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(Some Guy)   MacGyver voted Top TV Tough Guy after killing Chuck Norris with a paper clip and the hood emblem from a '73 Buick in latest useless MSM top 10 ranking   (newswatch50.com) divider line 118
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2008-11-18 11:21:09 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death gets Chuck Norris'd.
 
2008-11-18 11:21:27 AM
MacGuyver used to be my favorite show when I was little... then I saw an episode recently at some ungodly hour on TVLand or some crap and it almost made me cry.

/it was mainly the 80s-tastic music
 
2008-11-18 11:22:02 AM

My world....it's shattered...

But...Chuck Norris can't die! No! It's impossible! It can't happen!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2008-11-18 11:22:23 AM
Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. To bad Chuck Norris never cries.
 
2008-11-18 11:22:29 AM
That list is worthless without James "Sonny" Crockett.
 
2008-11-18 11:23:04 AM
My favorite:

The main export of Chuck Norris is pain.
 
2008-11-18 11:24:01 AM
blacksportsonline.com
 
2008-11-18 11:24:04 AM
What? Buffy the Vampire farkin Slayer? fark that list
 
2008-11-18 11:24:08 AM
No Jack Bristow? Bah!
 
2008-11-18 11:24:09 AM
Where does this guy fall on the list?
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2008-11-18 11:24:18 AM
This...is...James...T....Kirk...ofthe...StarshipEnterprise. Can...any...ofyou....tough...guys....photon...torpedo...a....planet...fromorbit?
 
2008-11-18 11:24:35 AM
I fling my panties at MacGyver and demand to know what Chuck Norris ever did for geeks.

/relax, I'm female
 
2008-11-18 11:24:36 AM
i88.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-18 11:25:21 AM
And...slip...it...to..a....green chick?

Giggiggity.....giggity....goo

Beam me up.
 
2008-11-18 11:25:25 AM
MacGyver much like Samson, gets his power from his biatchin' mullet
 
2008-11-18 11:25:29 AM
Layzerd: Where does this guy fall on the list?

Damn you and your 27 second head start!
 
2008-11-18 11:25:43 AM
Joe says - "Hold on there!"
 
2008-11-18 11:26:11 AM
If McGyver becomes the new Chuck Norris meme I will personally violate everything that is Fark and visit 4Chan to Internet Biatchslap that entire community!

/Yeah I'm an ITG!!!
//Besides I liked Steve Gutenberg Facts
 
2008-11-18 11:26:11 AM
MacGyver Smack (new window)
 
2008-11-18 11:26:14 AM
Yakk 2008-11-18 11:24:01 AM

[Pic of B.A. Baracus]


Seconded.
 
2008-11-18 11:26:25 AM
Chuck Norris took a knife to a gun fight, and won.
 
2008-11-18 11:26:38 AM
i13.photobucket.com
approves
 
2008-11-18 11:27:05 AM
Harry Freakstorm: perfect phrasing. Ten points!
 
2008-11-18 11:27:49 AM
eur.i1.yimg.com
Zombie Fred Dryer does not approve.
 
2008-11-18 11:28:12 AM
Was this a survey in the Canadian TV Guide or something?
 
2008-11-18 11:28:33 AM
MacGyver voted Top TV Tough Guy after killing Chuck Norris with a paper clip and the hood emblem from a '73 Buick in latest useless MSM top 10 ranking

i282.photobucket.com

Clearly you havent heard of 'Project Badass' bro.
 
2008-11-18 11:28:39 AM
MacGyver wasn't a tough guy. He was a kind and caring gent.

/until he ended up on Stargate SG-1
 
2008-11-18 11:28:48 AM
Hulu just posted the second season Kojak, if anyone's interested.
 
2008-11-18 11:29:03 AM
MacGyver voted Top TV Tough Guy after killing Chuck Norris with a paper clip and the hood emblem from a '73 Buick in latest useless MSM top 10 ranking

This is hardly surprising since Norris is a Creationist who supported Mike Huckabee in the last election.
 
2008-11-18 11:29:17 AM
No love for McGonigal?

Timmy: Mr. McGonigal? I'm scared.

McGonigal: Timmy, I need you to testify. Can you do it for me, your pal, McGonigal?

Timmy: OK, for you McGonigal.

......................

Chief: Thanks to you McGonigal, little Timmy is dead!
 
2008-11-18 11:29:57 AM
Layzerd and ClicheGuevara07, MacGruber is the biggest pile of FAIL that SNL has ever cranked out. It would have been fine if they did it once, but after the 1,345th time, it's just stupid.

/my opinion, let me show you it
 
2008-11-18 11:30:17 AM
What about that crazy old lady from Murder, She Wrote.

Everywhere she went, someone got killed. That can't all be coincidence.
 
2008-11-18 11:30:59 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman dies.
 
2008-11-18 11:31:28 AM
What, no John Crichton? No Ka D'Argo

Crichton: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell them who their daddy is!

D'Argo: I'm your daddy!
 
2008-11-18 11:31:29 AM
Vick Mackey, Tony Soprano, and Theo Kojak eat pieces of shiat like MacGyver for breakfast.
 
2008-11-18 11:31:30 AM
MacGuyver a tough guy? Half his inventions were some kind of smoke screen to run away from danger, not kick its ass.
 
2008-11-18 11:32:26 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2008-11-18 11:32:29 AM
That list requires Dexter.
 
2008-11-18 11:32:38 AM
Sybarite: Vick Mackey, Tony Soprano, and Theo Kojak eat pieces of shiat like MacGyver for breakfast.

They eat pieces of shiat for breakfast?
 
2008-11-18 11:33:25 AM
IonBeam2: You fail at Chuck Norris. Prepare for death.
 
2008-11-18 11:33:44 AM
When the bombs fall, two things will live.

Roaches and Chuck Norris
(new window)
 
2008-11-18 11:34:30 AM
Chuck Norris is a big fat pussy!
 
2008-11-18 11:34:35 AM
Mmmm... MacGyver...

I am not ashamed to admit that MacGyver was my first schoolgirl crush growing up. And he just keeps getting hotter as the years go on!!


/Now has the MacGuyver theme song running through her head
 
2008-11-18 11:34:56 AM
Xena Warrior Princess in the top 10 tough guys. Yeah I buy that more than MacGuyver. Where is my Chakram and battle cry yayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayaaya

think I need a few mins to go fap on Xena fantasies
 
2008-11-18 11:34:58 AM
Begs to differ:
img362.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-18 11:35:20 AM
lordargent: What, no John Crichton? No Ka D'Argo

Crichton: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell them who their daddy is!

D'Argo: I'm your daddy!


I like the cut of your jib.

/wishes the series never got cancelled!
 
2008-11-18 11:36:05 AM
Never thought of him as a tough guy. More like a smart guy.
 
2008-11-18 11:36:24 AM
Big Beef Burrito: MacGuyver a tough guy? Half his inventions were some kind of smoke screen to run away from danger, not kick its ass.

He never even killed people. Hunter killed at least one guy per episode. BA would throw at least one guy onto a pile of trash or off a dock each episode. Even Crockett and Tubbs were always shooting guys with UZIs and shiat.
 
2008-11-18 11:36:32 AM
www.dcphoto.com

Leave me off the list; go ahead, I dare ya.
 
2008-11-18 11:37:02 AM
MacGyver??? tough?? Please. Estele on the Golden Girls is tougher...even dead she's tougher than him.

Ironsides?
Jake and the Fatman?
T.J.FREAKIN HOOKER???
Cagney OR Lacey??
 
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