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(Starpulse)   Megan Fox, known for her amazing hotness and weak acting skills, is planning on putting the final nail in the coffin of her career   (starpulse.com) divider line 101
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2008-11-20 01:10:19 PM  
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2008-11-20 01:50:04 PM  
I believe to this story there may be... more than meets the eye.
 
2008-11-20 01:57:26 PM  
I wonder if this is a game show.
 
2008-11-20 02:07:50 PM  
Megan Fox, known for her amazing hotness and weak acting skills, is planning on putting the final nail in the coffin of her career

FTFY
 
2008-11-20 02:09:44 PM  
Who?
 
2008-11-20 02:10:05 PM  
I wonder what he does with her clubbed thumb.
 
2008-11-20 02:11:23 PM  
John Buck 41: Who?

images.starpulse.com

Her.

/hot like . . .
 
2008-11-20 02:11:26 PM  
Why the Brian Austin Green hate? Sure 90210 sucked, but he actually kicks ass on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

That he dates a hot piece of ass and is a believable action star playing a soldier sent back from the future should be enough to give the guy some credit.
 
2008-11-20 02:11:45 PM  
Not saying she isn't hot or I wouldn't hit it, but I bet she burps louder and can throw down more beers than Brian Austin Houston San Antonio Green.

She wears the pants in that relationship.
 
2008-11-20 02:13:16 PM  
She's good looking, but def not cream of the crop. Give that girl a sammich!
 
2008-11-20 02:13:17 PM  
RageAgainstTheMachine: That he dates a hot piece of ass and is a believable action star playing a soldier sent back from the future should be enough to give the guy some credit.

I give the guy props on his successful hunt, but it's hard to give him respect when you remember his "rap" career.
 
2008-11-20 02:14:03 PM  
Killer Cars: Not saying she isn't hot or I wouldn't hit it, but I bet she burps louder and can throw down more beers than Brian Austin Houston San Antonio Green.

She wears the pants in that relationship.


And I bet she clit slaps him acroos the face when he gets out of line.
 
2008-11-20 02:14:12 PM  
Killer Cars: Not saying she isn't hot or I wouldn't hit it, but I bet she burps louder and can throw down more beers than Brian Austin Houston San Antonio Green.

She wears the pants in that relationship.


You forgot Dallas. He lets only his close friends call him Dallas.
 
2008-11-20 02:17:01 PM  
therealburkazoid: You forgot Dallas. He lets only his close friends call him Dallas.

I hear jilted ex's refer to him as Lubbock.
 
2008-11-20 02:19:21 PM  
The final nail, Subby, is to pose for Playboy.
 
2008-11-20 02:21:55 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: The final nail, Subby, is to pose for Playboy.

I thought that it was to hang out with Paris
 
2008-11-20 02:25:28 PM  
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/retarded hot
 
2008-11-20 02:27:06 PM  
the final nail in the coffin of her career

She's going to cut an album?
 
2008-11-20 02:27:47 PM  
RageAgainstTheMachine: Why the Brian Austin Green hate? Sure 90210 sucked, but he actually kicks ass on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

I about shait when I heard he was joining the cast. I thought that was going to be the final nail in the coffin, but he turned out to be really damn good.

/Megan Fox, Excalibur, King of England.
 
2008-11-20 02:28:41 PM  
She's scorching out on the screen but her still photos make her look like a tranny. I'd happily hit or get hit by any tranny that looks like her though.
 
2008-11-20 02:29:08 PM  
Man must lay the pipe like whoa.
 
2008-11-20 02:29:30 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: The final nail, Subby, is to pose for Playboy.

i thought it was staring in a scary movie flick, or any other kind of "not another..." movie
 
2008-11-20 02:30:53 PM  
I'd like to put a nail in her coffin, of you know what I mean.
 
2008-11-20 02:31:49 PM  
Uzzah: the final nail in the coffin of her career

She's going to cut an album?


THIS! hhehehehehhe
 
2008-11-20 02:32:33 PM  
ToxicAvenger: I'd like to put a nail in her coffin, of you know what I mean.

You're her creepy stalker and one day you'll reach the 'if I can't have her, no one else can' stage?
 
2008-11-20 02:41:37 PM  
Megan Fox has very poor acting skills. She didn't even pretend to be happy when she was at some awards show, and they talked about Transformers 2. HOWEVER, she is so bangable that it's not even debatable. I would tap that like the first keg at Oktoberfest.
 
2008-11-20 02:49:14 PM  
Killer Cars:
I give the guy props on his successful hunt, but it's hard to give him respect when you remember his "rap" career.


Everyone makes mistakes in their career. I don't necessarily fault him for doing it, I fault the record execs that offered him the deal in the first place.

