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(Some trailer park)   Guy who claims wife accidentally electrocuted during wild kinky sex maybe shouldn't have told friend "he would make her death look like wild kinky sex to outsmart the cops"   (ydr.inyork.com) divider line 101
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2008-11-26 11:27:08 AM  
Dad?
 
2008-11-26 11:27:24 AM  
Dumb criminals, they just brighten my day! "Hurrr, let's blow my alibi apart by whispering damning evidence to a friend, hurrrr"
 
2008-11-26 11:27:39 AM  
Get a brain, moran!
 
2008-11-26 11:28:04 AM  
I'm shocked!
 
2008-11-26 11:28:07 AM  
Wait, his wife would actually HAVE sex with him???

Why did he want to kill her!?
 
2008-11-26 11:28:20 AM  
You might just be a redneck if ...
 
2008-11-26 11:28:22 AM  
Should I not have told someone that "I wanted to fry her like bacon"? Was that an error on my part?
 
2008-11-26 11:29:52 AM  
Electo sex .. now that's happening!!
 
2008-11-26 11:30:55 AM  
I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moran. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! Your a idiot!"
 
2008-11-26 11:32:35 AM  
www.lazydork.com
/It's electrifyin'!
 
2008-11-26 11:32:46 AM  
I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?
 
2008-11-26 11:33:11 AM  
Judge Thomas H. Kelley ruled at a suppression hearing in October that the commonwealth can introduce prior allegations of electric shocking at trial as a "signature" incident, but not alleged threats or abuse directed at the other women.

Ortwein contends the newspaper coverage already has informed potential jurors of the suppressed evidence.


Well, he has a point. You can't really tell the jury to just ignore suppressed evidence that they've already read all about.
 
2008-11-26 11:33:28 AM  
MessyDwarf:
You might just be a redneck if ...

FTFA:
Toby Taylor, 38, is facing trial for the Jan. 23 electrocution death of his wife, 27-year-old Kirsten Taylor, in their Windsor Township trailer.

Yep
 
2008-11-26 11:33:38 AM  
Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

Then you have to move all of your stuff. Are you gonna pay for movers when you could just off the offending spouse? I think not!
 
2008-11-26 11:33:47 AM  
Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

Insurance money?
 
2008-11-26 11:33:53 AM  
I'm feeling shocked. Cotton?
 
2008-11-26 11:34:01 AM  
tonesskin: I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moron. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! You're an idiot!"

FTFM
 
2008-11-26 11:34:52 AM  
Did he get one of the newfangled cordless vibrators from pleasure magazine? I hear it only has 3 speeds, but apparently he found speed 11.

//Mixing obscure with not so obscure.
///who am I kidding, this is Fark.
 
2008-11-26 11:35:18 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-11-26 11:36:00 AM  
alaric3: tonesskin: I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moron. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! You're an idiot!"

FTFM


Welcome to Fark, moran. Your a idiot.
 
2008-11-26 11:36:10 AM  
Depending on what state he's in, he could end up dying by electrocution. I hope they attach the leads to his testicles. Let him KNOW the consequence of his actions.
 
2008-11-26 11:37:51 AM  
Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

Ever hear of Madonna? I'd have shot that b*tch a long time ago.
 
2008-11-26 11:38:32 AM  
This is why you "accidentally" choke them to death. Much more believable for most people, as being choked is a common sexual kink.

Well, at least for the girls I date it is. :)
 
2008-11-26 11:39:19 AM  
He is charged with first- and third-degree murder, involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.

Damn, how many people did he kill?
 
2008-11-26 11:39:55 AM  
FarkinHostile: This is why you "accidentally" choke them to death. Much more believable for most people, as being choked is a common sexual kink.

Well, at least for the girls I date it is. :)


Farky'd for future trial.
 
2008-11-26 11:40:04 AM  
cxjohn:
Depending on what state he's in, he could end up dying by electrocution. I hope they attach the leads to his testicles. Let him KNOW the consequence of his actions.

Guest nuts roasting from an open wire.
 
2008-11-26 11:40:07 AM  
tonesskin: alaric3: tonesskin: I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moron. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! You're an idiot!"

