 04:04:04 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Theological Farker: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Theological Farker: What is it with idiots with guns today?

It's usually the idiots who have the guns in the first place.

*adopts western tough-guy voice*

You trollin me, boy?

A lot of people who buy guns just have them laying around the house. It's almost like they use them for decorating. When you have a kid, how wise do you think it is to have a gun around, let alone many guns? People who have guns should have a safe for the gun. That way your kid can't get at it, and your wife can't get at it when she tried to kill you after discovering lipstick on your shirt.


Yep and that's why the idiot in TFA took it out of a lockbox. I'm not inclined to fault the owner of the firearm in this case. His moron grandchild on the other hand.

/Keep mine locked up when not in use with the ammunition separate.
//Sadly in the minority on that
 
2008-11-28 04:04:18 PM
underage drinking party
 
2008-11-28 04:05:45 PM
Although, looking back on it, there were a few times at high school parties I remember staring blankly while some 15-year old girl blabbered on and on for a half an hour until I wanted to pop a cap in her knee. Just never actually did it.

/If I could turn back time...
//Nah, i ouldn't carry a gun anyway
//Maybe chloroform
 
2008-11-28 04:06:20 PM
But did he actually impress her?
 
2008-11-28 04:08:01 PM
knightofargh

Yep and that's why the idiot in TFA took it out of a lockbox. I'm not inclined to fault the owner of the firearm in this case. His moron grandchild on the other hand.

Not that good of a lockbox. TFA says the owner was out of town, probably feels like an idiot for letting their grandkid know where the key to the house and/or gun safe was.
 
2008-11-28 04:09:17 PM
This is why guns should be illegal.
 
2008-11-28 04:09:41 PM
knightofargh:
/Keep mine locked up when not in use with the ammunition separate.
//Sadly in the minority on that

What good is an unloaded gun when you want to shoot somebody?
 
2008-11-28 04:11:31 PM
HoboSong: This is why guns should be illegal.

Ok we need to also outlaw cars, knives, fire, skateboards, roller blades, oh and being a teenage male. This isn't a gun issue this is a teenage boy trying to get laid issue.
 
2008-11-28 04:12:15 PM
daverrod: pics of

ICHTST
 
2008-11-28 04:12:41 PM
Dude ... she's 14.
 
2008-11-28 04:13:03 PM
globalwarmingpraiser

2. You should lock your firearms up when away from home and not tell your 14 year old grandkid where the key is

FTFY.
 
2008-11-28 04:13:24 PM
HoboSong: This is why guns should be illegal.

I think it would be easier to outlaw morons.
 
2008-11-28 04:14:05 PM
Baby Diego: globalwarmingpraiser

2. You should lock your firearms up when away from home and not tell your 14 year old grandkid where the key is

FTFY.


Very true.
 
2008-11-28 04:14:10 PM
She didn't report it until the next day BECAUSE SHE WAS UNDERAGE DRINKING AND HAD TO SOBER UP FIRST.
 
2008-11-28 04:14:18 PM
Baby Diego

18 year old grandkid

FTFM.
 
2008-11-28 04:15:11 PM
Theological Farker: HoboSong: This is why guns should be illegal.

I think it would be easier totoo outlaw moroans.


Sorry, pet peeve
 
2008-11-28 04:15:47 PM
HoboSong: This is why guns should be illegal.

Guns shouldn't be illegal. You'll be glad they aren't when the zombie attack begins. Stupid people having guns is the issue here. To have a gun, you should have to pass a test, like when you get your driver's license. Except with this test, if you score less than a 90% you can't have a gun, not yours.
 
2008-11-28 04:16:02 PM
globalwarmingpraiser: HoboSong: This is why guns should be illegal.

Ok we need to also outlaw cars, knives, fire, skateboards, roller blades, oh and being a teenage male. This isn't a gun issue this is a teenage boy trying to get laid issue.


Sorry, I didnt realize that cars,skateboards,etc.. were specifically designed to hurt or kill people.
 
2008-11-28 04:16:15 PM
Theological Farker: I think it would be easier to outlaw morons.

Fine, but where we would Farkers be without them?
 
2008-11-28 04:17:24 PM
He'd hit it.
 
2008-11-28 04:17:29 PM
Jesus gun people. We do everything we can to support you and your gun fantasys..Carry that shiat to your grave..We don't care what toys you die with.

Just stop shooting yourselves and your family. Stop shooting friends as well.

Stop acting like chldren..(I "Need" this Gun to protect myself)

You don't need shiat
 
2008-11-28 04:17:34 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: A lot of people who buy guns just have them laying around the house. It's almost like they use them for decorating. When you have a kid, how wise do you think it is to have a gun around, let alone many guns?

See, I have the HARDEST time understanding this. Let me qualify, all but one gun is locked 24/7, and the one that is not is only not when it's within my reach. However...I grew up in a house with no less than 30 guns. All kept locked and unloaded except for one. Kept on the top shelf in my dads closet.As long as I can remember, I've always known where it was. However, ALSO as long as I can remember I've handled guns. I have vivid memories as 4 year old...yes FOUR...shooting the 22 at pop cans with dad. As a result, "don't do stupid shiat with guns" is as second nature to me as eating a piece of cake. It's like I grew up on another planet. Really trips me out when I see people who act like just by LOOKING at a gun they'll catch teh AIDS or something.

/also started driving the plow truck at the age of 6. That's right. SIX.
//my lawn, OFF
 
2008-11-28 04:17:56 PM
Baby Diego: knightofargh

Yep and that's why the idiot in TFA took it out of a lockbox. I'm not inclined to fault the owner of the firearm in this case. His moron grandchild on the other hand.

Not that good of a lockbox. TFA says the owner was out of town, probably feels like an idiot for letting their grandkid know where the key to the house and/or gun safe was.


Didn't say it was a good lockbox, just acknowledged its existence. Hopefully they nail the kid for B&E since he wasn't there with permission. Maybe I'm overreacting as the kid appears to be a proud member of the FFA (Future Felons of America).
 
2008-11-28 04:18:58 PM
I hate hand guns. Don't want they around me at all. There are just enough morans out there that you can't have nice things.

However, if you are going to have a mix of kids and guns around, it is absolutely imperative that they have some serious firearm education, maybe even a federal requirement for formal firearm education.

It sure is hard to reconcile that people should have the right and ability to defend themselves (which is important in today's America), and see too many cases of idiotic gun violence.

I have considered buying a gun from time to time, but figure I am more likely to get shot with my own gun that any other gun.
 
2008-11-28 04:19:13 PM
I'm not entirely sure why there's a crime here. Except for the bail jumping, he's screwed on that.
 
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