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(Gawker)   Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin appear in pinup calendar. Now you no longer have to pretend you like their articles   ( gawker.com) divider line
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2008-11-20 03:16:10 PM  
Wow. Most appropriate use of the Fail tag, subby

Most appropriate indeed.
 
2008-11-20 03:18:05 PM  
Okay... *snicker* A Tranny and a lady-boy walk into a calendar...
 
2008-11-20 03:19:36 PM  
Dartboard would be a bigger seller.
 
2008-11-20 03:21:38 PM  
I like how they highlighted Ann's sunken Skeletor cheeks.
 
2008-11-20 03:24:03 PM  
Malkin = okay

Coulter = boner killer
 
2008-11-20 03:25:04 PM  
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
2008-11-20 03:25:08 PM  
Malkin looks like a very expensive hooker.

Coulter looks like a drag queen.
 
2008-11-20 03:25:09 PM  
Just the thought of what's behind that link scares me....
 
2008-11-20 03:25:20 PM  
That isn't very conservative.
 
2008-11-20 03:27:45 PM  
Shudder
 
2008-11-20 03:30:33 PM  
There is no way in hell I'm clicking that. Not in a million years. And if any of you farkers posts an inline image, I'll farking kill you. Seriously. I'll track you down and kill you.
 
2008-11-20 03:31:28 PM  
I'd dogpile both of 'em. Especially Coulter.


/me so horny.
 
2008-11-20 03:32:14 PM  
I'd sooner saw my own nuts off with a rusty butter knife than even think about hitting either of them.
 
2008-11-20 03:34:40 PM  
What, no ass shots? How can I fulfill my fantasy without an ass shot?

/How can you have any pudding?
//If you don't eat your meat
 
2008-11-20 03:36:07 PM  
I don't even care of Coulter looks like a dude. I'd stick it so far up her pooper that my balls would literally rest on her chin.

She deserves it.

/and apparantly she's a secret liberal too, which pisses me off
//her friends are gay, and she is real-life troll
 
2008-11-20 03:38:55 PM  
Thanks, Subby! I needed to throw up today. You're the best.

/+1
 
2008-11-20 03:39:43 PM  
This just speaks to the right wing's poor judgment that they continue to prop up Coulter, Malkin, and Palin as the Conservative Hotties while ignoring the slew of Fox News Teleprompter Bimbos who they no doubt watch every day.

/Not to mention our current White House Press Secretary.
//Can't think of a decent double-entendre involving the Bay of Pigs
 
2008-11-20 03:40:36 PM  
LULWHUT?
 
2008-11-20 03:40:40 PM  
Malkin's not so bad. Just sayin'.
 
2008-11-20 03:42:58 PM  
No sir, I don't care for either of them...
 
2008-11-20 03:46:07 PM  

The Great EZE: Can't think of a decent double-entendre involving the Bay of Pigs


Something about eating at the trough I guess would work
 
2008-11-20 03:47:28 PM  
img238.imageshack.us

www.rawilson.com


/Some like it hot...linked
 
2008-11-20 03:52:17 PM  
I would hatefark Malkin like crazy and make her call me Obama king dong while I stuffed her panties in her mouth.

By contrast I wouldn't fark Coulter with Darconix's dick and NYZooMan pushing.
 
2008-11-20 03:58:25 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-20 03:59:18 PM  
Grudge-f*ckable.

Shawshank/Oz dirty, evil, PMIT grudge-f*ckable.

They'd love it.
 
2008-11-20 03:59:19 PM  
While I can't stand the crazy,

I think Coulter is attractive. I would do her.


Malkin not so much.
 
2008-11-20 04:00:22 PM  

sloppy shoes: I would do her.


I sense a flaw in your thinking there
 
2008-11-20 04:02:42 PM  
www.speedmetal.comi.a.cnn.net
 
2008-11-20 04:11:21 PM  
Coulter's joints are so sharp they'll give you a papercut.
 
2008-11-20 04:12:53 PM  

Meet Us at the Stick: sloppy shoes: I would do her.

I sense a flaw in your thinking there


Why? I think she's hot. Or at least pretty attractive.
 
2008-11-20 04:17:59 PM  
The eye bleach annual?
 
2008-11-20 04:18:16 PM  

sloppy shoes: I think she's hot. Or at least pretty attractive.


FTFY

Also, see TraeHova's pic upthread
 
2008-11-20 04:19:23 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: There is no way in hell I'm clicking that. Not in a million years. And if any of you farkers posts an inline image, I'll farking kill you. Seriously. I'll track you down and kill you.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
2008-11-20 04:20:46 PM  
I'm assuming they put all of these "conservative" women in hideously expensive fur coats just to show how above the little people they are?

/who is the hell buys this calander - except Sean Hannity?
 
2008-11-20 04:20:51 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: There is no way in hell I'm clicking that. Not in a million years. And if any of you farkers posts an inline image, I'll farking kill you. Seriously. I'll track you down and kill you.


Pfff. It's not scary. They're fully-clothed and just as heinous-looking as any other pictures of them you've seen.
 
2008-11-20 04:21:44 PM  
Oh yes, the hot ladies of the right:

photos-g.ll.facebook.com
 
2008-11-20 04:25:28 PM  

TheGrayCat: I'm assuming they put all of these "conservative" women in hideously expensive fur coats just to show how above the little people they are?

/who is the hell buys this calander - except Sean Hannity?



Sean's more interested in the hot "conservative" men.
 
2008-11-20 04:29:16 PM  
http://ifarkedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
 
2008-11-20 04:29:19 PM  
i457.photobucket.com

Even the alphabet is pissed at George.
 
2008-11-20 04:30:19 PM  
ann coulter is a man.
 
2008-11-20 04:31:05 PM  
I'd just as soon piss on either of these biatches as look at them.
 
2008-11-20 04:31:49 PM  

TraeHova: /Some like it hot...linked


You know what they say... if it has an apple, it has a banana.
 
2008-11-20 04:32:38 PM  
Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin appear in pinup calendar. Now you to pretend you like their articles are blind.

FTFY Subby.
 
2008-11-20 04:32:45 PM  
First time on FARK that having to login to follow a link in the article didn't bother me.
 
2008-11-20 04:33:11 PM  
meat0918: Even the alphabet is pissed at George.

Your thread went thattta way ------->
 
2008-11-20 04:33:12 PM  
This sounds about as hot as a "Ladies of TF" calendar.
 
2008-11-20 04:34:37 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I like how they highlighted Ann's sunken Skeletor cheeks.


Not to mention her Adam's apple.
 
2008-11-20 04:34:45 PM  
That is astounding.
I'm no piece of eye candy myself -- but, I do not hold myself out as attractive.
These two -- even with the prodigious photoshop skills of portrait artists -- are still not attractive. Exactly what types of hallucinogens, in what amount and over what period of time, would lead these two she-beasts to believe that they are in any way alluring?
Kudos to subby -- most appropriate use of "Fail" tag.
 
2008-11-20 04:35:32 PM  
*fap*
 
2008-11-20 04:35:37 PM  

sloppy shoes: Why? I think she's hot. Or at least pretty attractive.


I would hit either one. Or both. Why is everyone so picky?
 
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