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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for beating his girlfriend with undisclosed type of sandwich; possibly a club   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2008-11-18 09:57:11 AM  
He's no hero.
 
2008-11-18 10:15:25 AM  
You should never fry your girl. You poach them.
 
2008-11-18 10:17:07 AM  
They headed north on Interstate 95 to their new apartment in Fort Pierce as their 7-month-old son slept in the back.

She should have taken the Subway.
 
2008-11-18 10:33:28 AM  

DslainteC: He's no hero.


And that's the coldest cut of all.
 
2008-11-18 10:37:57 AM  
Finger sandwiches. Five of 'em.
 
2008-11-18 10:55:55 AM  
At least it wasn't a Reuben

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/hope he saved some bread for a lawyer
 
2008-11-18 11:00:30 AM  

BooBoo23: At least it wasn't a Reuben


Yeah, he could have given her quite a whack with that. A real masterful beating.
 
2008-11-18 11:01:34 AM  
the police are gonna put that po' boy through the grinder
 
2008-11-18 11:20:06 AM  
Was this before or after he gave her the french dip and made a sloppy joe inside of her?
 
2008-11-18 11:55:59 AM  
He better butter his lawyer up or he's going to be toast.
 
2008-11-18 12:07:57 PM  
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Don't Touch Sandvich!

/ Hotlinked and delicious
 
2008-11-18 12:39:28 PM  
Was it a 5 dollar foot long?
 
2008-11-18 01:04:36 PM  
There's got to be a way to tie in 'open-faced sandwich' but I can't pull it together.
 
2008-11-18 01:37:14 PM  
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2008-11-18 01:38:59 PM  
The Broodwich cannot be taken apart!
 
2008-11-18 01:39:55 PM  
That headline will make it on to at least one shirt.
 
2008-11-18 01:40:38 PM  
At least it wasn't a stake sandwich...
 
2008-11-18 01:41:01 PM  
Probably hit her with a Panini press


/got nothing
 
2008-11-18 01:41:50 PM  
An "I scream" sammich?
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2008-11-18 01:42:21 PM  

Diogenes: There's got to be a way to tie in 'open-faced sandwich' but I can't pull it together.


Oh shiat! I lol'd
 
2008-11-18 01:42:40 PM  

poindxtr: /How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
//I'M FOR 'EM!!


beat me to it.

/well you're not in the farkin club!
 
2008-11-18 01:43:00 PM  
It was a Cuban.
 
2008-11-18 01:43:03 PM  
He should have just spanked her with his BeLT.
 
2008-11-18 01:43:04 PM  
Man stories like this make me Falafel.
 
2008-11-18 01:43:07 PM  
Did she leave the kitchen?
 
2008-11-18 01:43:07 PM  

poindxtr: /How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
//I'M FOR 'EM!!


Aperantly the bread can not touch.
 
2008-11-18 01:43:31 PM  
Was her name Nancy Kerrigan? Rye! Rye!
 
2008-11-18 01:43:54 PM  
too many puns.......can't breathe......gotta get...out of thread....gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!
 
2008-11-18 01:44:16 PM  
WHy do guys like this have girlfriends, and I don't?
Oh right. I forgot. I'm not a jerk.
 
2008-11-18 01:44:51 PM  
They're going to grill him until he melts.
 
2008-11-18 01:45:26 PM  

Mugato: They headed north on Interstate 95 to their new apartment in Fort Pierce as their 7-month-old son slept in the back.

She should have taken the Subway.


WIN.
 
2008-11-18 01:45:52 PM  
"...he threw a sandwich..."

Why would he lunch the sandwich at her. I think using it as a club would have been much more effective.
 
2008-11-18 01:45:59 PM  
That dude is such a PITA.

/badumtish.
 
2008-11-18 01:46:18 PM  
BooBoo23
At least it wasn't a Reuben

The sandwich that beats itself?
 
2008-11-18 01:46:30 PM  
How the heck has nobody posted this yet?

Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.
 
2008-11-18 01:47:01 PM  
Mmm, a club sand wedge.
 
2008-11-18 01:47:04 PM  
Since this happened in Florida, is it possible they were Cousins?
 
2008-11-18 01:47:14 PM  
it's peanutbutter jelly time!
 
2008-11-18 01:47:21 PM  
i think he beat'ha with a pita
 
2008-11-18 01:48:36 PM  
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/Yes it is and will be.
//Bret Hart would be proud.
 
2008-11-18 01:49:58 PM  
You guys should all be grilled after all the cheese in this thread.
 
2008-11-18 01:50:06 PM  
Was it this type of club sandwich?
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2008-11-18 01:50:15 PM  
That torta thing can get you thrown in jail.
 
2008-11-18 01:50:44 PM  
Sounds like an Ike and Tina Tuna
 
2008-11-18 01:51:12 PM  
One million battered women in the US, and this whole time I've been eating them raw
 
2008-11-18 01:51:37 PM  
vudukungfu:
WHy do guys like this have girlfriends, and I don't?
Oh right. I forgot. I'm not a jerk.


And.....you don't beat women with a club. Or do you?
 
2008-11-18 01:51:47 PM  
Rodriguez was released Saturday from the St. Lucie County jail on $7,500 bail.

That's a lot of bread.

He also admitted beating the windshield with the mirror and his fist.

He must have been toasted.
 
2008-11-18 01:52:28 PM  
Dude's gonna be pullin his own pork in prison now.
 
2008-11-18 01:52:30 PM  
Knuckle sandwich.
 
2008-11-18 01:54:52 PM  
Knuckle sandwich. 'Nuff said.
 
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