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(News.com.au)   Cate Blanchett reveals that the secret to a happy marriage is spooning. Subby would quite happily spoon Cate, but only if the forking was good   (news.com.au) divider line
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2008-11-21 02:05:18 AM  
She should try sporking.
 
2008-11-21 02:26:04 AM  
Knife one, subby.
 
2008-11-21 02:56:36 AM  
You know, she's one of the most amazing actors around today, but I haven't come close to being attracted to her.
 
2008-11-21 03:09:52 AM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: You know, she's one of the most amazing actors around today, but I haven't come close to being attracted to her.


Too bad. I bet she can fake a very convincing orgasm.
 
2008-11-21 03:13:51 AM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: You know, she's one of the most amazing actors around today, but I haven't come close to being attracted to her.


I came here to say this. Thanks for saving me some time.
 
2008-11-21 03:19:20 AM  
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Here she is in "Do Not Want" character.
 
2008-11-21 03:36:55 AM  
submitter: but only if the forking was good

Heyyy-YOOOOO!
 
wee
2008-11-21 03:44:13 AM  
Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

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Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2008-11-21 03:58:02 AM  
It is common knowledge among mature people, that the best thing after you have sex is waking up with the person in the morning, and making coffee for them.
 
2008-11-21 04:09:44 AM  

Sun God: It is common knowledge among mature people, that the best thing after you have sex is waking up with the person in the morning, and making coffee for them.


This, and I'm 19.
/Yeah, I'm kind of sensitive
//so what?
 
2008-11-21 04:19:08 AM  

Raptor Jesus: //so what?


I was wondering why this headline is greenlit.
 
2008-11-21 05:31:35 AM  
She isn't hot to me.
 
2008-11-21 05:49:34 AM  

wee: Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

Fist, angry god, etc.


If I somehow got a realistic chance, then I have a realistic perspective, too.

Would. Not. Hit.

Never understood how she got the role of Galadriel.
 
2008-11-21 05:50:55 AM  

wee: Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

Fist, angry god, etc.



I can't tell if you're joking, but she isn't at all attractive in that photo. She's one of those good actresses who is just passable in looks. And why not?
 
2008-11-21 06:08:30 AM  
Well, I like her!

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/would run through all the utensils with her
//spoon, knife, fork, melon baller
 
2008-11-21 06:56:03 AM  

Sun God: It is common knowledge among mature people, that the best thing after you have sex is waking up with the person in the morning, and making coffee for them.


The LNF and I do this. Whoever wakes up first starts the coffee. The sitting in bed drinking it, just talking.

CB has some amazing eyes.
 
2008-11-21 07:09:40 AM  

Halfmast Trousers: wee: Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

Fist, angry god, etc.


I can't tell if you're joking, but she isn't at all attractive in that photo. She's one of those good actresses who is just passable in looks. And why not?


Ah the rich tapestry of attraction. What attracts one does not another.

In my case I think she is sensational. Very very attractive.

Maybe her knees are a little too sharp for you?

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2008-11-21 07:36:46 AM  
spooning just butters you up for forking
 
2008-11-21 07:48:57 AM  

MonkeyVegetables: spooning just butters you up for forking


Maybe you should fork off and dine.
 
2008-11-21 07:51:05 AM  

Sun God: It is common knowledge among mature people, that the best thing after you have sex is waking up with the person in the morning, and making coffee for them.


Or cooking for them.


/would hit it
//again and again
///with spoons, basters and other utensils
 
2008-11-21 08:09:56 AM  
I didn't like her as Galadriel at first but she grew on me. Sure beats Liv Tyler as Arwen.

/I'd empty my turkey baster in her.
 
2008-11-21 08:48:57 AM  

steve_wmn: I didn't like her as Galadriel at first but she grew on me. Sure beats Liv Tyler as Arwen.

/I'd empty my turkey baster in her.


Remind me never to accept an invite to Thanksgiving dinner at your house.
 
2008-11-21 09:17:02 AM  
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Really?
 
2008-11-21 09:17:15 AM  
She's in my top 5.

/sooo hot, want to touch the hiney
 
2008-11-21 09:19:36 AM  
ya rly

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2008-11-21 09:20:46 AM  
Cate Blanchett made me want to fark Bob Dylan. It's true.
 
2008-11-21 09:40:13 AM  
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I thought she was a bull dyke.
 
2008-11-21 09:43:26 AM  
What's *not* to want about her? I mean, she's a beautiful, smart, charismatic woman.

Oh wait, that's right. She's a woman, not a Real Doll.

I hate that Peter Jackson went all negative exposure on her in LOTR. She has enough stage presence to not need a cheesy special effect.
 
2008-11-21 09:44:00 AM  

Balrog1: I thought she was a bull dyke.


