Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

Tequila?

FTA "Girls are taught to censor their feelings ... But once they get alcohol in them, they've got no inhibitions."

Oh my. I'm going to try that.

BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

came here to say this

I know this is from NZ and all, but doesn't "hen's night" sound kinda offensive?

Because when they say "I will" there is an implied "not ever have sex with you again sucker."

Because the night before the wedding a hurricane hits and all the bars and restaurants are closed and everyone is trapped in the hotel listening to the wind howl?

/oh no wait, that was just MY wedding

FTA: And because women normally censor themselves, and may not go out as often, they tend to make the most of it."

What planet is this person from???? "censor", HA HA HA, yeah right. Censor...

BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

My wife hasn't gotten the memo. Please don't forward it to her.

A non-drinker sits by herself, looking a bit over it.

Nothing worse than being sober, surrounded by drunks...

/except being drunk, surrounded by sobers...

Where oh where is the obvious tag?

BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

?????

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

After that kind of debauchery you think they suddenly clamp their legs shut?

Oh_Enough_Already: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

?????

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

After that kind of debauchery you think they suddenly clamp their legs shut?

Um, yes?

Oh_Enough_Already: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

?????

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

After that kind of debauchery you think they suddenly clamp their legs shut?

Married sex becomes less about gratification and more about being a weapon to control your desperate, sex starved husband.

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

Yeah I saw that website too. That's why I want to be a chauffer.

Oh_Enough_Already:

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

After that kind of debauchery you think they suddenly clamp their legs shut?

Most? Seriously?

Nightjars: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

My wife hasn't gotten the memo. Please don't forward it to her.

If she's anything like my wife, who read that exact memo on FARK, she'll give you on right on the spot to prove she's much cooler than that.

Whodat?: I know this is from NZ and all, but doesn't "hen's night" sound kinda offensive?

The number of times i've been assaulted by these packs of female animals justifies my calling them whatever i want.

I live in Boston but spend a lot of time in NYC and Chicago for business - last year in Chicago (and this is 1 of 3 stories i can share), i got mauled by 6 or 7 wasted women on State St. Apparently they were on a scavenger hunt and one of the items was to feel up a complete stranger.

I still don't know what to think about it because though hot, and they were quite hot, they seriously hurt the jewels...

because all women are filthy lying whores?

\no I'm not bitter
\\not at all
\\\is it that obvious?

Using this thread as an excuse to post the hottest striptease I've ever seen on the intertubes.

NSFW (new window)

"For women, making it known that they're a hen with the tiaras and veils means that it's safe: that's your time, you can do that. So whether you're pole dancing, or dressing provocatively, there's no chance of someone saying 'You gave me mixed messages'."

lol wut

Hen hen hen hen hen hen..was hen said enough times in the piece?
(HEN)...what the fark?

The Latest in Jellybean Technology: Whodat?: I know this is from NZ and all, but doesn't "hen's night" sound kinda offensive?

The number of times i've been assaulted by these packs of female animals justifies my calling them whatever i want.

I live in Boston but spend a lot of time in NYC and Chicago for business - last year in Chicago (and this is 1 of 3 stories i can share), i got mauled by 6 or 7 wasted women on State St. Apparently they were on a scavenger hunt and one of the items was to feel up a complete stranger.

I still don't know what to think about it because though hot, and they were quite hot, they seriously hurt the jewels...

I'd call followed them, called the cops and pressed charges. Not because I didn't enjoy it, but because it would be funny as hell when the wedding got canceled because the bribe was in jail and about to end up on the sex offenders list.

I don't care why.

Just glad they do.

BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

BTW, this thread was over before it began

irockalot: Nightjars: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

My wife hasn't gotten the memo. Please don't forward it to her.

If she's anything like my wife, who read that exact memo on FARK, she'll give you on right on the spot to prove she's much cooler than that.

Ignore him, he's obviously lying.

redqueenmeg: Because the night before the wedding a hurricane hits and all the bars and restaurants are closed and everyone is trapped in the hotel listening to the wind howl?

