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(Some Guy)   Former porn star Crystal Gunns now a cafeteria and playground aide at NJ school. Specialties include roast beef sandwich and hide the sausage   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 405
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2008-11-22 12:24:04 AM
The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.
 
2008-11-22 12:26:04 AM
OH FOR FARK'S SAKE. What the hell is wrong with this country? OMGZ SHE'S TRYING TO CORRUPT OUR YOOTS!!!111

Americans scream and giggle everytime they see peepee parts
 
2008-11-22 12:33:50 AM
Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.


Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids
 
2008-11-22 12:34:59 AM
*does GIS*

Holy DO NOT WANT Batman.
 
2008-11-22 12:41:47 AM
My roommate's comment on the article:

"What do they think she's going to do? Start shoving kids up her twat?!"
 
2008-11-22 12:41:56 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids


And how would the kids know all about her past if dickheads like you didn't bring it up? And the fkn "concerned" media didn't broadcast it? How the hell would they know, and why would they care?

Obviously, you are a judgmental moran.
 
2008-11-22 12:45:10 AM
Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids

And how would the kids know all about her past if dickheads like you didn't bring it up? And the fkn "concerned" media didn't broadcast it? How the hell would they know, and why would they care?

Obviously, you are a judgmental moran.


So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?
 
2008-11-22 12:49:02 AM
Ms. Tuck is very lucky that kids don't do things like, I don't know, make up teasing rhymes using their teacher's names.
 
2008-11-22 12:54:59 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids

And how would the kids know all about her past if dickheads like you didn't bring it up? And the fkn "concerned" media didn't broadcast it? How the hell would they know, and why would they care?

Obviously, you are a judgmental moran.

So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?


Did she do something illegal? Did she do something to harm children? What exactly in her past disqualifies her from being a "cafeteria and playground aide"?

If you have a substantive reason for denying her this job, please state it. It seems that your just sayng "ew..I don't like that...fire her."

Please give me a good reason to not allow her to do this work.
 
2008-11-22 01:01:03 AM
Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids

And how would the kids know all about her past if dickheads like you didn't bring it up? And the fkn "concerned" media didn't broadcast it? How the hell would they know, and why would they care?

Obviously, you are a judgmental moran.

So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?

Did she do something illegal? Did she do something to harm children? What exactly in her past disqualifies her from being a "cafeteria and playground aide"?

If you have a substantive reason for denying her this job, please state it. It seems that your just sayng "ew..I don't like that...fire her."

Please give me a good reason to not allow her to do this work.


OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.
 
2008-11-22 01:04:53 AM
jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

That has nothing to do with anything.

I asked a simple question: what is your reason for denying her this job?
 
2008-11-22 01:13:25 AM
jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

Dude, she was a Porn Star. She wasn't a pedophile, rapist, buggerer, or any of that crap. Her name turned up no shady past, so what's the problem?
 
2008-11-22 01:14:20 AM
I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.
 
2008-11-22 01:18:52 AM
Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

That has nothing to do with anything.

I asked a simple question: what is your reason for denying her this job?


Sorry Lionel, we were on a discussion there and i didn't quote you. no offence

I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.
 
2008-11-22 01:20:07 AM
jmonty: I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.

So you can't answer a simple, direct question?

That's typical of moral crusaders.
 
2008-11-22 01:20:59 AM
This wouldn't be a problem if she acted in horribly violent slasher movies, or movies that portrayed her as a bank robber, crooked executive, etc.

Saw 3 is OK for the snowflakes, but heaven forbid someone give a hummer on-screen
 
2008-11-22 01:22:31 AM
JoJoTheIdiotMonkeyBoy: jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

Dude, she was a Porn Star. She wasn't a pedophile, rapist, buggerer, or any of that crap. Her name turned up no shady past, so what's the problem?


Her name turned up no shady past??? Dude, it's legalized prostitution
 
2008-11-22 01:25:29 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: OK. Would you, if you have any one of these, want your wife, daughter, or mother seeing a nymphomaniac (or even former) for a psychologist? I would hope not.

That has nothing to do with anything.

I asked a simple question: what is your reason for denying her this job?

Sorry Lionel, we were on a discussion there and i didn't quote you. no offence

I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.


I apologize...I answered the earlier post.

I don't get why you think her being a playground and cafeteria aide would would be harmful to your kid. If the media and concerned parents didn't bring it up, your kid would never ever know. If they heard you discussing it, they wouldn't understand.

So far, no one, including you, has given me a good reason why she should be fired. If you can, please do.
 
2008-11-22 01:25:38 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: The school superintendent says the district is investigating all of it's options to see what sort of recourse it has.

How about letting her do her fkn job, asshole? You ever think of that?

If she does her job well, leave her the fk alone.

Sure, I'd want my kid to be taught by this woman with such righteous values. Obviously you don't have kids


I have a kid. And I don't give a shiat. For one, she's not a teacher. She's a cafeteria/playground aide. For two, if she did try to teach the kids her "righteous values" (or at least the ones she had as a pornstar), she'd be out on her ass faster than you can blink and she knows it. Get off your goddamned high horse.
 
