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(Dayton Daily News)   Dennis Rodman misses being in spotlight. Assaults woman to keep name out there   ( ) divider line
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5849 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2003 at 4:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-13 02:13:32 PM  
Him and Tyson should move in together.
2003-01-13 04:21:32 PM  
Err...yikes. Anything to quell those gay rumors.
2003-01-13 04:42:44 PM  
TSG has it in 4...3...2...1
2003-01-13 04:42:48 PM  
I looked for a picture of Dennis Rodman, but all I got it this picture of Indiana Jones and some girl from BattleBots:
2003-01-13 04:43:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-13 04:45:30 PM  
A player got to exercise his pimp hand in order to keep his pimp hand strong.

Word to your beaten mother.
2003-01-13 04:46:04 PM  
Jesus, he's 41? I'm surprised somone that old still has the strength to beat his woman.
2003-01-13 04:46:56 PM  
Professional athletes beating women!?!! What the hell is going on here? Where am I? This is all so weird... and unexpected.
2003-01-13 04:47:07 PM  
My favorite Rodman story was when Carmen Electra dumped him because she came back to his hotel room to find him in bed with two chicks (one of whom was another playboy model). One of the chicks was wearing Rodman's t-shirt. When Electra went apeshiat and demanded to know what was going on his excuse was the timeless, the utterly brilliant, the so quick on his feet it's unreal: "I have no idea how these women got here?"

2003-01-13 04:47:18 PM  
I guess all publicity is good publicity.
2003-01-13 04:49:32 PM  
I'm glad they didn't attach a pic, cuz that dude gives me nightmares.
2003-01-13 04:49:36 PM  
Anyone remember when Dennis Rodman was that sort of quiet guy on the Pistons who's thuggish antics were overshadowed by Bill Laimbeer's.
2003-01-13 04:49:39 PM  

Next on Celebrity Boxing !

Dennis Rodman Vs. A Tesla Coil.
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2003-01-13 04:50:03 PM  
Where da white girls at?
2003-01-13 04:51:09 PM  
Self-assault's a crime now?
2003-01-13 04:51:45 PM  
how can any woman think hooking up with dennis could end happily?

2003-01-13 04:52:01 PM  
True, true...when a biatch get her shiat outta line, you gots ta get that shiat back in line. I mean, we talkin' bout a man's muthafarkin' bidness. You just don't fark wit a man bidness, 'less you want da bidness end of ma backhand. Ain't abuse...iss juss POLITICKIN'. Nawmsayn?
2003-01-13 04:53:40 PM  
2003-01-13 04:54:47 PM  
If her lip ain't split, you MUST aquit!
2003-01-13 04:56:09 PM  
no, no one know what you are saying
2003-01-13 04:56:41 PM  
CapnUgly, he said he is not gay. It is just experimenting.
huh? wha?
2003-01-13 04:57:52 PM  
"The unidentified woman called police from a pay phone near Pacific Coast Highway."

Credibility is off the charts...
2003-01-13 04:57:59 PM  
I coulda swore Dennis Rodman was dead. I would have bet money on it.

But I guess being dead and irrelevant are the same thing.
2003-01-13 04:58:12 PM  
he's gotta be just about desperate enough for FOX to stick him in their next reality show
i sure hope he's on minute 14 and counting
2003-01-13 04:58:21 PM  
Jesus8mydingdong: Woah. Good job, there. Auditioning for the Icy Hot Stuntaz, are we? Hehe.
2003-01-13 04:59:09 PM  
Nawmsayn = Nah, I'm Sawing
2003-01-13 04:59:55 PM  
I liked my title better,
"Dennis Rodman tired of dressing like a woman, is now attacking them."

Maybe I need to quit submitting earthlink links.
/walks away to ponder.....
2003-01-13 05:00:01 PM  
Nawmsayn = Does one know what I am saying?
2003-01-13 05:00:04 PM  
I like him as a basketball player. I miss seeing him go at it with Karl "I Aint Never Gonna Have A Chamionship Ring" Malone. He added an odd dimension to the league that was entertaining but he came with too much emotional baggage. He should move in with Tyson, OJ and Kato.
2003-01-13 05:02:24 PM  

2003-01-13 05:03:12 PM  
he's gotta be just about desperate enough for FOX to stick him in their next reality show

Wasn't he in that celebrity stunt show thing. I have a dim memory of him smacking into a cliff and laughing uncontrollably (me laughing, not Rodman). That may of course be wish fulfilment.
2003-01-13 05:03:56 PM  
I thought Rodman was just a really ugly woman!
2003-01-13 05:04:04 PM  
This one could also have used an obvious tag.
2003-01-13 05:04:21 PM  
Maveno...nice, albeit disturbing, rhyming.
2003-01-13 05:04:57 PM  
Since when is Dayton in California?
2003-01-13 05:05:32 PM  
Nawmsayn = No, I'm sane.

Stu-Pidaso: Ah..yeah..forgot about that. "Experimenting." To each his own.
wil [TotalFark]
2003-01-13 05:09:45 PM  
Is this all it takes to get back in the spotlight?

If I'd known it was so easy, I wouldn't have wasted all this time on the Internet.
2003-01-13 05:09:59 PM  
ProvenItchFighter Everyone needs a lil violence in their lives!

Oh, and I read your post the other day about that team that's known for some sort of dairy product. Thanks for not harrassing me! :) Ya FIB!
2003-01-13 05:11:11 PM  
What a helmet.
2003-01-13 05:11:54 PM  
Where are the boobies?????? Where are the boobies????????

We need a boobie link
2003-01-13 05:19:24 PM  
Yeah, Wil, it's simple these days. Have you seen the new reality show with ol' Corey Feldman? Looks like you can either lose your dignity by doing that, or just slap some poor woman's dignity out of her, and you're golden! Huzzah!
2003-01-13 05:27:13 PM  
Who would have thought that this conservative man was out of control enough to strike another human being? And one weaker than him at that?


Seriously though, I don't understand what brings people to think that fighting/violence is the way to solve anything. Just let it go, it isn't worth it. This woman will now be able to take whatever money he has left in the ensueing lawsuit.
2003-01-13 05:29:10 PM  
Allow me to ammend that earlier statement. Violence is not the way to solve domestic disputes. There are somethimes when one is compelled to fight to defend oneself or loved ones.
2003-01-13 05:30:19 PM  
I find it odd that we get our news about Dennis Rodman from a newspaper in Dayton OH...
2003-01-13 05:33:05 PM  
It's "Basketball Player Articles in Ohio Newspapers" Day, Byropyro. Didn't you get the memo?
2003-01-13 05:40:35 PM  
i hate it when im left out of the loop...
2003-01-13 05:59:57 PM  
I just read Tom Sizemore got busted for punching a 20 yr old in the face. Then he 'bawled like a baby' when the cops led him away in handcuffs. Guess they all don't like it as rough as Heidi.
2003-01-13 06:14:11 PM  
You gotta hand it to him, he finds a way for us to still talk about him...

da whench had it comin to her
2003-01-13 06:19:10 PM  
lol Wil

My dad works in Newport Beach and says he used to see Rodman all the time. And every time without exception, he was pacing around a parking lot yelling at someone on his cellphone (Rodman, not my dad).
2003-01-13 06:57:32 PM  
That man is a disgrace to my last name.
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