FTFM

Welcome to Fark, moran. Your a idiot.



tonesskin, you are absolutely my favorite poster. i hope you're female, cuz then i'd just otherwise feel gay.
 
2008-11-26 11:40:23 AM  
What kind of friend is that?
 
2008-11-26 11:41:35 AM  
FarkinHostile: This is why you "accidentally" choke them to death. Much more believable for most people, as being choked is a common sexual kink.

Well, at least for the girls I date it is. :)


I've met a few as well, but I'm still afraid one's gonna stop moving one day.
 
2008-11-26 11:41:54 AM  
phlegmmo: cxjohn:
Depending on what state he's in, he could end up dying by electrocution. I hope they attach the leads to his testicles. Let him KNOW the consequence of his actions.

Guest nuts roasting from an open wire.


I just wonder if he showed her his Ohm face.
 
2008-11-26 11:42:08 AM  
i147.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 11:42:13 AM  
alaric3: tonesskin: I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moron. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! You're an idiot!"

FTFM


Your gnu around hear?
 
2008-11-26 11:42:24 AM  
Theaetetus

Farky'd for future trial.


The very best you'd be able to pin on me is Man 3.


Book it.
 
2008-11-26 11:42:33 AM  
Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

So she doesn't get half your shiat?
 
2008-11-26 11:42:49 AM  
literalbarrage.org

Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?

/The first rule of wild kinky sex murder club is that you don't talk about wild kinky sex murder club
 
2008-11-26 11:42:52 AM  
alaric3: tonesskin: I wish I could see this guy in person. What a worthless moron. I would walk right up to him and say, "Sir, stupid is no way to go through life! You're an idiot!"

FTFM


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
 
2008-11-26 11:43:14 AM  
clipperbox: tonesskin, you are absolutely my favorite poster. i hope you're female, cuz then i'd just otherwise feel gay.

You love me. You really love me. NTTIAWWT
 
2008-11-26 11:43:29 AM  
Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

pfft and lose the trailer fark no
 
2008-11-26 11:43:35 AM  
biatch shoulda shut up and made him a sammich
 
2008-11-26 11:44:48 AM  
Wendy's Chili

I've met a few as well, but I'm still afraid one's gonna stop moving one day.


That is what the defibrillator under the bed is for.
 
2008-11-26 11:45:01 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: Fact Man: I don't understand why people kill other people in these situations. If you don't like somebody, nobody's forcing you to stay around and talk to them. Just leave. Why kill them?

So she doesn't get half your shiat?


What is half of a trailer, though? A half-wide?
 
2008-11-26 11:45:28 AM  
hey--maybe he had a good reason for what he did. i mean come on, you don't know if he may have been lying on a stretcher and his wife kicked him in the groin or something.
 
2008-11-26 11:46:13 AM  
img167.imageshack.us

OM NOM NOM NOM
 
2008-11-26 11:46:42 AM  
she was highly resistant to his current games, but i can't believe he had the capacitance to induct these types of rituals into their lives. Were their wires crossed or did it nor register with him that to amplify the peaks of their games would halfsplit her life? kirchoff.
 
2008-11-26 11:47:10 AM  
i267.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 11:48:18 AM  
blogs.guardian.co.uk

It appears he gave her.....

the shocker.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
2008-11-26 11:50:33 AM  
FarkinHostile: This is why you "accidentally" choke them to death. Much more believable for most people, as being choked is a common sexual kink.

Well, at least for the girls I date it is. :)


Comedian Drew Hastings has a great bit about dating a girl with this sort of kink.

"Do you love me Drew?" "Well I almost strangled you to death didnt I?"
 
2008-11-26 11:50:46 AM  
tlay

Apparently, he didn't realize that in Germany, we use 220-volt currents. It took us 30 minutes just to get the smile off of his face.
 
2008-11-26 11:51:15 AM  
FarkinHostile: This is why you "accidentally" choke them to death. Much more believable for most people, as being choked is a common sexual kink.

Well, at least for the girls I date it is. :)


But hell, what a way to go ;)
 
2008-11-26 11:51:31 AM  
"So, what are you in for?"

"Me? I'm the badass motherfarker what killed Uncle Bouncy!"
 
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