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2008-11-20 12:55:38 AM  
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"Noooooooooooooo!"

 
2008-11-20 01:00:20 AM  
Hugh Janus?
 
2008-11-20 01:30:23 AM  
Sexist Man Alive?
How about Sexist Man Dead?

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2008-11-20 02:54:51 AM  
It's true. He should just make everyone pronounce it "Huge Jackman." I already do.
 
2008-11-20 02:56:02 AM  
He's the nice hunky Australian actor, right? Versus the other one, whatsisname...
 
2008-11-20 02:57:10 AM  
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2008-11-20 03:00:00 AM  
What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK
 
2008-11-20 03:00:34 AM  
Hugh Jass?

Is dere a Hugh Jass in heah?

Would somebuddy check da men's room for a Hugh Jass?
 
2008-11-20 03:01:10 AM  

Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK


First pet name AND First street you lived on.


Moose Coolidge.
 
2008-11-20 03:02:56 AM  

stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK

First pet name AND First street you lived on.


Moose Coolidge.



Beats mine... Molly Regal
 
2008-11-20 03:05:38 AM  
The name's Sunnyhill.
Snuggles Sunnyhill.
 
2008-11-20 03:06:06 AM  
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Begs to differ.
 
2008-11-20 03:06:21 AM  
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"Objection! Point of order! I demand a recount! Me and Ted Stevens!"
 
2008-11-20 03:06:56 AM  

liamsmom82: stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK

First pet name AND First street you lived on.


Moose Coolidge.


Beats mine... Molly Regal



Penny Hancock.

/Do I win? 8)
 
2008-11-20 03:09:03 AM  
Spike Jackson
 
2008-11-20 03:10:15 AM  
First pet name AND First street you lived on.

Moose Coolidge.

Beats mine... Molly Regal



Buffy Lankashire at your, uh, service.
 
2008-11-20 03:11:07 AM  
I don't know....Jack Hughman has a better large cock ring to it...
 
2008-11-20 03:11:45 AM  
What's wrong with being sexist?
 
2008-11-20 03:14:13 AM  
Eomer/Kirill and Hector/Hoot disagree.

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I do declare a man-crush thread.
 
2008-11-20 03:14:21 AM  
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Hugh Jackman it?
 
2008-11-20 03:14:31 AM  

Drongo3: First pet name AND First street you lived on.

Moose Coolidge.

Beats mine... Molly Regal


Buffy Lankashire at your, uh, service.


Buddy Diamond here. shiat you not.
 
2008-11-20 03:15:30 AM  

caramel corn for president please: liamsmom82: stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?


West 71st Street Tiny Tim the Parakeet six pack of Guinness?

Sounds like typical Bob Dylan lyrics... feh.
 
2008-11-20 03:15:36 AM  
Huge Ack Man? Hue Jack Man? Fish picker?


/Too obscure?
 
2008-11-20 03:18:41 AM  

stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK

First pet name AND First street you lived on.


Spanky Primrose
 
2008-11-20 03:19:19 AM  

Arklop: Huge Ack Man? Hue Jack Man? Fish picker?


/Too obscure?


"Captain Hugh Jampton."

Now, that's obscure. But probably not in the U.K. among radio fans of a certain age.
 
2008-11-20 03:19:47 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: Drongo3: First pet name AND First street you lived on.

Moose Coolidge.

Beats mine... Molly Regal


Buffy Lankashire at your, uh, service.

Buddy Diamond here. shiat you not.


Pouncer North

/not Peter North's brother
 
2008-11-20 03:19:57 AM  

Proctologist Iggy Poop: caramel corn for president please: liamsmom82: stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

West 71st Street Tiny Tim the Parakeet six pack of Guinness?

Sounds like typical Bob Dylan lyrics... feh.


Probably something more like Tim Guinness... unless you're not really into the whole brevity thing.
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Abides, and approves.
/Link is hotter than Hugh Jackman
 
2008-11-20 03:22:03 AM  
First pet's name and childhood street name?

Parents already had two dogs when I was born; Muffin and Roscoe...

I'm going to go with Roscoe Knox... Oh hell yeah!
 
2008-11-20 03:25:25 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: Drongo3: First pet name AND First street you lived on.

Moose Coolidge.

Beats mine... Molly Regal


Buffy Lankashire at your, uh, service.

Buddy Diamond here. shiat you not.

Mine's kind of weird...
West Lasagna
kind of still sounds like a street name.
 
2008-11-20 03:25:28 AM  
dude aurora
 
2008-11-20 03:27:17 AM  

Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK


If you go with first pet name you get Gumdrop Lasagna...
 
2008-11-20 03:27:31 AM  
I thought he's gay?
 