/oh no wait, that was just MY wedding

You forgot to shake your tiny fist in anger

irockalot: Nightjars: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

My wife hasn't gotten the memo. Please don't forward it to her.

If she's anything like my wife, who read that exact memo on FARK, she'll give you on right on the spot to prove she's much cooler than that.

You are a lucky person, she got a sister?

Nightjars: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

My wife hasn't gotten the memo. Please don't forward it to her.

same.
I hope she never sees those words.
Ever.

aneki: Oh_Enough_Already: BillCo: Because they know they've given their last blowjob?

?????

Most Brides-to-be these days spend half of the night chugging the cocks of strangers and male strippers on the night of their bachelorette parties and the other half sharing double headed dildoes with their gal pals in the back of the limo.

After that kind of debauchery you think they suddenly clamp their legs shut?

Married sex becomes less about gratification and more about being a weapon to control your desperate, sex starved husband.

10 days without sex is the statute of limitations for marital/sexual fidelity barring exceptionally adverse circumstances like cancer, death, tsunamis or any manner of force majeure.

Men who allow their sex lives to be dictated by their wifes - if they've made their expectations crystal clear in advance - deserve no sympathy.

Hen's nights are a kind of pressure valve, says Lola Tsiaras, who is doing a PhD in clinical psychology, researching social relationships. "For men, it's not unusual to go out in a big group every weekend," she says. "But after high school, women don't really go out in packs ... Women generally prefer one-on-one situations; if they're going out with the girls, they'll go out for dinner. So for something like a hen's night, there's a shared objective: to go wild. And because women normally censor themselves, and may not go out as often, they tend to make the most of it."

Tsiaras sees hen's nights as the safest way for women to go wild.



Um, you're on the right track there, but the reasoning is more biological... and simple. Having offspring with multiple mates ensures your offspring will be more genetically diverse, and increases the chances some of them will survive plague, pestilance, war, etc.

She goes "wild" before the wedding because she has every genetic inclination to get knocked up by someone else, and let the (unwitting) guy she's marrying help raise it.

The quack who provided the quote above only got it half right. I hate when people try and elevate human behavior above that of dogs, or pigs, or apes... for all practical purposes, it's not any more sophisticated.

The idea that there's some sort of rational thought behind the typical "hens' night out" is absurd.

FunkOut: Lots of guys complaining their wives aren't interested in sex or blowjobs anymore and I bet there's quite a few wives wondering where all the interesting sex went and how it got replaced by a couple minutes a humping accompanied by a few boob squeezes.

Let's face it, too many people are just goddamn lazy these days to put any effort in.

I have some kind of issue with ejaculation. I've never been able to finish inside of a woman, during oral, during manual stim, during anal, or even during a threesome (ex-girlfriend got frustrated and gave me the best birthday present evar), so "luckily" I'll never have the hump-n-slump problem. I usually end up going for a couple hours in some kind of vain hormone-driven desire to finish during the act, end up giving up or she gets sore and I finish it off myself. Sucks, but it's got a nice side to it I suppose.

I had a limo driver once tell me that the jobs he hates the most were bachelorette parties. The girls get drunk and act like asses, when they stop at a store and a girl goes out to get something, the girls remaining in the car will biatch and badmouth her, some girl will try and seduce the driver (never the ones he wants) and in the end, someone will leave their dinner on the limo floor.

Look at all the men complaining that their wives don't put out.

Why not just get "I'm a good provider but a crappy lay" tattooed on your forehead? Women have sex drives. You can't ALL have married frigid women.

Oh_Enough_Already: Men who allow their sex lives to be dictated by their wifes - if they've made their expectations crystal clear in advance - deserve no sympathy.

LOL
Someone sounds single

farfigneugan: Oh_Enough_Already: Men who allow their sex lives to be dictated by their wifes - if they've made their expectations crystal clear in advance - deserve no sympathy.

LOL
Someone sounds single

Does anyone else ever feel a bit apathetic when they hear about a husband raping their wife? How in the hell does something like that happen?

/not counting when it happens while seperated

The_Pole_Of_Justice: You can't ALL have married frigid women.

You say it as if there were other types of women ...

