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(Sports by Brooks)   Shaq has a Twitter account: "I am very quotatious I am super intelligent ( but i hide it, dont want anyone to kno i'm a geek) lol."   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 38
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2008-11-19 04:24:59 PM  
 
2008-11-19 04:31:29 PM  
Shakespeare how my ass taste?
 
2008-11-19 04:49:05 PM  
He conversates good
 
2008-11-19 04:50:43 PM  
Shakespeare how my ass taste?

WIN!
 
2008-11-19 05:41:35 PM  
They did a report on Twitter on NPR yesterday, so I think that means it's officially over.
 
2008-11-19 06:34:56 PM  
He's like the pythagorean theorem: old and not terribly useful.
 
2008-11-19 06:37:59 PM  
Ha, I just ran into shaq in the Hamptons. nice guy
 
2008-11-19 06:51:16 PM  
More famous people should use this stupid Twitter thing just so we can finally figure out which ones are actually intelligent and which ones are stupid attention whores (RE: the ones who Twitter)

/twitter is the stupidest sounding verb ever.
 
2008-11-19 06:54:34 PM  
10:57 I'm no longer relevant
 
2008-11-19 07:00:47 PM  
Pretty good stuff in there.
 
2008-11-19 07:15:27 PM  
nicoffeine: 10:57 I'm no longer relevant

10:58 thought I was still relevant, turns out it was just gas
 
2008-11-19 07:23:13 PM  
10:59 Submitted story with better headline. Still looking for first green
 
2008-11-19 07:30:24 PM  
I found this story Shaqtastic, and award it 29 points.
 
2008-11-19 07:36:11 PM  
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin: Link to actual article (new window)

Good job! Boobies and everything.
 
2008-11-19 07:53:01 PM  
img519.imageshack.us

SUPER intelligent?
 
2008-11-19 08:00:58 PM  
Did anyone actually read Shaq's Twitter? Its excellent stuff. Shaq is clearly awesome in every way.
 
2008-11-19 08:03:12 PM  
bukketmaster: He's like the pythagorean theorem: old and not terribly useful.

WHAT!? Dude that theorem is the shizznit.
Ever see something and wonder "hey, how tall is that thing?" Of course you have. All you need to do is determine it's distance from you, and the angle from top to bottom and BAM! You can calculate it's height. Awesomeness.

Sure sure you could just ask some dude who works in the lobby, but that is a lot less exciting than math.

Math, biatches. It farking rocks.
 
2008-11-19 08:16:53 PM  
Shaq has a degree from the University of Phoenix. You know, the online classes where students grade *each other's* progress. Everyone gives each other high-fives on the way to their "degree".

Like every other person I've known who wasted money on that diploma mill, it comes as no surpise to me that this absolute dumbass believes himself to be intelligent.
 
2008-11-19 08:23:51 PM  
bukketmaster: He's like the pythagorean theorem: old and not terribly useful.

The disciplines of math, physics, and engineering would definitely disagree with you.
 
2008-11-19 08:40:07 PM  
bukketmaster: He's like the pythagorean theorem: old and not terribly useful.

That's funny, I just used it to square the shed I'm building in my backyard.
 
2008-11-19 09:04:03 PM  
rathothfark that math shiat, get your dick off on some horticulture yo! You can grow farking awesome cucumbers by finding some big farking piles of shiat and then just spreading that shiat like your sister's lovebox. You know you loves you some bigass cucumbers. fark! You can make your own free weed out of this horticulture shiat. I said free weed you coontbag, were you even listening? FREE WEED! You just shovel some seeds into the dirt like your cock in your sister's shiatwhistle and put something's shiat on it and man you're on your farking way! Where do you think they get that big shiat brick of farking heroin? Horticulture, biatches! They work at growing that shiat like they were nerds on a penis pump. Come on you cockfarks, buy some of this horticulture shiat before I'm all out. It don't grow on trees you titflaps!
 
2008-11-19 09:13:33 PM  
Oh hell, Shaq is following me. Memo to self: Do not talk shiat about his game, ever.
 
2008-11-19 09:18:50 PM  
You know, all he has to do is post a single YouTube video mentioning his twitter nick to prove it's him.
 
2008-11-19 09:24:12 PM  
I don't know much about twitter and I couldn't give a shiat if I tried, but Shaq is awesome.
 
2008-11-19 09:25:07 PM  
He's got a hell of a Scrabble game, too.

/oh look...Shaqtus
 
2008-11-19 09:26:48 PM  
He really shouldn't have tried THAT hard at LSU.
 
2008-11-19 10:06:46 PM  
I remember a Howard Stern news segment a looooong time ago, where Fred played an audio clip of Shaq speaking very adamantly about...something...

"PERIOD. Period. Pee Eee Are...Oh Dee."

/he makes more money than me
 
2008-11-19 10:54:31 PM  
Wow, didn't mean to bold all of that. Anyway, I like Sir Charles better, he's more fun on the talk shows.
 
2008-11-20 12:00:26 AM  
Shaq is a retard who is good at basketball. Well, he was. Well, he's tall.
 
2008-11-20 03:11:41 AM  
The First Amendment sucks. People keep disagreeing with me.
 
2008-11-20 03:12:36 AM  
Hey, that was totally the wrong thread. No more Bacardi for me.

:(
 
2008-11-20 06:53:15 AM  
MikeLXIII: I don't know much about twitter and I couldn't give a shiat if I tried, but Shaq is awesome.

That is some funny stuff - I am also going to have to find some way to use this "quotatious" word. Bless he heart...
 
2008-11-20 07:33:34 AM  
Sounds like good strategery on his part.
 
2008-11-20 09:57:31 AM  
the opposite of charity is justice: Shaq has a degree from the University of Phoenix. You know, the online classes where students grade *each other's* progress. Everyone gives each other high-fives on the way to their "degree".

Like every other person I've known who wasted money on that diploma mill, it comes as no surpise to me that this absolute dumbass believes himself to be intelligent.


Is that seriously how the University of Phoenix works??? My community college may treat us like five-year-olds sometimes (we get a lot of encouragement and "feel good" chats) but we're learning a LOT. Our programs are respected by the local hospitals.
 
2008-11-20 10:23:19 AM  
assegai: Ha, I just ran into shaq in the Hamptons. nice guy

isn't there something you're getting a kick out of, then?
 
2008-11-20 11:43:32 AM  
Am I the only one following him? He's by far the best real account on Twitter.

ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM about 16 hours ago from web
 
2008-11-20 12:50:03 PM  
seveword: More famous people should use this stupid Twitter thing just so we can finally figure out which ones are actually intelligent and which ones are stupid attention whores (RE: the ones who Twitter)

/twitter is the stupidest sounding verb ever.


When calling people out on their intelligence, try to distinguish between "i.e." and "re:," which have completely different meanings.
 
2008-11-20 08:20:37 PM  
This thing's hilarious.. Oh Shaq you crappy rappin' lovable doofus.
 
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