Freaky moment. I was just listening to Seu Jorge (pops)

Awesome chill out music
 
2008-11-21 10:05:43 AM  

wee: Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

Fist, angry god, etc.


It's not like she will be the first up againt the headboard when my plan for global domination comes to its inevitable fruition, but she'll be somewhere on the list of a certainty.

/ You know what I really want in a girl?
// Me.
 
2008-11-21 10:06:09 AM  
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2008-11-21 10:29:24 AM  
I like her, she can act, shes pretty and she doesn't whore her life out to the media.

In a way she's a true actor, she does the job, goes to award shows and then goes home. You rarely see her on US weekly or even the gossip blogs talking about her.
 
2008-11-21 10:51:01 AM  
The headline makes me sad, but I adore Cate. Now THAT is a read woman. THAT is a hot, sexy, and classy woman. Not some kid with tits .... what do you call them? Ah, yes, Megan Foxes.
 
2008-11-21 11:34:49 AM  

Sarcastica75: The headline makes me sad, but I adore Cate. Now THAT is a real woman. THAT is a hot, sexy, and classy woman. Not some kid with tits .... what do you call them? Ah, yes, Megan Foxes.


THIS.

I think she's literally stunning.
 
2008-11-21 11:44:49 AM  

wee: Oh yeah, she's hideous all right.

Fist, angry god, etc.


She's frigging incredible. I'd stick a spoon in her, if that's what she wants...
 
2008-11-21 11:48:09 AM  
HERE'S THE THING:

She is truly one of those women who can look beautiful, or hideous, depending on various factors.

So I understand in this case, the "do not want" mentality from farkers.
 
2008-11-21 11:50:38 AM  
What I like about Cate Blanchett is that she comes across as a very feminine and fertile woman. She is definitely the type you want to fill with baby batter.

In that movie where she was a teacher boinking the student, she was so hawt and it was so creepy I had mixed feelings. But in that role she had real passion.

In the Aviator she managed to make Katherine Hepburn damned sexy. That was pretty much a miracle. So yeah, fist of angry God yada yada yada. (who am I kidding? I can't hit anything like the fist of an angry God, but I sure would try my best. It would be over in like 5 minutes top.)
 
2008-11-21 12:28:11 PM  
She has the classy sexiness, plus the accent.
Also does not appear to be a media whore.

/If you want to see a great actress who is *meh* looking
//Tilda Swinton
 
2008-11-21 12:35:51 PM  
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/approves of this thread
/Fork-give me
 
2008-11-21 01:01:24 PM  

Flying Undead Sheep: She has the classy sexiness, plus the accent.
Also does not appear to be a media whore.

/If you want to see a great actress who is *meh* looking
//Tilda Swinton


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(ouch, so hot)

Meh?

/only good thing about "Constantine"
//"What ever you do, don't open your eyes." (or you'll see Keanu try to act)
 
2008-11-21 01:12:11 PM  

Robert1966: Sarcastica75: The headline makes me sad, but I adore Cate. Now THAT is a real woman. THAT is a hot, sexy, and classy woman. Not some kid with tits .... what do you call them? Ah, yes, Megan Foxes.

THIS.

I think she's literally stunning.


That's the best way to describe her. She's stunning.
 
2008-11-21 01:17:05 PM  
She's married with three kids: She allows her husband ten minutes once a week to 'hit that' but demands being cuddled and held every night.

The marriage is successful only for as long as the husband will put up with it.
 
2008-11-21 02:41:33 PM  
I would hit that like the bat of an angry Barry Bonds.
 
2008-11-21 02:46:27 PM  

Halfmast Trousers: I can't tell if you're joking, but she isn't at all attractive in that photo.


I respectfully disagree. But judging someone on a single picture can really be unfair regardless.

Example:
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/fist of an angry god

where as...
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do not want
 
2008-11-21 03:14:36 PM  
Vash The Stampede
I respectfully disagree. But judging someone on a single picture can really be unfair regardless.

That was Cate in Bandits? I'd like to change my answer to "sort of want".
 
2008-11-21 03:32:43 PM  
Yeah, I saw it live-and what I thought was..um..although a cute simple idea..it is not always true.
 
2008-11-21 05:04:02 PM  
Lighting and makeup are very, very important to looking good in a pic.

With the right lighting and makeup, she has a freakish sort of good looks.
 
2008-11-21 06:43:01 PM  
 
2008-11-21 07:52:36 PM  
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2008-11-21 11:03:31 PM  

Robert1966: Sarcastica75: The headline makes me sad, but I adore Cate. Now THAT is a real woman. THAT is a hot, sexy, and classy woman. Not some kid with tits .... what do you call them? Ah, yes, Megan Foxes.

THIS.

I think she's literally stunning.


Yes, but I also don't consider Megan Fox to be hot at all--I don't care that she's tits on a stick and half naked all the time.

/standards. sharp knees. related memes.
 
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