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2008-11-26 08:02:09 AM
You know... when I'm looking at some stranger's ass and shaved cooter, while paying $15.00 for draft beer, in light a bat would find a challenge... my mind does tend to drift to which insurance company I should go with.

"Hang on dear... there's a coupon on your labia."
 
2008-11-26 08:09:15 AM
OlafTheBent: You know... when I'm looking at some stranger's ass and shaved cooter, while paying $15.00 for draft beer, in light a bat would find a challenge... my mind does tend to drift to which insurance company I should go with.

"Hang on dear... there's a coupon on your labia."


ASS-CRAC!

img509.imageshack.us

Seriously, modmins -- how about Fark's first NSFW Photoshop contest: "Photoshop some ad campaigns for strippers' bottoms"?

It'd be epic.
 
2008-11-26 08:10:38 AM
The ads will be specially designed to be jiggle-enhanced.

You'll want to avoid the pop-ups, though.
 
2008-11-26 08:28:08 AM
dahmers love zombie: ASS-CRAC!

Well played!... you get a HUZZAH!
 
2008-11-26 08:55:20 AM
Golden Palace in the back, Pink Palace in the front?
 
2008-11-26 09:10:56 AM
GoOgle?
 
2008-11-26 09:16:15 AM
mom?
 
2008-11-26 09:16:26 AM
Eat at Joe's?


Josephine's?
 
2008-11-26 09:16:33 AM
Stripper booty!

i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 09:16:47 AM
assvertisements? how degrading.
 
2008-11-26 09:18:59 AM
OlafTheBent

ASS-CRAC!

That was perfect!

Seriously - nice job!
 
2008-11-26 09:20:55 AM
ReeferChiefer: Stripper booty!

Pace yourself here ReeferChiefer! We are expect great things from you in this thread.

/great, big, bouncy things...
 
2008-11-26 09:21:06 AM
There's an idea I can get behind.
 
2008-11-26 09:21:28 AM
Maxwell's Daemon: GoOgle?

Goo*gle.
 
2008-11-26 09:21:31 AM
dahmers love zombie: ASS-CRAC!

For you, good sir

3.bp.blogspot.com

/thread
 
2008-11-26 09:21:31 AM
Maybe Drew should look into this, but then again, how would men react to see a women with a tat of a squirrel with large nuts on their bootie.
 
2008-11-26 09:21:51 AM
moose-r-us.com
 
2008-11-26 09:24:08 AM
ObscureNameHere
Pace yourself here ReeferChiefer!

LOL Thank you. Wouldn't want blow my wad before everyone gets here.

i202.photobucket.com

I get so excited though...
 
2008-11-26 09:25:30 AM
ReeferChiefer: Stripper booty!

Well I guess I know what thread I'm hanging out in today.
 
2008-11-26 09:26:30 AM
Just imagine the age demographic studies that would be needed. Or, would 20 year old strippers mind advertising for things like Depends? This one job might get 90% of Farkers out of Mama's basement. The whole economy might rebound!
 
2008-11-26 09:27:24 AM
FTFA: 15cm by 10m adverts

Being 'Merican and old I'm not metrified, but 15cm is about 6 inches.. Then there's the other number... A meter is a couple-three inches bigger than a yard.

That's some big bootay, even by stripper standards, if a 6 inch by 30+ foot advertisement will fit. Red beans and rice definitely didn't miss her..
 
2008-11-26 09:27:49 AM
Quite a cheeky thing to do.
 
2008-11-26 09:29:03 AM
Is Anheiser Busch involved?
 
2008-11-26 09:29:55 AM
ReeferChiefer: ObscureNameHere
Pace yourself here ReeferChiefer!

LOL Thank you. Wouldn't want blow my wad before everyone gets here.



I get so excited though...


i think she could charge a premium for her real estate
 
2008-11-26 09:30:29 AM
dahmers love zombie: ASS-CRAC!

It'd be epic.


No, THAT IS EPIC!