Remember, Clooney did Return of the Killer Tomatoes and Brad Pitt did Cool World and Johnny Suede...

He actually does a good job in T:SCC, so much so that when watching, I actually forget it's Brain Austin Farking Green.

Plus he's tapping that ass. I don't hate him, I'm incredibly jealous.
 
2008-11-20 02:49:52 PM  
Here's a Megan Fox video (pops)
 
2008-11-20 02:51:14 PM  
Whats with all the writing on her body? is she planing on doing a Memento sequel?
 
2008-11-20 02:51:16 PM  
Maxim magazine hailed the 21-year-old Transformers actress the hottest star of the year earlier in 2008.

If a celeb outfit declares you "hottest star of the year", that's a whole box of nails for you career coffin.
 
2008-11-20 02:51:22 PM  
I fully expect to come back to this thread later and see many close to NSFW pictures posted, along with the obligatory "sharp knees" jpg.
 
2008-11-20 02:54:25 PM  
Megan Fox is so impossibly hot, I would go down on her even if it turns out she's a guy.

-WWTDD


Saw that on that dudes site today. I would have to agree.
 
2008-11-20 02:57:09 PM  
A poor man's Olivia Munn.
 
2008-11-20 02:59:01 PM  
animal900: A poor man's Olivia Munn.

Olivia Munn is quite hot. This is true.
 
2008-11-20 03:03:58 PM  
animal900 A poor man's Olivia Munn.

Wouldn't Olivia Munn be the poor man's Megan Fox? I mean not to degrade her hotness, but Olivia Munn isn't a big film movie star that everyone in their mom's basement had heard of.
 
2008-11-20 03:10:38 PM  
NittLion78 just gave me a f***ing heart attack. I wasn't ready for that.
 
2008-11-20 03:11:54 PM  
I prefer Sasha Grey, At least you get to see more of her and well she probably can act better, which one just got cast by Soderbergh.
 
2008-11-20 03:13:12 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: animal900 A poor man's Olivia Munn.

Wouldn't Olivia Munn be the poor man's Megan Fox? I mean not to degrade her hotness, but Olivia Munn isn't a big film movie star that everyone in their mom's basement had heard of.


The first question makes sense. The second question makes no sense.

/I'd rather have Olivia Munn, but since I don't have a choice, who gives a fark?
 
2008-11-20 03:13:16 PM  
She's just trying to be the next Angelina Jolie, with all her retarded tats and all, and it fails. We only needed one trainwrck/hillbilly chick, and she married Brad Pitt.
 
2008-11-20 03:14:06 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum:
Wouldn't Olivia Munn be the poor man's Megan Fox? I mean not to degrade her hotness, but Olivia Munn isn't a big film movie star that everyone in their mom's basement had heard of.


I'd pay more to bone Olivia Munn than Megan Fox, so I disagree.
 
2008-11-20 03:14:31 PM  
mooseyfate: Britney Spear's Speculum: animal900 A poor man's Olivia Munn.

Wouldn't Olivia Munn be the poor man's Megan Fox? I mean not to degrade her hotness, but Olivia Munn isn't a big film movie star that everyone in their mom's basement had heard of.

The first question makes sense. The second question sentence makes no sense.

/I'd rather have Olivia Munn, but since I don't have a choice, who gives a fark?


Fixed for me. Sorry, I'm still freaked out by NittLion's picture. What the hell?
 
2008-11-20 03:16:22 PM  
fudgefactor7: She's just trying to be the next Angelina Jolie, with all her retarded tats and all, and it fails. We only needed one trainwrck/hillbilly chick, and she married Brad Pitt.

Do you even know what either one of those words means?
 
2008-11-20 03:20:42 PM  
What is it about that guy he is also Vanessa Marcil's baby daddy.
 
2008-11-20 03:22:29 PM  
Megan Fox: one plastic expression, two plastic tits.
 
2008-11-20 03:24:18 PM  
bp3.blogger.com

hollywoodtuna.com

Words aren't gonna help me decide who's hotter...
 
2008-11-20 03:24:44 PM  
Not to threadjack, by why are there so few pictures of that hot French news anchor being posted these days?
 
2008-11-20 03:28:40 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: The final nail, Subby, is to pose for Playboy.

Please God
 
2008-11-20 03:32:03 PM  
BlueLightJim: Britney Spear's Speculum: The final nail, Subby, is to pose for Playboy.

Please God


THIS

/and by nail, I mean sex
//
///and the nail is......
 
2008-11-20 03:34:15 PM  
Yes, please pose.
 
2008-11-20 03:37:48 PM  
okay, now that I've seen her...meh. Not enough boobage and she's got a face that would drive wolves off a meat wagon. Okay, so I exaggerate a little. Still...meh.
 
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