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(WCBStv.com)   Good: Man flagged down by stranded blonde hottie in miniskirt. Bad: Woman tells him a man is pointing gun at him, superglues his hands to steering wheel. Worse: Takes his credit cards and departs   (wcbstv.com ) divider line
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2008-11-27 08:37:46 PM  
img252.imageshack.us

/approach with a cautious erection
 
2008-11-27 09:29:02 PM  
I never thought I'd be the source of ridicule in a fark link.

/ do you have any idea how hard it is to type with your hands covered in super glue?
 
2008-11-27 09:30:26 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I'd ask them to prove it by shooting out a headlight. wait five seconds, and if no gunshots ring out, floor it.

yeah, I know--I risk getting shot.

I'm a gambler that way.
 
2008-11-27 09:30:31 PM  

Barnacles!: /approach with a cautious erection


Well, I, umm...f-it, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-11-27 09:31:02 PM  
He's planning on driving by every day to see if she's there, so he can do it all over again.
 
2008-11-27 09:33:07 PM  
This is the dumbest article I have ever seen.
 
2008-11-27 09:33:56 PM  
Take my credit cards but not my departs!
 
2008-11-27 09:36:35 PM  
He was probably hoping it would play out like a porno. On the brightside, at least it didn't end up like a horror movie.
 
2008-11-27 09:38:09 PM  
Worstest: stupid use of played-out meme in headline.
 
2008-11-27 09:43:11 PM  
Of course when he tells the cops the story it's a hot blond in a miniskirt. It was NOT a tranny crackwhore.
 
2008-11-27 09:44:17 PM  
She departed, right there? What'd he do with the body?
 
2008-11-27 09:46:10 PM  
One time, two stranded girls needed a ride, I picked them up. As soon as they got in the back seat they started making out and got naked. After I dropped them off, I realized my wallet was missing.
The next day I bought 5 more wallets and went looking for them!
 
2008-11-27 09:49:45 PM  
I read that as "Man flogged down by stranded blonde in hottie in miniskirt."

What a disappointment that turned out to be...
 
2008-11-27 09:50:11 PM  
FTA: Nearly a year ago, a 10-year-old boy in Monterrey glued his hand to his bed so that he wouldn't have to go to school. Paramedics had to free him.

What the hell does that have to do with anything in the rest of the article?
 
2008-11-27 09:50:44 PM  
Too many "in"s in that last post. Oops.
 
2008-11-27 09:52:52 PM  

thalidomide new and improved: Maybe it's just me, but I'd ask them to prove it by shooting out a headlight. wait five seconds, and if no gunshots ring out, floor it.


After the 5 seconds was up I'd lay a savage beating on her.....
 
2008-11-27 09:53:11 PM  
www.foxmovies.com.au
//approves of gluing a man's hands to a steering wheel
 
2008-11-27 09:53:48 PM  

Cereal Fetish: FTA: Nearly a year ago, a 10-year-old boy in Monterrey glued his hand to his bed so that he wouldn't have to go to school. Paramedics had to free him.

What the hell does that have to do with anything in the rest of the article?


Glue.
 
2008-11-27 09:54:28 PM  
I immediately thought of Megan Fox too. Beat me to it. :P I'm a girl, and I even admit.. that scene is pretty hot.

www.cosmicconservative.com
 
2008-11-27 09:55:50 PM  
mom_dropped_me
Well, I, umm...f-it, I'll be in my bunk trunk.

..if I may take the liberty to adjust your statement to match the content, or at least the spirit, of that there article.

Or in other words: FTFY
 
2008-11-27 10:06:12 PM  

Jennytron: I immediately thought of Megan Fox too. Beat me to it. :P I'm a girl, and I even admit.. that scene is pretty hot.


Yeah, but you see, she's not a blond in that scene.
 
2008-11-27 10:11:27 PM  

ianjames: One time, two stranded girls needed a ride, I picked them up. As soon as they got in the back seat they started making out and got naked. After I dropped them off, I realized my wallet was missing.
The next day I bought 5 more wallets and went looking for them!


This has all the hallmarks and characteristics of a real story! So I conclude that it is a real story. Having done so, I no longer have in mind to tell you what an idiot you are for posting complete and utter BS because you aren't an idiot and it's not BS because it's - obviously - a real story! Couldn't not be...
 
2008-11-27 10:16:26 PM  
I had a comment here, but Barnacles!' post derailed my train of thought.
 
2008-11-27 10:19:28 PM  

mepiget: ianjames: One time, two stranded girls needed a ride, I picked them up. As soon as they got in the back seat they started making out and got naked. After I dropped them off, I realized my wallet was missing.
The next day I bought 5 more wallets and went looking for them!