I was picked up hitching in NZ from a guy who drove a taxivan (i.e. one that could hold nine people). He told me that the absolute worsts rides were after middle-aged hen parties as the women wouldn't stop trying to bring him home.

/middle aged guy with wife and kids, guess I understand
//never slept with any passengers
///has kicked out guys having sex in the back of his van
////let a pair of women have sex in the back, sounded rather chuffed about that one

ha-ha-guy: The Latest in Jellybean Technology: Whodat?: I know this is from NZ and all, but doesn't "hen's night" sound kinda offensive?

The number of times i've been assaulted by these packs of female animals justifies my calling them whatever i want.

I live in Boston but spend a lot of time in NYC and Chicago for business - last year in Chicago (and this is 1 of 3 stories i can share), i got mauled by 6 or 7 wasted women on State St. Apparently they were on a scavenger hunt and one of the items was to feel up a complete stranger.

I still don't know what to think about it because though hot, and they were quite hot, they seriously hurt the jewels...

I'd call followed them, called the cops and pressed charges. Not because I didn't enjoy it, but because it would be funny as hell when the wedding got canceled because the bribe was in jail and about to end up on the sex offenders list.

Indeed!

Plus you could probably get some money from the sick pervert biatch.

ScottHimself: Does anyone else ever feel a bit apathetic when they hear about a husband raping their wife? How in the hell does something like that happen?

Rape is rape married or not. It happens when the word "no" is ignored and the pecker guzinto the dry vagina.

captainwil
Where oh where is the obvious tag?

Must not have gotten the memo.

smeegle: ScottHimself: Does anyone else ever feel a bit apathetic when they hear about a husband raping their wife? How in the hell does something like that happen?

Rape is rape married or not. It happens when the word "no" is ignored and the pecker guzinto the dry vagina.

smeegle is right, ScottHimself. That's why marriage exists now, so that the woman can refuse to ever fark her husband, but if he does anything other than masturbate to sate his natural urges, she gets half his shiat. Ta-Dah!

You_Really_Like_Me: I had a limo driver once tell me that the jobs he hates the most were bachelorette parties. The girls get drunk and act like asses, when they stop at a store and a girl goes out to get something, the girls remaining in the car will biatch and badmouth her, some girl will try and seduce the driver (never the ones he wants) and in the end, someone will leave their dinner on the limo floor.

Charming. I find the fact they need to wear some sort of symbol to make their actions ok (for example, a jelly penis tiara) sort of sad.

Oh_Enough_Already: aneki:

Married sex becomes less about gratification and more about being a weapon to control your desperate, sex starved husband.

10 days without sex is the statute of limitations for marital/sexual fidelity barring exceptionally adverse circumstances like cancer, death, tsunamis or any manner of force majeure.

Men who allow their sex lives to be dictated by their wifes - if they've made their expectations crystal clear in advance - deserve no sympathy.

Those types are too repressed to have meaningful conversations about "dirty things" beforehand.

Try before you buy.


So why no full Monty? "It's a grey area," says Nick, slapping on a fistful of frangipani body butter. "Half of the girls don't want to see it and the other half are like 'Show us your cock.' You try and do a happy medium, but you never know if you're going to be aroused or unaroused. And chicks can be cruel."

Somehow I can't help but feel the whole concept of a bachelor/bachelorette party is stupid.

farfigneugan: smeegle: ScottHimself: Does anyone else ever feel a bit apathetic when they hear about a husband raping their wife? How in the hell does something like that happen?

Rape is rape married or not. It happens when the word "no" is ignored and the pecker guzinto the dry vagina.

smeegle is right, ScottHimself. That's why marriage exists now, so that the woman can refuse to ever fark her husband, but if he does anything other than masturbate to sate his natural urges, she gets half his shiat. Ta-Dah!

You sound lonely.

Sign a prenup.

Tada!

The_Pole_Of_Justice: Look at all the men complaining that their wives don't put out.

Why not just get "I'm a good provider but a crappy lay" tattooed on your forehead? Women have sex drives. You can't ALL have married frigid women.

Think again...oh and FAIL

I wonder if they go wild because they know their future husband will grow a beer belly and never go down on them again.