You know, sometimes I feel like I'm kind of slobby, because I can't remember the last time I windexed the windows, or I probably wouldn't vacuum weekly if I didn't have allergies, or because there is literally a pile of books on the floor in my room because I haven't gone out to Ikea to buy another shelf...

but then the people who change the sheets so infrequently that there's a dead cat buildup. That puts the book pile in perspective.

they sound fat

"This is the first [case] I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses"

You haven't met my ex-wife.

/Rim-shot.

hoarding thread?

Are there other kinds of carcasses? I mean other than dead ones?

Dead carcasses. Heh.

ecmoRandomNumbers: Two words: Toxoplasma gondii.

"Crazy Cat Lady" disease is real.

There are millions of cat owners who will never be affected, but the few who are affected go absolutely farking nuts.

They develop a cat-protecting schizophrenia, which in turn, protects the disease.

Sweet, my future has a latin name.

/and I don't mean the pool boy

Quadraton: bobbette: but then the people who change the sheets so infrequently that there's a dead cat buildup. That puts the book pile in perspective.

That's what the Internet is for. To make the rest of us feel better about ourselves.

While I often feel the same, we have to admit - setting the bar at "not leaving dead cats underneath the sheets" doesn't really qualify as an accomplishment.

images...



mmmmm.... dinner time. who's hungry?

well, springfield is a dying city in a dying state in a dying region... maybe they were just using dead cats as a metaphor for america's crumbling manufacturing base?

What's that smell??

IHeartFoobies: What's that smell??

Joe!

/not even remotely obscure.

Meh, A-rod and Guy Richie have been sleeping with a dead carcus for years.

/zing!
//Would have hit that in 1988 faster than the Jamaican bobsled team flipped in Cowtown.

The Onanist: "This is the first [case] I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses"

You haven't met my ex-wife.

/Rim-shot.

Who hasn't had cold lifeless pussy in their bed? Am I right fellas?

/Crap she's coming alt-f4, alt-f4

ecmoRandomNumbers: Life always finds a way to adapt.
</Goldblum>

wild9

Excellent.

"This is the first [case] I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses"

As long as they weren't same-sex carcasses

That would be wrong

AMERICA!! FARK YA!!

mikaloyd: We can has another Caturday?

We can. There are 70 cats in Ohio that cannot.

Good God People!

Ive got three cats at my place and i swear to Jeebus it seems like they poop a pound a day....
over 100 cats all pooping?

On another note, I myself am very warm and full of life in bed.
And no dead kittens in the pillows either.

Guess that makes me a keeper

Is this finally an appropriate place for the "Free Cat" pic?

On Sept. 11, Clark County officials found the couple and 124 cats in unsanitary conditions, including at least 71 animals dead in their home at 2425 Beatrice St.

Gee, they found this on 9/11?

Roughly 124 died @ the Pentagon = 124 cats dead?

This conspiracy is about to rip wide open

/we're through the looking glass here, people.

MyNameIsDarkness: Good God People!

Ive got three cats at my place and i swear to Jeebus it seems like they poop a pound a day....
over 100 cats all pooping?

On another note, I myself am very warm and full of life in bed.
And no dead kittens in the pillows either.

Guess that makes me a keeper

I also have three cats. Litter box gets cleaned twice a day and I still don't think that's often enough.

/the dead kitten fairy won't ever be leaving a quarter under my pillow.

MyNameIsDarkness: Good God People!

Ive got three cats at my place and i swear to Jeebus it seems like they poop a pound a day....
over 100 cats all pooping?

well, i assune the 71+ dead cats weren't still pooping, so there's that

Ugh. Always cats.

assume

ftfm

People that own more than 2 cats are mentally ill.

unicron702: Who hasn't had cold lifeless pussy in their bed? Am I right fellas?...

I hear Al Green does wonders. Works with my orange tortoiseshell, anyway.

MetalLizard: People that own more than 2 cats are mentally ill.

phew! just under the limit.


/they were adopted litter mates from the Feral Cat Foundation and very closely bonded, so I took them both. More cat poo than I would have preferred to handle, but they love each other as much as me.

MyNameIsDarkness: Good God People!

Ive got three cats at my place and i swear to Jeebus it seems like they poop a pound a day....
over 100 cats all pooping?

On another note, I myself am very warm and full of life in bed.
And no dead kittens in the pillows either.

Guess that makes me a keeper

No dead kittens in the pillows? Finally! How YOU doin?

This is the first case I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses

This guy obviously isn't married.

CravenMorehead: Are there other kinds of carcasses? I mean other than dead ones?

Zombies.

CravenMorehead: Are there other kinds of carcasses? I mean other than dead ones?

.."This is the first (case) I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses,.

Dead carcasses is another way of saying "living cat"--two negatives make a positive, after all. It truly is a weird case; Humans sleep next to cats? Nigeria, please, people don't truly sleep around cats. People are merely servants that take naps until the cat decides to sink his/her claws into his/her genitals.

/morning wood isn't a blessing for a ya when you have a violent, sadistic cat
//never had the problem myself
///stop giving this post that look

DeathToRetail: On Sept. 11, Clark County officials found the couple and 124 cats in unsanitary conditions, including at least 71 animals dead in their home at 2425 Beatrice St.

Gee, they found this on 9/11?

Roughly 124 died @ the Pentagon = 124 cats dead?

This conspiracy is about to rip wide open

/we're through the looking glass here, people.


shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I really don't think 90 days is enough for this. They should at least go to a sanatorium (do they still call it that?) afterward.

Crazy cat lady from Springfield? You don't say.

DeathToRetail: On Sept. 11, Clark County officials found the couple and 124 cats in unsanitary conditions, including at least 71 animals dead in their home at 2425 Beatrice St.

Gee, they found this on 9/11?

Roughly 124 died @ the Pentagon = 124 cats dead?

This conspiracy is about to rip wide open

/we're through the looking glass here, people.

Never forget.

Megain: images...



mmmmm.... dinner time. who's hungry?

Why does it always seem like the oven is pulled out away from the wall in pictures like this? It's like the photographer goes out of their way to make a bad situation worse.

W T F !?! people sleeping with dead animals? I don't think other mammals even do that...

...unless they are cuddling with their dinner or some such.

Actually, when properly placed, dead cats provide excellent lumbar support.

Gish21: This guy obviously isn't married.

This is what I heard as I read that line. (new window)

Nuclear Monk: Actually, when properly placed, dead cats provide excellent lumbar support.

And the maggots feel like a massage.

jonasborg: they sound fat


Actually .....no

/hotter than a two dollar pistol(the link that is)