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(Yahoo)   Russian man kills and prepares drinking buddy   ( divider line
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11664 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2003 at 1:08 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-13 11:26:43 AM  
MMMMM! Pass the Phil.
2003-01-13 11:46:17 AM  
It was not clear whether the man ate his friend before he was arrested.

Have him take a Urie-nalasis test.
2003-01-13 12:40:14 PM  
So...why is cannibilism the new hot thing? Seems like every where you look nowadays, somebody is eating some body.
2003-01-13 12:52:05 PM  
Seriously - how would one select the proper/best parts of a human to ingest? What's it taste like? Is it fishy like some other parts?
2003-01-13 01:10:38 PM  
Just set it and forget it
2003-01-13 01:11:23 PM  
Wait a minute, this isn't a Russian - English Dictionary.

It's a cook book! It's a cook book!
2003-01-13 01:13:06 PM  
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man who murdered his friend in a drunken argument and then minced and flavored his body for a meal, was jailed for 12 years, Interfax news agency reported.

12 years?!?! What's the penalty for robbing a bank? A $30 fine??
2003-01-13 01:14:10 PM  
nice to get an unusual story to wake me up, but this is so weird, how does a person get to a level of weird as this? "hmm, I just keilled this person, might as well not let the meat go to waste?"
2003-01-13 01:15:39 PM  
PETA herds to it's next target.
2003-01-13 01:15:49 PM  
Waste not, want not.

Or something similar.
2003-01-13 01:15:55 PM  
You just call on me, friend / When you don't need your hand / We all need somebody, to feeeeed on...
2003-01-13 01:16:28 PM  
12 years?? Damn, and I thought O.J. got off easy.
2003-01-13 01:17:03 PM  
Well, it's just refreshing to read about someone eating their friend... as opposed to just some stranger they picked off the internet.
2003-01-13 01:18:09 PM  
sounds like a good friend.
2003-01-13 01:18:25 PM  
I ate my wife.

/sexual joke
2003-01-13 01:18:51 PM  
Depending on how athletic the person was, I'd think that the calf muscle, maybe the upper arms muscles, or some other large muscle would be a good choice. Thin sliced, seasoned with a little montreal steak seasoning, grilled, and served with carmelized onions and mashed potatos.

As far as taste it tastes kinda beefy. Er, well I mean to say that I've heard it I'd imagine it tastes beefy.

*looks around*
*runs away*
2003-01-13 01:19:11 PM  
Where was the siberia?

From what I recall there was alot of reports of cannibalism from russia.. usually in the shiatty parts where food is scarce.
2003-01-13 01:19:23 PM  
What wine goes with `pissed up Russian'?
2003-01-13 01:20:41 PM  
Kick it up a notch!!!

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2003-01-13 01:21:09 PM  
He ate him with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Smirnoff
2003-01-13 01:21:33 PM  
Bump: tastes like chicken. Or so I'm told. Would you like thighs with that, sir?

And any cook knows you don't wrap the entire thing in bay leaves. Three bay leaves is lots to season a Russsian.
2003-01-13 01:21:42 PM  
tastes like chicken?
2003-01-13 01:22:25 PM filter. excellent *twiddles fingers*
2003-01-13 01:22:33 PM  
I believe pig mussle (pork) is the closest to human. The forensic scientists use pork to test balistics to compare what it would do to humans.

Human the other other white meat. MMMmmm...
2003-01-13 01:22:43 PM  
I've heard we taste like pork. My friend keeps pet rats, and he'll feed them anything but pork, because he doesn't ever want them to get the idea that something that tastes like human flesh is good to snack on. Which makes sense, I guess. They haven't killed and eaten him yet.