This has all the hallmarks and characteristics of a real story! So I conclude that it is a real story. Having done so, I no longer have in mind to tell you what an idiot you are for posting complete and utter BS because you aren't an idiot and it's not BS because it's - obviously - a real story! Couldn't not be...


wowzers, man. I was so astonished for lack of words that I'm probably now the fourth person to point out your complete failure there. Get some sleep.
 
2008-11-27 10:23:51 PM  
When I think blonde hottie in a miniskirt, I automatically think "cheerleader". So this thread requires hot cheerleader pics.
 
2008-11-27 10:24:20 PM  
One time I picked up a complete skank of a hitch hiker, rough as a badgers arse she was. a couple of mins into the journey she told me that if I didn't give her some cash she'd report me for rape.. I just drove to my local cop shop and drove in cirlcles in the carpark beeping the horn till someone came out to investigate.. It would have had to been rape for me to have had sex with her.. as in her raping me! I still have nightmares about it.. no not being accused of rape... just of the thought of her naked..
 
2008-11-27 10:32:16 PM  
Made me think of this sexy scene (new window) in Taxi (the movie, not the TV show) featuring Gisele Bundchen and Jennifer Esposito
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2008-11-27 10:34:11 PM  

Barnacles!: /approach with a cautious erection


Is she wearing a caption necklace?
 
2008-11-27 10:56:20 PM  
Ain't shiat but hos and tricks.
 
2008-11-27 11:04:46 PM  
Could we please dispense with the term hottie?
 
2008-11-27 11:10:38 PM  
Sounds like every relationship I have ever had.
 
2008-11-28 12:00:03 AM  
I pulled over for a stranded hottie once. Took her to a gas station to get gas. Brought her back. Got a hug. Found a $5 bill in the center console that I didn't put there later.
 
2008-11-28 12:00:59 AM  
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

What cars may look like.
 
2008-11-28 12:12:25 AM  
Nothing says legal rape than that senerio. She's lucky.
 
2008-11-28 12:15:50 AM  
Good thing she hadn't read Spider Robinson's Night of Power.
 
2008-11-28 12:39:06 AM  
anyone else first think of george costanza on the subway?

/drta
 
2008-11-28 01:09:08 AM  

NoSkaOnTheRadio: I read that as "Man flogged down by stranded blonde in hottie in miniskirt."

What a disappointment that turned out to be...


Must have been something in the way it was written, or perhaps we're both just sick son of a biatches, I read the same thing and had to do a double take.

Additionally FTFA "Emergency officials freed his hands with a saline solution."

Who knew, thats a pro tip I'll have to write down.
 
2008-11-28 01:27:55 AM  
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 
2008-11-28 01:33:12 AM  
This is why you should never go to Mexico, pick up a hot blonde chick in a miniskirt, and then believe her when she says "my pimp is pointing a gun at you, put your hands on the steering wheel so you won't get killed," and then put your hands on the steering wheel.

I'm sure the real story is a lot more porno than he's saying, but that was the best he could come up with as he was driving through the Mexican desert with his hands glued to the steering wheel and his pants around his ankles.
 
2008-11-28 05:27:37 AM  
You all know that if she gave you a squeezer after she glued your hands you wouldn't care if you got robbed.
 
2008-11-28 08:09:40 AM  
I'm in Mexico right now with my hands glued to my iPod. It's not superglue.
 
2008-11-28 08:13:01 AM  
This will be an episode of CSI Miami in 5,4,3,2...
 
2008-11-28 10:03:55 AM  

Cereal Fetish: FTA: Nearly a year ago, a 10-year-old boy in Monterrey glued his hand to his bed so that he wouldn't have to go to school. Paramedics had to free him.

What the hell does that have to do with anything in the rest of the article?


I was thinking the same thing
 
2008-11-28 10:22:41 AM  

drestin: Made me think of this sexy scene (new window) in Taxi (the movie, not the TV show) featuring Gisele Bundchen and Jennifer Esposito


Damn you...damn you to hell! Now I have to work all day with that image in my mind...
 
2008-11-28 01:03:25 PM  
Serves the Save-A-Ho right.
 
2008-11-28 02:44:41 PM  

mepiget: ianjames: One time, two stranded girls needed a ride, I picked them up. As soon as they got in the back seat they started making out and got naked. After I dropped them off, I realized my wallet was missing.
The next day I bought 5 more wallets and went looking for them!

This has all the hallmarks and characteristics of a real story! So I conclude that it is a real story. Having done so, I no longer have in mind to tell you what an idiot you are for posting complete and utter BS because you aren't an idiot and it's not BS because it's - obviously - a real story! Couldn't not be...


Wow! you have never heard that joke before?? Or have you? cause you really didnt make any sense there.
 
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