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(Something Awful)   Cliff Yablonski has updated his computer screen with four new pages of people he hates   ( divider line
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17753 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2003 at 7:42 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-13 05:04:07 PM  
Let me summarize the forthcoming comments:
"Something Awful is awesome!"
"Something Awful is gay!"
2003-01-13 06:59:32 PM  
You forgot:
"Do not post images from Something Awful"
"[image from Something Awful]"
2003-01-13 08:50:24 PM  
meatwheels. funny stuff.
2003-01-13 11:21:35 PM  
Something Awful is awesome!
Except when somebody other than Lowtax, Cliff, or Jeff K update. Then Something Awful is gay!
[image from too old to be available]

What's my prize?
2003-01-13 11:34:11 PM  
The Fruit Witch, Hog Witch, and Sand Witch one,was pretty damn funny.
2003-01-14 07:43:49 AM  
My opinion doesn't matter, so I refuse to make one.
2003-01-14 07:44:07 AM  
Your prize is looking like an ass for hot-linking to Something Awful.
2003-01-14 07:50:40 AM  
He did it on purpose.

Like, a 'har-har' type thing.

I like cheese.
2003-01-14 07:51:33 AM  
I think he did that on purpose?
2003-01-14 07:52:39 AM  
The bung hole calling the ass neck stinky?
2003-01-14 07:53:50 AM  
Something Awful is awesome!
2003-01-14 07:55:14 AM  
It smells like cabbage!
2003-01-14 07:56:06 AM  
Where's the beef?
2003-01-14 07:56:39 AM  
I've seen better Cliffy pages... it was funny though.
2003-01-14 07:57:12 AM  
Zack Parsons is the best poster.

I remember when taco updated.
2003-01-14 07:59:27 AM  
2003-01-14 08:02:37 AM  
Oh, come on. How can you not love Hentai Game Reviews?
2003-01-14 08:06:57 AM  
Just how many damn writers do they have? Some stuff, like Cliff, makes me piss my pants laughing. Emily's little corner leaves me wanting to call all my ex-girlfriends and tell then what pieces of shiat they are because she reminds me of all of them.
2003-01-14 08:07:57 AM  
Why does Cliff only hate white people??

Is he too much of a pussee to hate ethnics??

What a wimp!
2003-01-14 08:11:38 AM  
I hope someday I can make this asshat's hate list.
2003-01-14 08:23:07 AM  
Something Awful is a great website......with a few exceptions, but generally pretty good. I think i love Emily though........
2003-01-14 08:23:36 AM  
Flyairdave You already have. Now, if you want to be immortalized, send in a photo of yourself.

Some of the very best Cliff captions are the short ones, with one notable exception the "Constipated Pirate of the Caribbean." Yar! Most are just soybean filler--drinking/ kicking in the 'nads kind of juvenile humor.
2003-01-14 08:26:32 AM  
I've always liked SA..they usually have some pretty god damned funny Photoshops..but thats just this little farkers opinion.
2003-01-14 08:26:59 AM  
PS - I thought Porky's was barely funny, Naked Gun was hilarious, and MIB was merely "ok." So it's probably best to ignore my opinions on humor.
2003-01-14 08:29:05 AM  
I'm famous! I'm on page 82.
I'm the guy on the left, fourth picture down. :-D
2003-01-14 08:29:32 AM  
MIB had humor??
2003-01-14 08:30:04 AM  
"Ask Emily" is great, especially the first one.
2003-01-14 08:31:52 AM  
Tighty McFrigidaire.....bwa hahaha hhah hah hahhha hahha..
2003-01-14 08:35:57 AM  
Bfett20, I'm pretty sure it had some. I saw MIB 2 last night and knew the first one was better. Ergo, I must have found some humor in it.

You're Dinner Goat, Shaggie? Oh...4th pic down. With only that bit of brown shirt to go on it's hard to tell what you look like.
2003-01-14 08:46:47 AM  

That's you? How was the baby?
2003-01-14 08:55:00 AM  
Total farkers are gay!
2003-01-14 08:55:37 AM  
Cliff needs a hug!
2003-01-14 09:13:46 AM  
How did this get posted. Cliff is only funny once in a blue moon & definately not here.
2003-01-14 09:14:05 AM  
Ben is the only writer on that site that has evoked laughter from me on EVERY single one of his updates/reviews. Zack comes in at #2, followed by Jeff.

Cliff's comments have been going downhill for awhile, they must be running out of ideas or having trouble finding good pictures...I didn't laugh once at any of the comments on the last three updates (ok, Meat-Wheels! evoked a smile)

On the flip side, Comedy Goldmine has taken a turn for the better in the last few weeks.
2003-01-14 09:15:02 AM  
I dunno, this was pretty funny:

2003-01-14 09:18:59 AM  
I've tried to warn you, time and time again...
2003-01-14 09:24:14 AM  
I personally think that "Meatwheels" is an instant classic.
2003-01-14 09:28:41 AM  
I found it quite funny
2003-01-14 09:35:45 AM  
DO I EVEN get a door prize for going to that site and reading that horse-sh*t???
2003-01-14 09:45:15 AM  
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the multi-colored hair guys... They look like the return of ICY HOT STUNTAZ...

I'm not sure if this will work but here's the link to the picture.
2003-01-14 09:58:32 AM  

2003-01-14 10:00:56 AM  
Cliff echos the constant thundering voices inside my head.I'm going to write my congressman again proposing "national rifle shot amnesty day."
2003-01-14 10:21:45 AM  
i still love this pic: [image from too old to be available]
2003-01-14 10:35:04 AM  
nice work...asshat
2003-01-14 10:42:01 AM  
The guy in the leopard speedo on pg. 22 is J. Grant from Flem Comics. Blasphemy.

And I still think Fat Chicks In Party Hats does it much better.
2003-01-14 11:04:06 AM  
my headline was better, a totalfarker must have submitted this lame headline
2003-01-14 11:08:47 AM  
Today's update was funny (meatwheels! heh), just not nearly as much as, say, "I OPERATE THE WHITE TRASH COMPACTOR", or "pork pork Pork PORK IN THE CARAMEL CHAIR!", or the one with Tycho and Gabe of Penny Arcade (do those guys even know that Cliff hates them too?).
2003-01-14 11:36:54 AM  
I got sick just looking at this guy's site. I don't know if he is making a lame attempt at humor, or really is wracked with hate, thereby making his life meaningless to himself.

I wanted to shake him. "Wake up, Cliff!" Smack! Smack! Smack!

The hatred was putrid. The language was worse.

[WeirdVal hears the deafening sound of hundreds of clicks onto the site based on her review.]
2003-01-14 12:04:31 PM  
Cliff has some issues.
2003-01-14 12:50:56 PM  
Cliff *SHOCKER* isn't real. Miguel on the other hand, is.
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