Hmm. Okay, I'm done.
2003-01-13 01:23:48 PM  
"Not clear" whether he ate the guy or not?!
2003-01-13 01:23:50 PM  
Actually I've noticed that almost everybody in Europe gets 12 years for murder.
2003-01-13 01:24:41 PM  
Nightsweat: Mr. Serling would be proud.
2003-01-13 01:25:24 PM  
Russian Roasts Russian; Reuters Reports.
2003-01-13 01:27:06 PM  
PETA herds to it's next target.

I doubt it. PETA has problems with people eating animals. Nowhere in their propaganda does it say anything against eating humans.
2003-01-13 01:30:04 PM  
*wrinkles her nose... pushes her lunch away from her...*

Ant [TotalFark]
2003-01-13 01:30:47 PM  
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2003-01-13 01:32:34 PM  
bay leaves always add that special something to a meal
2003-01-13 01:35:13 PM, i think you are far from done on that one...
Pet rats...friend who thinks humans taste like dude, interesting buddy you got there.
Does he keep the rats kosher?
2003-01-13 01:35:43 PM  
Sometimes I get really hungry after a night of drinking, but I usually get take out or go to Denny's or something. Eating one of my friends just never really occured to me.
2003-01-13 01:35:49 PM  
Read this. I don't know how to create a link. Sorry, I'm stupid. WARNING: This is a very disturbing article.
2003-01-13 01:37:09 PM  
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2003-01-13 01:37:34 PM  
For those do it yourselfers.

This is a lovely step-by-step guide for the novice.
2003-01-13 01:38:10 PM  
VilleKing - try this. If you wanted the word "link" to link to your story, you'd put in:

<A HREF="">link</a>

The <A> and </A> tags bracket the word or words that are the link, the HREF="" is the location of the link.

<A HREF="url">linky-type words</a>
2003-01-13 01:39:18 PM  
Stop mincing words guys, uhh..

I bet there was no need do mince the liver.

'tsall I got.
2003-01-13 01:46:34 PM  
This many comments, and nothing about a Kobe beef comparison? Granted I don't think the Russians get as many massages as would be necessary, but for sheer alcohol content they must be as well marbled as beer swilling cows.
2003-01-13 01:49:30 PM  
01-13-03 01:35:13 PM ProvenItchFighter, i think you are far from done on that one...
Pet rats...friend who thinks humans taste like dude, interesting buddy you got there.
Does he keep the rats kosher?

He was actually my Sunday School teacher's brother, and he kept pet rats. He was also in law school. I couldn't make that up if I tried. He gave me a rat to keep as a pet. I named it Mouse, and Mouse was a good pet for 4 or 5 years. As to humans tasting like pork, I'm just repeating what the guy told me. I'm assuming he read it somewhere or something. I'm assuming.

[side note: when I say "great pet," I should quickly append to that "but WILL NOT EVER get you laid." There are lots of pets you can own that will make the babies think you are money. A rat is not one of them. There is no good way to tell a girl you have a rat. So just don't. If they ask, lie. SWEAR it's a hamster. They will buy it. Just don't ever, ever say the word "rat" and still hope to get laid, it ain't gonna happen. I speak from bitter, bitter experience here

2003-01-13 01:52:30 PM  
three words: Lawry's Seasoning Salt
2003-01-13 01:54:34 PM  
Alto..boy that was too much information...
I'm sure the rat thing doesnt if you swear its a gerbil and say your name is Richard, maybe you might get something going on. I'm not sure what...
2003-01-13 01:58:12 PM  
Mmmmm... drinking buddy.
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2003-01-13 01:58:49 PM  
It's times like this that I wish was still around.
2003-01-13 02:09:33 PM  
Pedophilia -> Old and busted
Cannibalism -> New hotness
2003-01-13 02:19:08 PM  
Quid pro quo comrade, quid pro quo
2003-01-13 02:26:43 PM  
WARNING: This is a very disturbing article.

Jesus H. Christ, you're not kidding. Horrifying.
2003-01-13 02:27:58 PM  

"Meat is meat, and mans' gotta eat !"

Name the movie.

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