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2003-01-10 08:42:49 AM
Mr. Green, your fifteen minutes are up.
 
2003-01-10 08:44:45 AM
It's not the Tom Green everyone would love to see dead.
 
2003-01-10 08:44:56 AM
Mr. Green should be disqualified from person impersonator contest.
 
2003-01-10 08:46:27 AM
Read the article, its a different Tom Green. This is an actual professional Elvis IMpersonator, not the asshat from Canada
 
2003-01-10 08:46:36 AM
Pssht, doesn't look anything like him anyway...

 
2003-01-10 08:47:26 AM
Is this the same Tom Green from "Freddie Got Fingered" or another Tom Green?
 
2003-01-10 08:48:21 AM
It's Not That Tom Green.
 
2003-01-10 08:48:25 AM
It's not because of that testicle thing, is it?
 
2003-01-10 08:50:50 AM
So wait, is this the Tom Green from Road Trip?

/stupid
 
2003-01-10 08:52:32 AM
My sincere apologies to the US & planet earth for this Canuck. He escaped from Canuckistan along with five men of Middle-East background - tell the FBI - run for the hills quickly!
 
2003-01-10 08:53:42 AM
And by the way, that article is farked up. I can understand how he got disqualified from the contest, but kicking the dude out of the casino? That's lame. His life is bad enough being an Elvis impersonator and sharing the name of a moron..
 
2003-01-10 08:56:26 AM
I like stories like this that make it obvious when people who make comments didn't read the article.
 
2003-01-10 08:56:30 AM
This guy is a 'well-known Elvis impersonator'?

Well-known to who?
 
2003-01-10 08:57:21 AM
K-nuk - I second that emotion. We're about as proud of Tom Green as we are of Alan Thicke.
 
2003-01-10 09:00:59 AM
Different Tom Green, for all Asshats who will post without reading the article.
 
2003-01-10 09:02:53 AM
I like stories like this that make it obvious when people who make comments didn't read the article.

Makes it obvious that people who post the articles didn't read the article.
 
2003-01-10 09:03:33 AM
I second Jasonakramer.
But would this article EVER have been written if he didn't have the same name as a certain celebrity.

Off Topic: I'd also like to say that Little Nicky is the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.
 
2003-01-10 09:03:44 AM
That too, PLASTIQUE
 
2003-01-10 09:04:38 AM
It would have been written, but not posted, ULLSOKK
 
2003-01-10 09:09:27 AM
The article would have been written, because from the sound of it, people in Wisconsin are familiar with this particular Tom Green.
 
2003-01-10 09:10:02 AM
I read the article. Just felt it necessary to apologize.
 
2003-01-10 09:16:25 AM
How come all the elvis impersonators pick FAT OLD CHEESY ELVIS and don't do impersonations of earlier looks?

That question has always bothered me.
 
2003-01-10 09:16:26 AM
King Copycat Can't Compete
 
2003-01-10 09:24:55 AM
is there a rule about reading the articles here? some of you seem to think so, and that's....well....it's kinda pitiful.
 
2003-01-10 09:29:18 AM
Most Elvis impersonators choose cheesey fat Elvis because they are fat themselves. Young sexy, adorable Elvis is much, much harder to look like. The jumpsuit has become an icon.
 
2003-01-10 09:29:48 AM
was'nt he married to drew barrymore?
 
2003-01-10 09:32:23 AM
Blarp:
"So wait, is this the Tom Green from Road Trip?

/stupid"

after reading the other posts i got to this and had i been drinking my keyboard would be dead by now. i'm still laughing.
 
2003-01-10 09:36:16 AM
I like stories like this that make it obvious when people who make comments didn't read the article, nor the comments already written.
 
2003-01-10 09:36:18 AM
I wonder if Extreme
Elvis
was there?  NSFW or small children.  Frankly, some may
wish you never clicked this link.
 
