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BiffWebster		2008-11-24 03:22:05 PM

Well it is the No Fun League. Why would he think that any fun is allowed?

Marcus Aurelius		2008-11-24 03:48:52 PM

That's the most disturbing looking mascot in the NFL. I'm pretty sure he can turn small children gay. But that's the only reason to ban him that I can see.

Soumac		2008-11-24 04:07:29 PM

Did they console each other with a sentual massage afterwards?

jaylectricity		2008-11-24 04:17:39 PM

Get back to me when it's the cheerleaders doing the chest bumping.

BKITU		2008-11-24 04:36:55 PM

Soumac: Did they console each other with a sentual massage afterwards?

They couldn't reach a consentus whether or not to do so.

ThisIsNotSubtle		2008-11-24 05:16:25 PM

Marcus Aurelius: That's the most disturbing looking mascot in the NFL.

Somehow, I have been remarkably lucky prior to this point. I knew Rowdy was a goofy mascot in a giant foam cowboy hat, but I had not seen the hideous horror that is that thing's head.

Nightmare. Fodder. Holy-olly-oxen free, that is some serious scary.

illusi0n		2008-11-24 05:30:35 PM

This thread needs more Cowboys cheerleaders

/hotlinked

Donnchadha		2008-11-24 05:32:10 PM

Marcus Aurelius: That's the most disturbing looking mascot in the NFL. I'm pretty sure he can turn small children gay. But that's the only reason to ban him that I can see.

Two Words: Steely McBeam

Treygreen13		2008-11-24 05:41:03 PM

What a moronic ruling.

caknuck		2008-11-24 06:10:14 PM

Donnchadha: Two Words: Steely McBeam

Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steelmill?

Stryyder		2008-11-24 06:17:00 PM

illusi0n: This thread needs more Cowboys cheerleaders

/hotlinked

I'll be in my rack...

My favorite X Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader....

blackdcc.net

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2008-11-24 06:20:16 PM

The reporter needs to check his facts better. I was at the game on Sunday, down by the southern goal-line on the Cowboys sideline. Rowdy was in the stands around the 20 yd. line, helping some schmuck propose to his girlfriend in the 3rd quarter.

/He was also throwing out shirts from the 300 level
//Like he does EVERY game
///Wish he'd get banned

puffy999		2008-11-24 06:35:37 PM

I EAT CHILDREN! HA HAHA HAHA!

ctobio		2008-11-24 06:39:02 PM

ThisIsNotSubtle: Nightmare. Fodder. Holy-olly-oxen free, that is some serious scary.

No, THIS mascot is an abomination. Really. Someone needs to take a shovel to the back of its head.

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shiatweasel		2008-11-24 06:51:47 PM

Stryyder: illusi0n: This thread needs more Cowboys cheerleaders

/hotlinked

I'll be in my rack...

My favorite X Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader....

The sheer amount of pictures you have of this one former cheerleader is indicative of your stalker nature.

farbekrieg		2008-11-24 06:54:11 PM

Consentual my arse, rowdy has been seen drinking heavily since the alleged incident, waking in cold sweats, and in general reporting his arse being sore, Jerry Jones just hands him a wad of bills and tells him he fell down the stairs, because the 'boys definately dont need another player investigated at the momen. But mark my words at some time Rowdys pain must be eased, and his story of mascot abuse 'come out'.

/15 yards for inappropriate touching
//show us on the mascot where the bad man touched you

AnnoyingKidNextDoor		2008-11-24 07:19:27 PM

Uggh, unless there's a hot female wearing the mascot outfit, who cares about any of them?

InferiousX		2008-11-24 07:22:49 PM

ctobio: ThisIsNotSubtle: Nightmare. Fodder. Holy-olly-oxen free, that is some serious scary.

No, THIS mascot is an abomination. Really. Someone needs to take a shovel to the back of its head.

I agree. That green trenchcoat/bathrobe and pink shirt combo must be destroyed at all costs.

i_discipline_my_monkey		2008-11-24 07:35:40 PM

A longtime hangout for us fellow Rowdy Haters... Remove Rowdy (new window)

Jim Jack		2008-11-24 07:47:02 PM

It just wasn't the same without dumbass Rowdy down there to wave off extra points that were right down the middle.

Greenville		2008-11-24 08:25:49 PM

I never paid much attention to Rowdy. Cowboys fans know their true mascot passed away a couple of years ago.

/RIP Crazy Ray

threecigarettes		2008-11-24 08:48:29 PM

shiatweasel: Stryyder: illusi0n: This thread needs more Cowboys cheerleaders

/hotlinked

I'll be in my rack...

My favorite X Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader....

The sheer amount of pictures you have of this one former cheerleader is indicative of your stalker nature.

A farkin men