+1
 
2008-11-26 09:33:13 AM
Hopefully the advertising won't be for Ex-Lax....
 
2008-11-26 09:33:15 AM
OlafTheBent: You know... when I'm looking at some stranger's ass and shaved cooter, while paying $15.00 for draft beer, in light a bat would find a challenge... my mind does tend to drift to which insurance company I should go with.

"Hang on dear... there's a coupon on your labia."


Thread over. That is one hundred percent Win.
 
2008-11-26 09:34:21 AM
Don't think this would work. Other than porn companies, how many businesses would want to be associated with strippers? Hell, even Fark ditched the "boobies" tag once the big bucks started coming in. Plus it kinda conflicts with the whole nude concept strip clubs are built around.
 
2008-11-26 09:35:01 AM
Don't give Drew any ideas, given the new advertising here...
 
2008-11-26 09:35:05 AM
And this headline isn't a t-shirt link because...?

Also, wondering why FARK isn't interested... unless it's because boobies are the choice being waited upon...

/+1 on the ASS-CRAC.
 
2008-11-26 09:35:11 AM
shiat man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
UH...
Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Cold got to be. You know? Sh****t.

/Brought to you by your friends at The Arthur Vining Davis Foundation
 
2008-11-26 09:35:13 AM
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 09:36:40 AM
You had me at "Ass-Crac"
 
2008-11-26 09:37:15 AM
www.yourlayouts.com

shesoghetto.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-11-26 09:37:57 AM
That would be Evil, Google.
 
2008-11-26 09:37:57 AM
Strip club to start selling advertising space on dancers' bottoms. Fark: Google thought to be particularly interested

FIFY

/didn't read all replies to see if this was posted yet
 
2008-11-26 09:38:43 AM
G
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you see.. the First G goes below the bellybutton...
while the "GLE" goes through the crack itself...
 
2008-11-26 09:38:56 AM
aloader.com

Might be interested...
 
2008-11-26 09:39:14 AM
Stryyder

Someone's gotta 'shop a fat black chick on one cheek and a slightly less fat white chick on the other.
 
2008-11-26 09:39:48 AM
downtownkid: Is Anheiser Busch involved?

Close.

i466.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 09:40:13 AM
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-26 09:40:30 AM
What_is_farking_wrong_with_you_people: Strip club to start selling advertising space on dancers' bottoms. Fark: Google thought to be particularly interested

FIFY

/didn't read all replies to see if this was posted yet



FIFM

/didn't pay attention while FIFY
 
2008-11-26 09:41:04 AM
But would it help their bottom line?
 
2008-11-26 09:41:46 AM
-1 subby

Should have been submitted as photoshop
 
2008-11-26 09:41:57 AM
I'm in charge of marketing for the Amalgamated Union of Steam Pipe Distributors and Pipe Fitting Manufacturing Wholesalers of the Great Lakes and Eastern Seaboard Region.


My stripper died.
 
2008-11-26 09:45:00 AM
dahmers love zombie:
Seriously, modmins -- how about Fark's first NSFW Photoshop contest: "Photoshop some ad campaigns for strippers' bottoms"?

It'd be epic.


I agree. There should be periodic NSFW Photoshop contests! Perhaps a whole section of the Fark website where we wouldn't have to fiddle with pops and new windows, etc.

Give us a chance to show off our massive pr0n collections instead of using GIS all the time.
 
2008-11-26 09:45:07 AM
World of Warcraft.

W o W. They won't even have to pay for the "o".
 
2008-11-26 09:45:26 AM
Dan said the commercials were similar - if a little more racy - to those on . . . Formula 1 drivers' racing suits.

Fail. Racers' suits are, by definition, the epitome of racy.
 
2008-11-26 09:46:13 AM
I usually go to the full nude clubs and I don't want the ladies to have anything on their backsides! There's no drink in the full nude bars (unless you go to abc) but I always have some in the car. And in AZ I have to go out side to have a smoke so I go to my car have some vodak and then go back inside.
 
2008-11-26 09:46:55 AM
Google AssSense?
 
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