2008-11-20 03:27:34 AM  
EL_FABREZ:I do declare a man-crush thread.

It's the middle of the night and I'm up waaaaaaay too late, so I hereby make my confession publicly and proudly in the name of all Farkdom:

1. Anderson Cooper
2. John Slattery
3. Jon Hamm

Yeah, I said it. Those are some frigging manly men and I'd turn for them in a moment.

/What's that, dear? Oh, just reading Slashdot. Let me close this browser window before we go to bed to make strictly heterosexual love...
 
2008-11-20 03:29:49 AM  
That's right baby, you can call me...

Shazzam 40th Avenue
 
2008-11-20 03:31:51 AM  

The Dread Pirate Robertson: EL_FABREZ:I do declare a man-crush thread.

It's the middle of the night and I'm up waaaaaaay too late, so I hereby make my confession publicly and proudly in the name of all Farkdom:

1. Anderson Cooper
2. John Slattery
3. Jon Hamm

Yeah, I said it. Those are some frigging manly men and I'd turn for them in a moment.

/What's that, dear? Oh, just reading Slashdot. Let me close this browser window before we go to bed to make strictly heterosexual love...



But when you have a real gay dude on your list it makes you gay. Homo.
 
2008-11-20 03:37:37 AM  
Hey, for him? I have no problem with it.

Also, Taffy Derwent.

/yes, i'm more embarrassed to admit my porn name than to admit my willingness to smooch on half the cast of "Mad Men." Shame? I have none of it.
 
2008-11-20 03:38:11 AM  
Mine: Andy San Jacinto.

It's not really any good.

Damn Puerto Rico base housing having Spanish names... I'm way too pale for that porn name, lol. 18°12'14.51"N, 65°37'48.87"W

Immensely pleased that I found that, heh.
 
2008-11-20 03:38:12 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: Drongo3: First pet name AND First street you lived on.

Moose Coolidge.

Beats mine... Molly Regal


Buffy Lankashire at your, uh, service.

Buddy Diamond here. shiat you not.


Angel Hewitt, checking in!
 
2008-11-20 03:40:05 AM  
hmph I guess my porn name would be:

Quetzalcoatl Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.


/now I'm a man, a manny manny man
 
2008-11-20 03:48:21 AM  
"Police Chief Dwayne "Poncho" Munch"

Okay, somebody's funnin' now, or my name isn't Otis Criblecoblis.
 
2008-11-20 03:49:02 AM  
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Hugh G. Rection reporting for duty.
 
2008-11-20 03:50:36 AM  
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There's my vote.
 
2008-11-20 03:55:02 AM  
Mine sounds more like a rapper name.

Snoopy E
 
2008-11-20 03:59:15 AM  

liamsmom82: stutte2: Rohasman: What's the rule about creating porn names again? Something about the street you lived on as a child, or first pets name, and the last thing you purchased?

/Forrestview WOTLK

First pet name AND First street you lived on.


Moose Coolidge.


Beats mine... Molly Regal


Bruiser Chisholm. Heh.
 
2008-11-20 04:00:48 AM  
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Will you deliver Spain from bondage?

weird movie
loved it
looked up discussion online and nobody else is really clear on WTF happened either

Wow, you couldn't get any further from X-Men than this
 
2008-11-20 04:01:48 AM  
I'd hit it if I was gay and so would my wife since she isn't. Not that there's anything something something
 
2008-11-20 04:03:39 AM  
Patches Pleasantview, Court(insert silly name here?)..no not Rd, Street, etc.

eep, shall i run to the nearest porno van?
 
2008-11-20 04:08:25 AM  
Taffy Chambers.

Hugh Jackman, eh?

Sure...why the hell not...*shrugs*

/queer chick
//they all kinda look like each other, these "sexiest man alive" dudes
///call me when you stick Angelina Jolie in man-drag
 
2008-11-20 04:08:57 AM  
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derr?
 
2008-11-20 04:11:49 AM  

The Dread Pirate Robertson: EL_FABREZ:I do declare a man-crush thread.

It's the middle of the night and I'm up waaaaaaay too late, so I hereby make my confession publicly and proudly in the name of all Farkdom:

1. Anderson Cooper
2. John Slattery
3. Jon Hamm

Yeah, I said it. Those are some frigging manly men and I'd turn for them in a moment.

/What's that, dear? Oh, just reading Slashdot. Let me close this browser window before we go to bed to make strictly heterosexual love...



Oh dear God Anderson Cooper is like, the manliest of men. I don't care if he bats for the other team, I'd STILL screw him in a second.

As for porn name, mine would be Kelli Bane. Meh.
 
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