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(Some Guy)   Former porn star Crystal Gunns now a cafeteria and playground aide at NJ school. Specialties include roast beef sandwich and hide the sausage   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 405
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2008-11-22 03:41:20 AM
I feel for this poor woman and want to right this injustice. From this day forward I shall only hire former porn stars. They will never be judged on their past actions while in my employ.

Currently we are looking for an Office Supply Manager. Must be skilled in Excel, Word, Access, and Bjs. Must be able to lift 50 lbs. or just have a nice rack.
 
2008-11-22 03:41:58 AM
Gonna call this one a 7/10.

/jmonty's trollery, not the, um, porn star
 
2008-11-22 03:43:31 AM
She must have pissed off one of her female coworkers.

Of course this is also the country which sees anything sexual as far worse than murder and violence.
 
2008-11-22 03:43:44 AM
Joce678: "Hide the sausage"? What's that?

Maybe you meant "toad in the hole"...


I prefer Welsh rabbit/rarebit.

(Okay the toad in the hole looks facking tasty..)
 
2008-11-22 03:46:31 AM
She works hard for the money
So hard for the money
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right!
 
2008-11-22 03:47:53 AM
This thread is basically the biggest clusterfark I've ever seen.
 
2008-11-22 03:48:44 AM
I bet she's a secret Muslim.
 
2008-11-22 03:48:59 AM
Of all the female teachers paraded through this site for farking a school age kid was even one of them even remotely connected with the porn industry. I save you the thinking NO. In almost all cases their coworkers, neighbors, family were shocked by their behavior.

Moral: fire all the goody two shoes and replace them with ex-porn stars. Two birds with one stone, put an end to school based pedophilia and put all these washed up hags something constructive with the rest of their lives. And you can bet that snowflake's dad is going to start showing up for the parent teacher conferences. That's three do I get extra credit?
 
2008-11-22 03:49:29 AM
Seriously, I'm not that old, where the fark were these women when I was in school?
 
2008-11-22 03:50:01 AM
Leave it to the moo cow to go on camera and say the BOOBIES should be fired.
/Boobs.
//42GGG!
///I'm drunk and In my bunk! FAP.
 
2008-11-22 03:50:35 AM
I don't understand this.

Why is it such a problem that you can verify that she's had sex before?

Didn't the children's parents have sex before, too?
 
2008-11-22 03:51:18 AM
Poop-n-Slop: I wish North America was more like Europe in regards to views on sexuality and violence, especially in the media.

Le sigh.

Discuss?


Sexuality agreed.
Violence? As in falsely or not reporting the nightly European intifada of burning cars and assaults by "youth" in the suburbs? Or EMS vehicles and personnel regularly coming under attack in certain neighborhoods? Yeah the US media is more honest there.
 
2008-11-22 03:51:37 AM
She's a cafeteria?
 
2008-11-22 03:51:56 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids


And how would you know her values? Everyone has a past, and if you looked into it she may be a better parental figure that YOU... by not be a judgmental asswipe
 
2008-11-22 03:52:05 AM
Lionel Mandrake: That's typical of moral crusaders.

What is typical of immoral crusaders?
 
2008-11-22 03:52:13 AM
Nice country. Person reforms herself, goes on the straight and narrow to find a Joe Schmo occupation and people want to fark with her livelihood because of a past she left behind. If the parents are so concerned about who's watching their kids, maybe all of the school teachers and administrators should have a public vetting. I bet more than a few teachers would have things revealed that are worse than being a porn star (a legal occupation according to the gov't and IRS).
 
2008-11-22 03:52:50 AM
Dude, it's legalized prostitution

If only we really did legalize prostitution. There's no reason for it to be illegal. How many millions of dollars are spent tracking down and persecuting a crime that hurts no one?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. Why isn't selling farking legal?" -- The late great George Carlin spells it out.
 
2008-11-22 03:53:38 AM
They're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!!!
 
2008-11-22 03:54:13 AM
jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

would you ask a priest marriage advise?
 
2008-11-22 03:55:07 AM
Begoggle: I bet she's a secret Muslim.

Looks like it's gonna take one helluva burka to contain those biguns.
 
KNW
2008-11-22 03:55:56 AM
You get the hint that plug-ugly mother there is mostly just pissed off that her hubby prolly busted a nut or two over this woman?

Besides, if priests can be shuffled about from one parish to the next for molesting kids, what's wrong with an ex-porn star working with someone so far out of her age-range?
 
2008-11-22 03:56:20 AM
jmonty: Dude, it's legalized prostitution

in YOUR opinion
 
2008-11-22 03:56:46 AM
jmonty: So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?

She likes f*cking. She likes getting paid to f*ck on camera. Is f*cking in your past?
 
2008-11-22 03:57:04 AM
InmanRoshi: I don't get it. How could they tell she used to be a porn star?

good goddamn
 
2008-11-22 03:57:04 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids


Taught? Oh yeah, I was gleaning lots of heinous stuff from those shady janitors too when I was in school.

Did you ever notice the people who do the most harm are the ones with the unknown or squeaky clean background? You never see it coming.
 
2008-11-22 03:57:36 AM
Every time she turns around the kids are in danger of being knocked down with giant plastic weapons.

images.hollywoodupclose.com
 
2008-11-22 03:59:16 AM
According to IMDB, she's only appeared in 3 porn movies. That's not very many compared to someone like Jenna Jameson.


That being said, I see no legitimate reason to fire her. Being a former porn actress isn't illegal & unless an adult brings up her past to the students, they aren't going to know that their playground/cafeteria aide acted in pornos.
 
