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(Orlando Sentinel)   Problem: elementary art teacher and his eight-year old student have artistic differences. Solution: punch the kid   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 41
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2008-11-26 01:18:54 PM  
Don't blame the teacher. The kid said he was running out of black and blue.
 
2008-11-26 01:40:59 PM  
The kid probably had it coming.
 
2008-11-26 01:44:23 PM  
That's the solution to most problems, actually.
 
2008-11-26 03:01:34 PM  
Sheesh!

What do they expect? Eight year-olds are a bit heavy to punt.

Remember: It shouldn't hurt to beat a child.
 
2008-11-26 03:01:51 PM  
Now that's what I call hard hitting commentary!
 
2008-11-26 03:03:34 PM  
what a douche.

just do what the teacher tells you to do.
 
2008-11-26 03:04:09 PM  
If he was getting stoned like most art teachers, this never would have happened.
 
2008-11-26 03:04:27 PM  
Well what would YOU suggest, suby?
 
2008-11-26 03:04:53 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: The kid probably had it coming.

This! now adays where parents cant hit thier kids for being dumb as fark, someone somewhere was gonna snap and do it.
 
2008-11-26 03:04:53 PM  
Screw the lameass story - check out the link to the latest rounds of Orange County Floriduh mugshots. Priceless.
 
2008-11-26 03:05:36 PM  
One of these days, bang-zoom! Right to the moon!
 
2008-11-26 03:05:44 PM  
Diogenes: Don't blame the teacher. The kid said he was running out of black and blue.

Diogenes, ladies and gentlemen. Please tip your waitress.
 
2008-11-26 03:05:47 PM  
Finally, a teacher that doesn't put up with snowflakery.

/DNRTFA
 
2008-11-26 03:06:08 PM  
I'm pretty sure I could kick an 8 year olds ass.
 
2008-11-26 03:06:22 PM  
The line must be drawn HERE!

content.ytmnd.com

(For the uninitiated) (new window)
 
2008-11-26 03:07:03 PM  
Inappropriate student-teacher relationships. You are doing it wrong.

/Wait, what...
 
2008-11-26 03:08:00 PM  
i254.photobucket.com

Mandatory.
 
2008-11-26 03:08:51 PM  
"He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame... if you'da been there, if you'da seen it! I bet that you would have don the same."

/yes I went there
//damned family loves Chicago
 
2008-11-26 03:10:43 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: The kid probably had it coming.

That kid was kind of a dick anyway.
 
2008-11-26 03:11:00 PM  
K3rmy: Sheesh!

What do they expect? Eight year-olds are a bit heavy to punt.

Remember: It shouldn't hurt to beat a child.


Naw, my conscience doesn't hurt at all when I strike them. But thank you sir/madam for your concern.
 
2008-11-26 03:11:02 PM  
Spare the knuckles spoil the child.
 
2008-11-26 03:11:30 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero: Well what would YOU suggest, suby?

Not subby but the 'lying in a stretcher with a spinal injury while getting his balls punched' comes to mind. Dunno why...
 
2008-11-26 03:11:44 PM  
"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck."

/That's quacktastic!
//sorry, first thing that came to mind
///better not be obscure
 
2008-11-26 03:14:31 PM  
In before ITGs with their "If this was my kid that motherfarker would be dead, HURRRRR" routine?
 
2008-11-26 03:14:38 PM  
ever consider the positive aspects of child abuse
 
2008-11-26 03:15:29 PM  
This is change teaching I can believe in
 
2008-11-26 03:18:00 PM  
Seriously, WTF is wrong with that kid?
 
2008-11-26 03:25:27 PM  
You forgot the obvious tag.
 
2008-11-26 03:28:07 PM  
That's the only person an art teacher could beat up.
 
2008-11-26 03:31:10 PM  
Sister Catherine Lucien would have left a MUCH bigger mark.
 
2008-11-26 03:32:14 PM  
Damn Sweet Kung Fu.
 
2008-11-26 03:35:26 PM  
greighwolf: snowflakery

snowflakery


FTW
 
2008-11-26 03:44:32 PM  
What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?
Nothin'. You done already told him twice.
 
2008-11-26 04:00:18 PM  
"Problem: elementary art teacher and his eight-year old student have artistic differences."

He saw himself as alive, and I SAW HIM DEAD.

/the dirty bum
//he had it comin'
 
2008-11-26 04:06:22 PM  
cooky_monsterr: "Problem: elementary art teacher and his eight-year old student have artistic differences."

He saw himself as alive, and I SAW HIM DEAD.

/the dirty bum
//he had it comin'


thank you... you made me feel better for not being the only one with the chicago reference...
 
2008-11-26 04:28:23 PM  
+1 subby.. headline totally cracked me up.
 
2008-11-26 04:41:13 PM  
To be fair, a lot of children need a good punch.


Can't say whether this one deserved it at the time though.
 
2008-11-26 05:10:34 PM  
My how times have changed, my friend in grade six was really pushing the teachers buttons and the teacher finely had enough, he grabbed Dave by the neck and hauled him out of the class room desk and all, the desk only to come unattached when it became lodged in the doorway. We went to his house at lunch and he called his mom, she told him he must have deserved it and sent him back to class. The principal came in and talked to the class that afternoon to sooth some nerves but no further action than that was taken. Poor Dave had bruises on his neck for weeks after.
 
2008-11-26 05:56:46 PM  
Diogenes: Don't blame the teacher. The kid said he was running out of black and blue.

Way to go Diogenes, ended the thread at the Weeners!

Sheesh, left nuthin' but scraps and crumbs for the rest of us.

/bravo on that one, srsly
 
2008-11-26 06:00:11 PM  
Seraphym: ...Weeners



WTH? Guess I can't include the words "Weeners" in posts here, then.

/hopefully a little smattering of 1337-5p34k gets past the filter
 
2008-11-26 06:05:08 PM  
Seraphym:
WTH? Guess I can't include the words "Weeners" in posts here, then.


Oh bollocks and a half!

Killed the thread at the PH1R57 C0MM3N7, dammit!

/Thanks Farkfilter, you make certain conversations unintelligible
//that had better friggin' work
 
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