She has a nice turd-splitter.

Limits:
Playboy-style

At least until the money starts drying up.

Yep... very hot...

Personally, I'd guess at least two have a high NSFW potential.

Nice Ass! and beautiful 34B's

Would you?...you know...

Lexy is Girls Gone Wild Spokesmodel of the Year for 2002

Now, that is a highly coveted and sought-after position! Wonder how she got the job?

Oh, and yes, very nice. Yummy, even.

And, before we fark the site, here is Stacy. I love girls named Stacy.

Especially when they do "Limited Fetish". NSFW.

Hmmm... a little bondage action there, huh? I much prefer to be the tie-er rather than the tie-ee.

Turnabout is fair play, Wicked Wanda,

Fancy a game in the basement?

Server down already! Who's the admin - Drew?

Pretty much farked.

I am always too late. :(

Whatever, it wasn't even NSFW!

Site isn't 100% farked yet, just reeeaaaallllly reeaaaalllllyyy sloooooowwwwwww

Oops, spoke too soon, well, her face wasn't too bad, i'll just try again later.

I don't have that much time to wait for a peek at her....no wait...yes I do

It's farked now

This Lexy chick is on a coupl of the Girls Gone Wild videos. If you order Girls Gone Wild from the TV ads, they start sending you one DVD after another each month. The 3rd one I got has three chapters of Lexy playing with herself and some toys. Really hot stuff! The stench of dead kittens in my immediate vecinity for the 30 days until my next DVD showed up was unbearable!

damn farked already?

its sooo slooooow.....

4000 hits, and w're FARKed !

DAMN...what do you people do? Refresh every minute to see if there are boobies links?

Sheesh! How the hell am I suppose to see any?

*I only refresh every 10 minutes!*

The kittens have taken control of the site.

Completely farked . . .

The girl in the Legal alternatives to MJ add on the front page, as the days drag on, is slowly causing me to fall in love with her. The look in her eye. Ill take two pleeeeese.

It worked for me...then I closed it because it was lame.


Have at it.

Their server failed the FARK STRESS TEST.
"Where's the BOOBIES?"
/insert the clara peller (sp?) picture

So this isn't the Natalie Portman takes it up butt in 12 min freely downloadable DVD quality video link?

I can always count on y'all to fry a server in short order.

Some of the other models were OK, but there is nothing here (and a lot less of it) than you could see at any other internet modeling site. Try a google on "glamour model" and see what you can find.

And Wanda, I like being the tie-er, too. :-)

I have six pictures. One of them is not safe for work. You have to ask yourself one question, "do you feel lucky today?"

Ok Dattaway, why don't you set up a sfw page with a few nice looking ladies?
Or do you already have one?

There can be problems when two dominant types get into a tie-me-up situation...

/in my room

This is Be Nice to Kittens Day.

fu(king gay links that can't handle the stress need to be screened out like rabid animals

I have a theory!!!!

Fark is a glorified shake down site!!!

They contact pornsites... and threaten to post their link on the fark website... unless a payoff is made to the drew beer fund.... basically... protection money!... if the site doesnt pay, fark posts the link, flooding, crashing and destroying the site... taking up all its bandwidth AND causing them to get fined by their hosting service for over useage... it all makes sense now! there are no kittens!

(someone has to have come up with this theory before me)

I'd hate to be working today.

dattaway...where's the rest of that?

Screw it, too slow.

Saw the top of her head. Nice hair. Can anyone mirror on a better server?

Boobies pictures should be uploaded to a FARK server. FARK never goes down, does it?

It does?

Damn, this internet thing works fine except in those rare conditions when more than 10 people are using the bloody thing.

Ever feel like the world is one bad hair day away from complete meltdown? Or is it just me?

here. nsfw

Something like over 1100 pictures of her. My site is taking a real beating. I might need to upgrade that 32MB of ram sometime soon...

you guys just need some real porn

Dattaway, wow, about 10 minutes to Farked! That sucks...

try again, my route was farked. Now with bandwidth.

you'd think seing the high demand for boobies would make the fark-adiministrators approve more boobies posts.

hello? more boobies? :)

This is for those who have to work today.

If they had more boobies then nobody would read FARK anymore. It's a supply and demand thing.

Same reason married people don't have sex as often.

(and I'm kidding about that last line, I meant with each other)

Dattaway..

I like redheads.