2008-11-22 01:25:53 AM
jmonty: Her name turned up no shady past??? Dude, it's legalized prostitution

So you're opposed to people selling something or doing something which is perfectly legal and considered not only not immortal, but an actual imperative from your christian god (remember, be fruitful and multiply) as long as it's done for free?
 
2008-11-22 01:26:49 AM
jmonty: Her name turned up no shady past??? Dude, it's legalized prostitution

and yet nothing turned up in a background check, according to TFA. She must be such a horrible person.
 
2008-11-22 01:28:12 AM
Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.

So you can't answer a simple, direct question?

That's typical of moral crusaders.


I answered a simple and direct question. To you, Adolf Hitler would have been a fun person to invite over at parties!
 
2008-11-22 01:29:12 AM
jmonty: Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals. And I'm not one to blame the school system on the upbriging of my child. But I will say that I do bring my kid up right, and when I'm working, I want my kid to be tendered to the the best that I can accommodate while I'm not there.

So you can't answer a simple, direct question?

That's typical of moral crusaders.

I answered a simple and direct question. To you, Adolf Hitler would have been a fun person to invite over at parties!


Oh yeah, because pornstars are big proponents of genocide and warfare! You only look like a bigger ass with each post you make.
 
2008-11-22 01:32:58 AM
jmonty: To you, Adolf Hitler would have been a fun person to invite over at parties!

22 posts to Godwin. And just like most others, this one is completely irrelevant and a silly method of avoidance.
 
2008-11-22 01:35:06 AM
From Wikipedia (new window)
Under her real name Louisa C. Tuck, she said that she hasn't worked in adult entertainment for five years and should be able to continue her job. "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?"
 
2008-11-22 01:36:28 AM
jmonty: I answered a simple and direct question. To you, Adolf Hitler would have been a fun person to invite over at parties!

What? Seriously, WHAT?

I suspect your kids have more immediate problems than a cafeteria/playground aide...
 
2008-11-22 01:39:24 AM
Lionel Mandrake: jmonty: I answered a simple and direct question. To you, Adolf Hitler would have been a fun person to invite over at parties!

What? Seriously, WHAT?

I suspect your kids have more immediate problems than a cafeteria/playground aide...


i48.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-22 01:42:50 AM
jmonty: Adolf Hitler

Porn star.... hitler.... porn star... hitler...

*confused*
 
2008-11-22 02:11:26 AM
sarcastrophe: jmonty: Adolf Hitler

Porn star.... hitler.... porn star... hitler...

*confused*


I think the point is, if Hitler had become a porn star, he wouldn't have committed genocide. All the man needed after his art school rejection was a good hummer. But, would anyone give it to him?

Nooooo...

So he said, "Fark it, I'm gonna kill everyone in the world until I get a good hummer."

/I wonder if Eva gave him a hummer before they ended up in their ditch covered in petrol on fire. ;)
//did I miss a point in this thread?
 
2008-11-22 02:13:59 AM
jmonty: So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?

Are you saying we should only judge people by their pasts and not by their current behavior?

If so, then I hope you have lived a flawless life, because otherwise, there might be something you have done in your past that would merit one of us calling Child Services and having your child taken away.

Good thing the world doesn't work that way, eh?
 
2008-11-22 02:20:03 AM
mamoru: /I wonder if Eva gave him a hummer before they ended up in their ditch covered in petrol on fire. ;)

and it was their honeymoon too.

Oh Adolf, how shall we spend our honeymoon.
In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
 
2008-11-22 02:23:46 AM
mamoru: jmonty: So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?

Are you saying we should only judge people by their pasts and not by their current behavior?

If so, then I hope you have lived a flawless life, because otherwise, there might be something you have done in your past that would merit one of us calling Child Services and having your child taken away.

Good thing the world doesn't work that way, eh?


Everybody's done wrong in there life. But usually, when one's done wrong, they make sure that never happens again. Not that this is always the case, but in most cases I'd like to think most people do not make the same mistake twice. Especially when there are kids involved.
 
2008-11-22 02:26:51 AM
I STILL can't eat at Arby's because of the Fark references to roast beef.

Blegh!

You guys suck.
 
2008-11-22 03:01:59 AM
Get the fark over it.

Oh no, she did the no-no thing with her naughty parts.

So the fark what? Grow the fark up and stop acting like a retarded 9-year-old kid.

God farking damnit, you coont stop being suck a little pissant cockpussylickfacegobler.

/druck as fark
 
2008-11-22 03:21:37 AM
Do you really think the rest of the teachers dont have sex lives jmonty? Im SURE they do. Im sure most of them have sex like multiple times a week. They're ADULTS and do ADULT things. Some teachers go home and GASP drink the evil alcohol! smoke! Some on campus. A lot of teachers smoke...POT.. OMG!

This person is an aid. Not a teacher. She's not preaching her sex life or morals at school to the childeren. She's there under her real name trying to live a normal, non pornstar life. And you want to burn her at the stake for going back to a normal life? There's no going back once you go down a bad road? No forgiveness? Im sure that's what Jesus would want. He wouldnt pal around with whores. Oh wait. Mary Magdalin was a whore. And jesus accepted her. Perhaps you can learn from someone like him. I think his friends wrote a book or something.
 