2008-11-22 03:59:48 AM
carnifderome: Did you ever notice the people who do the most harm are the ones with the unknown or squeaky clean background? You never see it coming.

Yeah those are the bad ones alright.
 
2008-11-22 04:00:09 AM
pr0n isn't wrong or amoral. Knock it off. She doesn't need to apologize for anything.
 
2008-11-22 04:01:52 AM
jmonty: I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.

Do you know what kind of maniacs are in your own kids classes? Good morals. Yeah, many people learn by screwing up or making some bad choices. Have you forgotten all the dirty talk kids do when no adults are around to hear?

If someone hid a camera on a kid for a week, their parents would shiat their pants over what goes on, things kids know and say.
 
2008-11-22 04:02:10 AM
Notice the fat ugly woman complained the dude said it's cool
 
2008-11-22 04:04:30 AM
FARK: where reformed whores are the most desirable employees for schools, unless they mention Jesus to the kids.
 
2008-11-22 04:04:35 AM
It seems like those who rail against pornography are the ones with dick on the brain all day long.
 
2008-11-22 04:04:39 AM
I would argue that her adult film career makes her the perfect candidate for this job. She has been, in essence, had her background broadcast for all the world to see. We now know that she does in fact have sex with adults, which is more that I can say about many teachers/priests/others who have close contact with children that I read about here. She has left her past behind, and I fail to see why some here cannot do the same.

I'm willing to bet that those who are tearing at their clothes and gnashing their teeth would also classify themselves as "Christian" and more specifically that of the evangelical variety. If you Christians don't mind, I would like an explanation about why you believe that a person cannot in fact be forgiven for their past transgressions, because it sure seems to me that there are one or two passages about that in the book you are beating right now. It seems to me that you guys would rather her continue doing porn (and christ, with a face like that why on earth would you want that?).
 
2008-11-22 04:05:04 AM
holy moly is she fugly... ...i see why this thread lacks images.
 
2008-11-22 04:05:18 AM
GIF right here(NSFW)
Link (new window)
 
2008-11-22 04:05:32 AM
In this cafeteria ... is she like in charge of "milk"?
 
2008-11-22 04:07:25 AM
iimageme.com

"I know every girl in here got a d*** they regret. And I bet you it wasn't a President's d***. I bet he worked at Kenny's Shoes or Safeway or somethin like that."
 
2008-11-22 04:07:28 AM
Former adult start working at local school

Former adult what?
 
2008-11-22 04:08:08 AM
zxnos: holy moly is she fugly... ...i see why this thread lacks images.
You can't find many safe for work pics of her
 
2008-11-22 04:10:21 AM
KNW: You get the hint that plug-ugly mother there is mostly just pissed off that her hubby prolly busted a nut or two over this woman?


I think that pug ugly chick that was throwing a fit in TFA was a preschool teacher at the school. Obviously a sexually frustrated person trying to take out her psychosis on someone. A passive-aggressive form of violence. I wouldn't want my kids being taught by a person with such a twisted psyche.

Anyone ever notice how the most puritanical self-righteous folks tend to commit acts of violence like starting wars, torturing people, and blowing up buildings? You think thats a coincidence?
 
2008-11-22 04:10:47 AM
Was there a problem with her past employment?

Did she show up late to work frequently?

Was she unwilling to perform to the outlined requirements of the position?
 
2008-11-22 04:12:51 AM
mikaloyd: FARK: where reformed whores are the most desirable employees for schools, unless they mention Jesus to the kids.

THE REAL WORLD: where people who mention Jesus to the kids also end up being the ones that molest them. When's the last time you heard of an ex porn star diddling children?
 
2008-11-22 04:13:28 AM
zxnos: holy moly is she fugly

Cucullen: that pug ugly chick


She's been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...
 
2008-11-22 04:13:35 AM
Since when did a child ever learn morals from someone in a hairnet handing out chicken nuggets or blowing the whistle on a soccer field?

If she were a middle or high school teacher (ie, kids who might have some idea of what she had been up to), I could at least see where the moralists are coming from.

But an elementary school lunch lady? Really? Why would they even know what a porn star was at that age? Even the really bad "fast" kids I went to school with didn't know or care what a porn star was until at least 6th grade.

What exactly are you afraid your kid would learn from a woman like this? That fake nails and heavy foundation are considered by some to be attractive? They could more easily learn that from the local grocery store, where the jailbait clerk turns on the unsuspecting moralistic father who sees acrylics and thinks porn.
 
2008-11-22 04:14:28 AM
Everyone biatching about her former profession is a farking hypocrite.

Let the woman move on with her life, ffs.
 
2008-11-22 04:14:38 AM
ultraholland: She's been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...

She's fug pugly
 
2008-11-22 04:15:35 AM
XanthPrime: Was she unwilling to perform to the outlined requirements of the position?

The woman's a saint. She's taken on her fair share of missionary positions.
 
2008-11-22 04:16:11 AM
mikaloyd: FARK: where reformed whores are the most desirable employees for schools, unless they mention Jesus to the kids.

"Reformed whore" = "I made mistakes, but I'm fixing them and moving on with my life."
"Mention Jesus to the kids" = "I disagree with your spiritual beliefs so I'm going to convert your children to my religion against your will and without your knowledge."

Which do you find more acceptable? The person repairing their own life, or the person trying to ruin the life of another?
 
2008-11-22 04:19:19 AM

Maybe she slipped up on the question "Where do you see yourself in five years?", and said five years away from not being a porn star.


/Never understood the five year question.

 
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