2003-01-10 09:44:32 AM
Blistexluv:

I try. :)
 
2003-01-10 09:48:37 AM
NEWSFLASH>>>>>
NOT THE TOM GREEN YOU'RE THINKING OF......
IT'S SOME ASSHAT CANUCK......
AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT THE OTHER AMERICAN ASSHAT TOM GREEN IS GETTING FREE PUBLICITY IN THE MEDIA.....HE'S STILL JUST ANOTHER LOSER WITH A CAMCORDER
 
2003-01-10 09:51:04 AM
I liked his movie "Freddy fingers a horse"
 
2003-01-10 09:51:17 AM
13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane

Ha Ha Ha! Now thats Farking Funny! Me thinks Extreme Elvis shall star in a upcoming photoshop.
 
2003-01-10 09:52:26 AM
he prolly got kicked out for doing some of those crazy antics he's always doing. That crazy canuck hehehehe
 
2003-01-10 09:58:04 AM
01-10-03 09:48:37 AM Jer2911tx
NEWSFLASH>>>>>
NOT THE TOM GREEN YOU'RE THINKING OF......
IT'S SOME ASSHAT CANUCK......
AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT THE OTHER AMERICAN ASSHAT TOM GREEN IS GETTING FREE PUBLICITY IN THE MEDIA.....HE'S STILL JUST ANOTHER LOSER WITH A CAMCORDER

NEWSFLASH>>>>>>
Hey asshat the Tom green with the camcorder is canadian and this elvis one is american!
 
2003-01-10 10:00:04 AM
Little Nicky > Ullsokk

That said i'll leave now and return to anonymity
 
2003-01-10 10:07:32 AM

This is the Tom Green = Elvis they're talking about, isn't it?


 
2003-01-10 10:11:51 AM
This Tom Green is "well-known" only because he's been around the Milwaukee area for more 15 years- he's kind of a Milwaukee icon. Every city has their local personalities who are only famous in their communities... Granted, he's only an Elvis impersonator, but you guys have to remember that this happened in Milwaukee. There's not much else going on around here.

We also have a Neil Diamond/Patsy Cline impersonator duo called "Thunder and Lightning". Boy, you should have been around here when she lost a leg in an accident a few years back... Now that was BIG news here.

Yup, we've got Dahmer, Bud Selig, Lori Bembenek, Tom Green the Elvis impersonator, and a one legged Patsy Cline impersonator. I love this town!
 
2003-01-10 10:14:05 AM
Should be disqualified from life.
 
2003-01-10 10:15:42 AM
It's not the Canadian Tom Green, it's not the Tom Green in Utah with many wives, it's the Wisconsin Tom Green.

Too many of those Tom Greens around!
 
2003-01-10 10:17:39 AM
I'd like to see Tom Green at an Elvis impersonator convention. Probably something like..

"Yes, I am Corpse Elvis, these are my ENTRAILS. See the ENTRAILS, this was HAM SAND-WICH..."
 
2003-01-10 10:25:02 AM
The thing I don't get, is how is saying you will donate the winnings to breast cancer research a prop? Are they saying that will make people vote for him?

<img src="http://www.cineguide.be/MoviePictures/3121.jpg".
 
2003-01-10 10:26:00 AM
 
2003-01-10 10:31:11 AM
Does no one read the articles they post?
 
2003-01-10 10:37:04 AM
An Elvite was punished for doing good works, which are The King's will? May the people who ran that contest all be smited by a steamroller, baby!
 
2003-01-10 10:38:50 AM
Hey, Drew! Somebody should be writing a script right now that prevents farkers from posting until they actually check the article!
 
2003-01-10 10:56:42 AM
LOOK AT ME DADDY! I'M ELVIS! ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS!!! ELVIS IS IN MY PELVIS! MY PEL, PEL, PELVIS!! I AM ELVIS DADDY!! CHEEEESE! ELVIS AND CHEESE SANDWICH!! I'M A SEXY ELVIS CHEESE BOY!! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!!! CHEEEESY CHEESE!! ELVIS CHEESE!!!!


Yes, I did read the article. No, I don't care if it's not that Tom Green.
 
2003-01-10 10:57:07 AM
Hey guys I have an idea, how about something that prevents people from making the same stupid posts over and over again?
 
2003-01-10 10:57:15 AM
Isn't that the place where the lame ass beer is made?

Does America make ANY good beers?

/flame
 
2003-01-10 11:10:27 AM
California - the Granola State. If you aren't a nut or a fruit, your a flake.
 
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