djronb:
Ok, I'm going to need to ask you to pull your computer off to the side...

Get on Yahoo, girl! I need someone to entertain me today!

I am here... Where pray tell are you? :-(

Danger! Vacuum (new window)

/I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you

McCroskey: If you've got any ideas, any ideas at all, now is the time. I wanna hear them, and I wanna hear them now!

Jacbos: How about a game show like Hollywood Squares - but with kids! Garry Coleman could host...

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McCroskey: Elaine Dickinson. She's the ship's computer officer. Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?

Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with!

Teddy Hopper

I have an announcement. This thread has gone a tad off course.

That's what happens when you let Helen Keller fly the plane.

The co-pilot never got over it. Obviously.

Just hang loose blood.

/She gunna catch you on da reboun' with da medicine.

pixeled: Ahh.. so copilots are not pilots..

Why the HELL aren't I notified about these things?

Will everyone who is not carrying a bomb please move to the back of the plane.

Co-pilot had to be taken to a hospital.

A HOSPITAL???!!! What is it???!!!

It's a large building where sick people go, but that's not important now.

bofh03: Will everyone who is not carrying a bomb please move to the back of the plane.

A Buh?!?!

Crewmannumber6: Father_Jack: Sid Vicious' Corpse: I've got to CONCENTRATE...concentrate...concentrate

pitching for pedro morales...manny MOTA! Mota! mota! mota

not even close!

/everyone pointing and laughing

THIS is how it's done.....

I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate...
I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Im_Gumby: bofh03: Will everyone who is not carrying a bomb please move to the back of the plane.

A Buh?!?!

Not a buh, a bomb.

No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.

maybe the copilot just needed a little breather

Wow, Karen Black... what an obscure reference!

Goggles_Pisano: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

{grabs Goggles_Pisano} The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

mcsestretch: I just want to say how nice it is that everyone is getting along so well and I'd like to sing a song about it.

There is only one river
There is only one sea
It flows through you
And it flows through me
There are only one people
We are one in the same
We are all one river
One name...

/by memory
//how'd I do?


That's much better if you think the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies while you read it.

/black gold, Texas tea FTW

Dinner was steak or fish. Chicken - hah!

He's at 500 feet, no, he's at 1,500 feet, now he's at 700 feet. He's all over the place. What an asshole.

Loled at comments...

In the middle of civil procedure class.

Law prof not happy,

Surely I must be in trouble.

Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

So Joey, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

/Can you tell how much I LURVE Airplane?
//Slashies!

No mention in this thread about the Mythbusters? Fark, you really disappoint me this time. DNRTFA, but they did this on the Mythbusters once, with dire consequences. They deemed that an untrained person cannot land a jetliner safely. While one could hardly say that the mythbusters are an absolute authority on any topic, they can be pretty convincing at times. This was one of those times. There is a reason pilots train for hundreds of hours before they are licensed to fly: it is difficult to do. Otherwise, everyone would have a pilots license and we would all fly. Furthermore, landing is the most difficult part of flying. So, I'm with the Mythbusters on this one.

/Kari is hot
//Just had to throw that out there

I had the fish. Why?

/ I Never did get over Macho Grande.
// I don't think any of us will ever get over Macho Grande.
/// The white zone is for immediate linking and unlinking of hotlinks only.
//// There is no hotlinking in the red zone.

'I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.'

Yeah, that's right. I did it. Got a problem with that?

Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

SpockSarah: OK, I can't stop myself!!

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

My favorite line from Airplane!

/Redheads Rule!

hetheeme: Loled at comments...

In the middle of civil procedure class.

Law prof not happy,

Surely I must be in trouble.
Surely you can't be serious!

Shirley is never serious.