Cheers, subby!

/+1

were they filming a commercial?

Ya done good, subby.

Ya done real good!

/+1

See, that's beautiful.

+1

+1

incidentally, that's the most +1's I've seen on Fark in a loooooong time

Runaway Box has a great Nerf office war video ... so I pretty much assume this went down the same way.

I hate it when the media puts out these soft news stories.

Gee, thanks, Foaming, Now I have Yakety Sax stuck in my head!!

Better go listen to some Death Metal so I can clear that out.

Suck it Labs!

+1
/+1

Link (new window)

Was it worse than this?

Link (new window)
Basically, this is what the executives had to say to the workers. (I know, its not nerf, but the heart is in the right place.)

+1
/well played subby

+1

Boobies ever on Fark

Screw Nerf. Kids should be playing with real footballs and basketballs.

Want something soft for kids? Use a garbage can for a hoop, and a paperwad as a ball..

Or just go the fark outside.

+1

/peer pressure
//but seriously, well played

Sounds like someone has a few shirts being printed.

/golf clap

Are the warriors running amok at SoE again?

Fano: Link (new window)

Was it worse than this?

I love MITB

bgolds99: +1

Boobies ever on Fark

Boobies ever *not* on fark?

very very good +1

+1 Subby, I actually laughed out loud (and scared a fellow employee).

However, I am concerned as to how this riot will affect my ability to get ammo for this:



(Yeah, it's hot. Too lazy to host anything.)

The post that said the video in his/her head would be better is right. I had a visit to a playground equipment factory a couple years ago. I had visions of an "Oompa Loompa" type place where parts were moved around with giant spiral slides and swings and employees crossed on monkey bars. Instead it was just a bunch of angry non-union assembly workers half doped up from breathing astic fumes all day.

Nice job, subby!

+1

mikesup: +1 Subby, I actually laughed out loud (and scared a fellow employee).

However, I am concerned as to how this riot will affect my ability to get ammo for this:



(Yeah, it's hot. Too lazy to host anything.)

You mean you never learned how to make stefan darts?

/used to modify Nerf guns

Fellas, this is known as "soft positional bargaining."

/Read less, more TV.

If I wasn't on my blackberry I'd link to the office Nerf wars video.

srtpointman: If I wasn't on my blackberry I'd link to the office Nerf wars video.

Its been done.

shower_in_my_socks
I don't know what it is, but this is the headline of the year for me. I'm dining in an upscale steak house and my girlfriend and I laughed for about an minute (on Blackberry)

Let's see...holiday weekend night...out on a date...upscale location...and reading Fark on your Blackberry?!

/actually...been there, done that...

now THAT is a shirt i would buy!

well played subby!

/+1

Dull Cow Eyes: Screw Nerf. Kids should be playing with real footballs and basketballs.

Want something soft for kids? Use a garbage can for a hoop, and a paperwad as a ball..

Or just go the fark outside.


That's right, when it's 10 degrees outside I'm going to tell my four-year-old son to put on his coat 'cause we're going outside to play catch, and were not going to go all pansy with the Nerf, no sir, I'm going to throw a frozen leather football at his face for him to catch!

Are you old or just stupid, or both?

see? now this one is Tshirt worthy.
and where's the tshirt link? no where to be found.

Dull Cow Eyes: Screw Nerf. Kids should be playing with real footballs and basketballs.

Want something soft for kids? Use a garbage can for a hoop, and a paperwad as a ball..

Or just go the fark outside.

Ever play football in a river or a pool with a nerf football? Getting hit in the head with a water soaked nerf will damn near knock you out. And you're in water.

/ow my head

mikesup: +1 Subby, I actually laughed out loud (and scared a fellow employee).

However, I am concerned as to how this riot will affect my ability to get ammo for this:



(Yeah, it's hot. Too lazy to host anything.)

Target has those for 35 dollars and I had a 5 dollar off coupon. That sucker ROCKS!!!!

/Kids refuse to come out of their rooms now
//MY TV NOW BRATS ;)

What is with the nerf haters in this thread? Nerf makes good toys that are fun for both kids and adults.

They should make more things out of nerf... roads, cars and trucks, boats, rocketships, bridges, hamburger stands... the possibilities are limitless.

A+++++++++++++++ headline!!!!!

//would read again!!!

Well, I'm glad it wasn't at the slinky factory. Lots of broken necks from falling down stairs, alone or in pairs.

Vertdang: see? now this one is Tshirt worthy.
and where's the tshirt link? no where to be found.

Hey, good point...

Did I miss the memo? What happen? Someone set us up the shirt?

Doink_Boink: Dull Cow Eyes: Screw Nerf. Kids should be playing with real footballs and basketballs.

Want something soft for kids? Use a garbage can for a hoop, and a paperwad as a ball..

Or just go the fark outside.


That's right, when it's 10 degrees outside I'm going to tell my four-year-old son to put on his coat 'cause we're going outside to play catch, and were not going to go all pansy with the Nerf, no sir, I'm going to throw a frozen leather football at his face for him to catch!

Are you old or just stupid, or both?


I don't see the point of needing Nerf to play inside.
Hell, at 4-years-old, all you need is a goddamn imagination.

I can't believe thousands of Chinese people are working in a factory making useless shiat like Nerf.

But if you have to...play with a tennis ball. It'll last longer than Nerf crap.


/Or go to the sink, find a dishwashing sponge, and play with that.

Sun Tzu says:



Fat chicks give good head because they are hungry,

Oh, and by the time kids get to the 8-10 years old age, kids should know how to do a farking pushup. Nerf is a waste of farking time as "exercise." Running in place is more productive. Or jumping farking rope.


/hell, daydreaming is more productive

Wendue: I hate it when the media puts out these soft news stories.

I see what you did there......
+1 subby. Ver-nice.

Dull Cow Eyes: Oh, and by the time kids get to the 8-10 years old age, kids should know how to do a farking pushup. Nerf is a waste of farking time as "exercise." Running in place is more productive. Or jumping farking rope.


/hell, daydreaming is more productive

For whom? The people tossing crap at you when you're sitting at your cubicle do absolutely nothing? Granted they aren't doing anything, but....you're.......asleep.

I LOL'ed