2008-11-22 03:26:19 AM
jmonty: I think I answered everything. I would not want my kid brought up with bad morals.

You apparently don't want grandchildren, either, if you think sex is immoral.

You immoral bastard.
 
2008-11-22 03:27:42 AM
she's got an honest job.

Works for me.
 
2008-11-22 03:30:57 AM
lionfish: Oh wait. Mary Magdalin was a whore.

No, she was absolutely NOT.
 
2008-11-22 03:31:25 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I don't get it. How could they tell she used to be a porn star?
 
2008-11-22 03:31:49 AM
I know I'd volunteer to pick up the kid from school more often.
/didn't see her pic
 
2008-11-22 03:34:54 AM
mailroomjack: From Wikipedia (new window)
Under her real name Louisa C. Tuck, she said that she hasn't worked in adult entertainment for five years and should be able to continue her job. "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?"


And his predecessor was a full blown alcoholic, which is only slightly better than some of his historical precedents, who were full blown alcoholics in office.

But hell. This is America. Where you can make a movie in which the action hero spends half his time stabbing, shooting, or beating people to a pulp with his bare hands and not get in as much trouble as you would if a boob flops out.
 
2008-11-22 03:36:25 AM
Im sure that's what Jesus would want. He wouldnt pal around with whores. Oh wait. Mary Magdalin was a whore. And jesus accepted her. Perhaps you can learn from someone like him. I think his friends wrote a book or something.

WIN
 
2008-11-22 03:38:23 AM
jmonty: Everybody's done wrong in there life. But usually, when one's done wrong, they make sure that never happens again. Not that this is always the case, but in most cases I'd like to think most people do not make the same mistake twice. Especially when there are kids involved.

You haven't yet established what it was she did that was wrong. She had a job in a profession you find distasteful, yet it is legal. A profession she has apparently chosen to leave behind.

Perhaps she feels like she should be doing something better, doing her part to help the next generation. Now, she knows she's not going to be a teacher, so she works behind the scenes, making sure they eat right and don't get hurt while playing.

And then you condemn her for her past. Can't she be allowed to leave it behind? She never hurt anyone. Do you think perhaps she will be holding "real" sex ed classes behind the gym?

The worst part of it all is that you not only don't address the question at hand, What did she do that was wrong, you haven't shown how what she has done in the past has any bearing on what she is doing now. And then, in an act of sheer desperation, you vomit "But won't someone think of the children" on the end, as if that justifies the random trail of half-moldy thoughts and outright disingenuous you call an argument.
 
2008-11-22 03:38:27 AM
jmonty: mamoru: jmonty: So what you are saying is that a person's past should have no reflection of their character?

Are you saying we should only judge people by their pasts and not by their current behavior?

If so, then I hope you have lived a flawless life, because otherwise, there might be something you have done in your past that would merit one of us calling Child Services and having your child taken away.

Good thing the world doesn't work that way, eh?

Everybody's done wrong in there life. But usually, when one's done wrong, they make sure that never happens again. Not that this is always the case, but in most cases I'd like to think most people do not make the same mistake twice. Especially when there are kids involved.


Having sex is not a wrong sorry to dissapoint you.
 
2008-11-22 03:38:40 AM
She's kind of ridiculous but good for her for doing something with her life. Here's hoping she's off the blow.
 
2008-11-22 03:39:36 AM
I love stuck-up-the-ass moral crusaders. They provide me a boundless amount of entertainment.


She's an AIDE, not a teacher. She's basically a special helper, only she gets paid for it. She's not teaching anyone anything, she's not responsible for their intellectual and emotional development. If she's not a criminal, if she's competent at the job, let her farking do the job.


Porn is legal, as long as it doesn't involve the dead, animals, children or the unwilling. She's done nothing wrong with her life. Quit being a sanctimonious prude.
 
2008-11-22 03:40:38 AM
I wish North America was more like Europe in regards to views on sexuality and violence, especially in the media.

Le sigh.

Discuss?
 
2008-11-22 03:40:47 AM
"Hide the sausage"? What's that?

Maybe you meant "toad in the hole"...

i259.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-22 03:40:52 AM
jmonty: in most cases I'd like to think most people do not make the same mistake twice. Especially when there are kids involved.

And, now that kids are involved, has she been making the same "mistake" (as you put it)? Has she been shagging the kids? Has she been filming porn scenes on school grounds? Pole dances on the swingsets? Has she even brought up her previous life as an adult film star at all?

Or has she just been doing her job as it should be done?
 
2008-11-22 03:40:58 AM
lionfish: Im sure that's what Jesus would want. He wouldnt pal around with whores. Oh wait. Mary Magdalin was a whore. And jesus accepted her. Perhaps you can learn from someone like him. I think his friends wrote a book or something.

Mary Magdalene is nowhere in the Bible identified as a prostitute. Sorry.

That said, I've no problem with this woman working. She can clearly do her job, or they'd have fired her for that.
 
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