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(Something Awful)   Cliff Yablonski has updated his computer screen with four new pages of people he hates   ( divider line
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17753 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2003 at 7:42 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-14 12:50:59 PM  
Next to a picture of a fat woman at a computer:

2003-01-14 12:59:26 PM  
Godamn that's addictive... It's not even that funny, yet I intend to read them all before my lunch is over.

2003-01-14 01:08:33 PM  
Christ, who does he like? or who gives a fark about him?
2003-01-14 02:06:02 PM  
He who links from Something Awful is at best a

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2003-01-14 02:07:50 PM  
I LOGGED ON TO BEEF: For some reason that struck me as really funny. I'm working, and it keeps popping in to my head and making me laugh. My co workers think I'm nuts.
2003-01-14 02:08:05 PM  
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2003-01-14 02:28:26 PM  
Christ, who does he like?

No one, far as I can tell. That's what makes it so funny. If he only mocked fatties or goths or go-tards it wouldn't be as amusing. It's funny because no one is spared.

2003-01-14 02:56:36 PM  

That is so farking funny!!!

I love the "El Molestadore" bit.
2003-01-14 03:11:35 PM  
2003-01-14 03:54:25 PM  
Hello, I am that guy who doesn't do anything worthwhile so I go around badmouthing other peoples work.
Damn this link sure was SOMETHING AWFUL, geddit it's awful because that is the domain name. Did you see it at the top of the site!!!
2003-01-14 03:58:14 PM  
FaerieOfDeath, I think that gerbils in toliet tubes did it ten times better than both these sites!
2003-01-14 04:31:43 PM  
I wrote into "ask emily" i asked her to stop writing gay crap on something awful

other than her something awful is awesome!!

I kind of think emily is a made up character, it's actually lowtax playing a trick on all of us.. i dont think that there's actually a person so boring and not funny...

Anyone else with me on this theory??
2003-01-14 05:18:30 PM  
Or maybe Lowtax isn't as big a loser as you think he is, Lukeventura. Maybe Lowtax can actually pick up chicks, unlike some people here.

OMFG, when I said "chicks" I accidentally typed "cocks"! I'm sure glad I caught that. I type with one finger on each hand and I only look at the keyboard about half the time.
2003-01-14 06:04:46 PM
2003-01-14 06:10:58 PM  
emily is lowtax's woman I think. be nice or he will magically get your IP addy and ban you from something awful forums.

or he'll *think* he got it and ban some totally unrelated person from the something awful forums.

then post about here it and gloat, but not have any response when you tell him that no, they didn't ban you, they banned someone else, and besides you haven't been in the forums at SA since they were free, and all those ugly cat photoshops were going on , and people were all fighting over that chick who called herself sexkitten, and that 'artfag' was chief lame-o for having nothing to do but run her post count up every day.
2003-01-14 06:17:32 PM  
Hello, I am that guy who doesn't do anything worthwhile so I go around caring that someone is badmouthing other peoples work.
2003-01-14 06:26:51 PM  
MotherFarker = Lowtax??

I sure hope you don't ban me from SA forums, because then i won't be abe to send you $10 to post in it!!!
2003-01-14 08:09:47 PM  
Hey Cliff, It's good to see that they finally let your miserable ol drunk ass out of detox. I guess Whiskey Christmas would be an understatement?
2003-01-14 08:15:32 PM  
Oh yeah and where is my farking wheel barrow? Or did you pawn that to buy a pint of booze?
2003-01-14 08:56:24 PM  
2003-01-14 10:03:04 PM  
Wee! I submitted the Watermelon Guy picture.
2003-01-14 10:11:21 PM  
This is just a test to see if I can link a pic from SA...

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please ignore if unsuccessful
2003-01-14 10:19:19 PM  
Hey Cliff, get your wrinkly drunk old ass over here with my farking wheelbarrow! And stop talking to those little girls!
2003-01-14 10:42:25 PM  
Bring my god damned shovel back too!
2003-01-14 10:53:57 PM  
"Lenny, I think I made a poopie."
2003-01-14 10:54:32 PM  
2003-01-15 01:26:19 AM  
The BEST Cliff Pics EVER:
2003-01-15 03:21:36 AM  
The King of Toast

That guy is from my hometown, I went to high school with him.

His name is Robby.

I am not joking about any of that.
2003-01-15 04:33:49 AM  
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2003-01-15 07:48:15 AM  
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