"yobbish behaviour"

??? Is that something like canoodling?

Aren't Jenna and Barbara 21 now?

thurd po5t!

He also says his kids are yobs. What the heck is a yob?

And where will the children's next bundle of drug money come from? From the settlement of their lawsuit with dear ol' dad.

Glad my dad doesn't know anythin bout web sites.

It'd be funny if the kids filed suit for libel. Not a bad idea, shaming them on a website, but I doubt it'll have any effect. Unless the father posts the site in the halls at their school... or promises naked pictures.

So... what's the site??

I should make a website to shame my dad. No, really.

why go through all the trouble of writing a story like that and not post the link to the site they are describing??

"My children have been caught up in the usual things  drugs, theft, stealing cars," he said.

I must have been an unusal child. I never stole a car.

OMG, this is the yobbish kid.



No, seriously, it's him.

http://www.malmesbury-jackdaw.com/haircut04.html

Maveno: I've done it, actually. I posted some quite obscene quotes on my site once (and now I have even worse ones, meh), and my dad yelled at me, saying I shouldn't be posting that stuff there. Seeing as I pay for the site and hosting myself, I updated with an essay ridiculing my dad for trying to censor free content, complete with that picture of the kid on the computer next to the Communist soldier guy. "When you try to censor free web content, you're a RED COMMIE BASTARD!"

Man, I hope I'm not guilty of "yobbish" behavior.

Send em to Afghanistan, that should teach those little shiats.

http://www.malmesbury-jackdaw.com/police11.html

Here's the daughter...

It's not too bad of an idea, but this shouldn't get a "hero" tag unless it worked.

Here's what passes as the local talent (safe for church)...

Someone needs to Photoshop my cock into her hands. Just like real life.

"I did this as a last resort. I have tried talking to them, but they are so angry about so many things."

How about creating an atmosphere where they feel they can come and talk to you about things before they get that angry.

the kid in the background is a Stuntaz back-up dancer

http://www.malmesbury-jackdaw.com/haircut01.html

Well, if that isn't photoshop material then I don't know what is.......

OH
MY
GOD
BEST
NEW
CLICHE
EVER

This seems to be it, a collection of rantings:
http://www.malmesbury-jackdaw.com/ravesindex.html

Hey guys, here's an idea...hyperlink your damn URLs.

Just copy this, if you don't know how:
<a href="(your website, minus the parenthises)">(Text, minus parenthises)</a>

"Children need to be force fed standards"


gee, i wonder why the kids are so angry?!?

damn...who busted the nut in that kids hair

Are yobs anything like yutes.

Vincent Gambini

"To have some French Police in full uniform minus the guns and visiting Malmesbury School followed by a street patrol in the evenings to meet all our youngsters would go a long way towards building bridges and educating against anti social behaviour." - David Forward

Yes Dave, very smart. Leave it to a bunch of French cops to put a stop to anti-social behavior.

This guy's obviously a master of human psychology. It's a real mystery why his kids would look like this.

Holy fark. If this site is updated semi-often...

A

TAG

MUST

BE

MADE!

Is any Brit going to tell us what the fark 'yobbish' is?

My kids are really angry, so I am going to publicly humiliate them. That way, they will come to understand love, openness, and have a greater appreciation of the emotional output of their father.

Hey, where did you kids get guns? Wait no-.......

Got this off my Yahoo toolbar dictionary:

yob
NOUN: Chiefly British Slang A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man.
ETYMOLOGY: Alteration of boy (spelled backward).

According to dictionary.com, a "yob" is English slang (really?) that means - A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man.

Interestingly, the word's origins seem to stem from the fact that it's "boy" spelled backwards.

Okay, Supichoo wins.

Sqee - ask and you shall receive...tho' I don't think any of the replies are from Brits.

that site has some catchy music...

the man himself, David Forward

David Forward

see how he enjoys it

ElasticSquirrel Ha! That's funny. Where's the link to your site?

Yobbish Behaviour is when a kid (Usualy male) starts hanging aroung bus stops and maccy d's wearingill fitting clothes and intimidating older people, this can either go away at around age 17 or change to the well known behavioural pattern of "Thuggish Behaviour"

From the same site:
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Apparently, a gay yob is a "yot yob"

Huer

Heyyyyyy-ah, no doubt. Dem yutes are def'nitly yobs. Dey need to be taught a lesson what dey can't refuse. Capiche?

Fark! Damn trigger happy add comment button. Anyways...
from the same site:


Words escape me.

the man himself, David Forward

David

see how he enjoys it

(try again)

TheUSer Indeed.